It Me

I reblog random shit that I care about.

[fomysquad]

#BlackPride #YouSmart #BlackExcellence 

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

i remember in 6th grade public school one of my friends in the class used the word “bungalow” as often as possible and every time he needed to say “house” or “home” he swapped it for “bungalow” and me and the rest of the class thought it was so fucking funny.

so everyone in the class started using it too like saying “I brought my lunch from the bungalow today” or whatever and the teachers HATED IT.

it started getting out of hand when we were learning about the presidents and we often needed to say “the White House” so of course we would say “the White Bungalow” and the teacher was so furious and then there was a ban on the word and if anyone said it they were sent to the office and I remember the kid who started all the bullshit one time got in trouble for something petty like sharing his homework and the teacher said that she was going to call home to him mom and he just stood up and cried out “No, ms_____! Please don’t call home!”

and there was this huge silence because he just raised his voice at the teacher

and then a huge smile spread across his face and he said

“call bungalow instead.”

and I swear the whole class rioted it was amazing

[110371-deactivated20190307]

When people have weird kinks and you just have to go

[gondwana]

THINGS ARE SHAPING UP TO BE PRETTY

[camreapher]

JUST LETTING Y'ALL KNOW WHERE THIS BLOG STANDS.

[theblackoaksyndicate-deactivate]

In case there was any doubt during my absence.

[thetrippytrip]

super important!

[im-not-clever-with-usernames]

oh so i’m crying now???

[fatjovan-deactivated20131125]

[xlec]

this vine is one year old but everything about this is art. the camera rotates a full 180 degrees around a point. the child in the background misses an easy basketball shot then gets hit in the face in the face with a basketball. the fact that this kids name is semi. the fucking beat is three notes and semi kills that shit with one of the hottest bars dropped in this decade. ‘money add then multiply’ means that semi knows his fuckin shit but he doesnt know how to say mathematics. put this fucking vine on a cd so it can be looped by aliens 3000 years in the future

[wangdude2006]

you missed the kid’s genius - he can spell mathematics, he goes an extra step, it’s (M)oney (A)dd (Th)en (M)ultiply, I call that MATHM-Mathematics

[xlec]

[xlec]

this post never dies and you know what? i hope it never does. long live Semi the King.

[faerieenthusiast]

Just do it

[mechagodzilla]

[supergameboytwo]

We live in an age where you can press a button and a deep web hitman shows up at your door and kills you. Technology is incredible.

[mechagodzilla]

what button

[mechagodzilla]

what fucking button

[judasisgayriot]

The breadsticks thing to me is hilarious I think it must be another Europe/America thing bc my whole life ‘breadsticks’ have been these hard crunchy thin stick things you buy them at the supermarket and it says breadsticks on the box Never in my life has anyone around me referred to an actual stick of bread as a breadstick lmao But then we don’t have Olive Garden either

[newblogisnotjustanoxymoron-deac]

wait, that’s not what they’re talking about?

[wildwood-faun]

Are you telling me this meme is not about grissini? My life is a lie!

[stammsternenstaub]

WHAT

[entomancy]

I… did wonder why there would be such a focus on going to somewhere with unlimited dry wheat twigs.  Googling ‘olive garden breadsticks’ does seem to suggest a tastier thing.

Huh.

[crumplelush]

this changes everything

[little-fleur-deactivated2015103]

I mean, I thought it was odd that they everyone was so excited about breadsticks… but then I thought, well, it’s America…

[lachatblanche]

Wait they’re talking about actual bread???

[kernezelda]

grissini:

breadsticks:

[cyanwrites]

… I want American breadsticks. ;_;

[shanology]

@goodbyecassiel - this is the Great Breadstick Misunderstanding, companion to the Epic Lemonade Confusion post

[fuzzynecromancer]

Yeah but the Breadstick Misunderstanding doesn’t make me want to wage Holy War on Australia and the UK.

[hypervocal]

[pipeschapman-deactivated2025041]

  get in losers we’re going hetero-crushing

[hannibals-hands-blog]

OH MY GOD

[gondor-reveal-party]

reblog to get on the gay steamroller

[the-x-button]

i’m really glad i got a physical copy of this brand new game so i can download 60GB off the disc and then install an 11GB update and then go through all these opening logos to get to the main menu and then a 5 minute loading screen before finally getting into the 12 minute cutscene before playing the hour long tutorial teaching me how to play the game.

[the-x-button]

how did this get so many notes in just 10 minutes

[vonisv]

Because it’s a cold truth we all suffer from

[yuriecos]

Someone to remember

Route 707 X MC 

Kitsurie as Saeyoung Yume as MC

Photos by Lost Dumpling Photography 

some photos inspired by @khaizu92 <3

[khaizu92-deactivated20180221]

Aaaaaahhhhh omggggg this is hella cuteeeee 😭😭😭💗💗💗💗💗💗

[fymenhera-deactivated20181216]

Friendly reminder how to actually use band aids on fingertips because we see people doing it wrong all the time.

[velken]

[bagelr-blog]

Warning Major Spoiler!

[onesentencemusings]

Moment of silence for all the people who will never see this joke because they blocked the word ‘Spoiler’.

[yurippe]