cringe culture is dead but i am not

21 | they/them | aroace dyke 💃

[sawyersauce-arts]

Hi!

So I don’t usually do commissions, but I’m a tiddy bit short on funds this month and could really use the boost.

I’m mainly a portrait artist, so if you need a gift for a friend or want a drawing of your OC, I’ve got you!

Examples of my work:

Pricing:

Bust/half body sketch: $10

Full body sketch: $20

Bust/half body lined+colored: $25

Full body lined+colored: $30

-> +$5 for additional characters

-> Hatching-style rendering is available for the line+color price

I DO NOT USE AI IN ANY PART OF MY PROCESS <3

(Payment is via Cashapp or Venmo)

You can DM me here on tumblr, find me on Instagram at @soybeandraws, or shoot me an email at [email protected] if you’re interested.

Thanks y’all!

[zmeess]

Essek and Caleb at Jester and Fjord's wedding party, k-i-s-s-i-n-g

tip jar!

[ju-chaan]

I only have one comment:

[vault-of-amber]

hilarious how the bridal party seems to just be like seven of jester's besties and the groom's party is everyone who's ever been deeply in love with the bride

[nightmaskart]

Caleb and Essek

[kurosmind]

First kiss, last kiss, and some in between

(these are from 2021 but your girl forgot about their existence for 4 years so, uh, bon appetit)

[amandarotten]

‘Pain doesn’t make people, it’s love that makes people. The pain is inconsequential. It’s love that saves them.’ - Caduceus Clay

[loliwobbles]

All I could think of when drawing this was David Bowie's "As the World Falls Down":

“Wasn't too much fun at all But I'll be there for you As the world falls down Falling As the world falls down Falling Falling in love”

[zmeess]

finally finished my mermay shadowgast picture, which took a while and was all sorts of fun to work on 💜🧡

initially inspired by a vintage photograph (under the read more!); i took one look at it and thought yep this one needs to be turned into shadowgast merfolk

tip jar!

[swagvo1d]

neon tetras

[rhan-hastur]

I made some pride bats, enjoy! 🦇🏳️‍🌈 EDIT: Part 2

[leofwines-deactivated20250831]

love my pumpkin

scary my pumpkin

[maroolynns]

she yearns for the tub water. disgusting.

[inprisonforsparkling]

SCROLL BACK UP. PAINTING

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[jennsoups]

Heart of the Forest 🍂 - ig | bsky | twitter | commissions | prints

[sacred-portal]

[charlesoberonn]

Concept: Depressing dystopian factory where everything is gray and samey and the workers are called by their employee numbers by an ominous deep voice.

But it's a really great place to work with high salaries, excellent benefits, and a flexible working schedule with plenty of paid leave. They just like the dystopian aesthetic.

[charlesoberonn]

PA system: Worker 72094. Leave your working station and report to the Supervisor immediately.

Supervisor: Worker 72094. You failed to meet your quota for 3 weeks in a row now.

Worker 72094: I can explain!

Supervisor: You're clearly burned out. I heard you moved recently. Take a mandatory two weeks paid vacation to readjust and report to me then.

Worker 72094: I... thank you?

[charlesoberonn]

Shadowy Board Member: Worker 11335. Do you know why you were summoned?

Worker 11335: Is it because I badmouthed the company during lunch?

Shadowy Board Member: That is correct. We are very displeased, Worker 11335...

Shadowy Board Member: ...with ourselves, that is. We hold ourselves to high standards of excellence which we clearly failed to meet. We were hoping you could advise us on necessary improvements. You will receive appropriate compensation, of course.

[charlesoberonn]

Job Interviewer: *wearing a featureless mask and speaking through a voice changer* Welcome to Hopeless Inc., Worker 100100.

Worker 100100: What's with the mask?

Job Interviewer: I'm shy 🤭

[charlesoberonn]

Of course. All Hopeless Inc. employees are due-paying members of Mindless Drones United.

It's a very responsive union that cares about its members on an individual level. They just love the dystopian hivemind aesthetic.