This boy is trying to get a nude from my friend but sheâs just acting like she doesnât know what âa nudeâ is.
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This boy is trying to get a nude from my friend but sheâs just acting like she doesnât know what âa nudeâ is.
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depression: uhh stay in bedâŠ..you dont have the energy and are incapable of productivity anyway
anxiety: get OUT of it!!!!! too much to do!!! too much to DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me:
I just want a relationship where we are both equally obsessed with each other, but in a healthy way. Save my selfies when I send them to you. Text me âI know youâre sleeping right now, butâŠâ. Take the time to listen to the songs that are important to me. Joke around with me and make fun of me and then kiss me right after. Tell your friends how happy I make you and how excited youâll be when we are finally married. Double text me because you miss me. Reassure me when Iâm feeling insecure. Grab my hand, hold me, show everyone Iâm yours. Donât hold back on me, tell me how much you want me and how much you love me. Make me happy and I will do my best to make you happier.
Just a few months later and now I have this.
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Itâs a good metaphor tho, because the situation is never going to get better if you donât eventually pull the door. And afterwards, no matter what the damage was, youâll have a working cabinet, whatever plates you could salvage, and a place to start putting new plates.
Reblogging for that comment ^
Hats off for negative jokes turned to wholesome posts
things some girls do that are cute
-scrunch up their nose when they smile/laugh
-long hair: put in ponytails. bonus if the ponytail bounces
-curly hair: just cute no matter what ??Â
-short hair: b e d h e a d
-running a hand through their hair absentmindedly when theyâre thinking
-also having short hair but itâs kind of grown out past its shape so their hairs just really floppy
-wear clothes that are too big and the sleeves go over their hands
-flannel shirts
- b l u s h i n g
-get really excited about things they like and their whole face lights up when you mention it
-being happy
-love their pets a lot
-squint when doing makeup like itâs the most complicated thing ever because tbh it is
-sing/hum under their breath thinking no one can hear
-love their friends a lot
- ;)Â
girls are such a blessing oh my g o d
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man i wish i was a pretty as a girl and I AM A GIRLÂ
This white boy came over a month ago and asked why my pillow was shiny. I told him it was satin, because I need a satin case to maintain my natural hairstyle overnight.
This past weekend I stayed over at his house after a party because it was too late to go back to Manhattan, and when I got in bed I noticed that one of his pillowcases was satin.
I asked him why a white, nearly bald man needed a satin pillowcase and he said he bought it for me, in case I needed to sleep over sometime. He didnât want me to ruin my hair on cotton.
I kissed the ever-loving shit out of him.
Thatâs how you show a brown girl you care.
Update: heâs my boyfriend. our 1 year anniversary is coming up next month.
New Update: We had our two year anniversary on August 9th.
We also have moved in together.
As we went through his stuff for the move, we found the last of those pillowcases he bought for me in 2015.
I sleep on it every night.
THREE YEARS AS OF LAST THURSDAY
THIS IS SO WHOLESOME
âthatâs just the way the world worksâ it literally doesnât have to be but okay
if anyone ever tells you âhumans are just selfish / life is cruel / thatâs just how the world is, get over itâ be critical of them bc thereâs a 75% chance theyâre just using that as an excuse for their own shitty behavior so that they donât have to put an effort into being better, kinder people
rich ppl are like so easily convinced abt ghosts I remember growing up it was near this vacant lot and whenever I broke a toy instead of going to face the wrath of my mother I would fucking bury it in that lot and then sure enough, some dude tried to develop the land and found a ton of buried rotten dolls and shit and told everyone it was haunted
itâs been over a decade and that lot is still vacantÂ
You single handedly tanked the value of someoneâs prime real estate and that makes me happy
As soon as I read this I immediately started thinking of ways to do this on purpose to get cheap land and I was five posts down my dash before I realised I was becoming Scooby Doo villain
do not put up with passive agression. the people in your life should respect you enough to be straight forward with you. If someone does not come to you directly with an issue, it is not yours too fix. you canât spend all your time picking apart your relationship with someone, searching for what you did, and blaming yourself when you donât even know what for. itâs not fair for people to put you through that.
equally as importantâlearn to dismantle the impulse to be passive aggressive on your end. cultivate the skills required to be honest and accountable about your feelings, not just to the people around you, but also for your own sake. itâs when you learn to be honest to yourself about what youâre feeling that you really start to flourish.
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