☽ Plumber-Exorcist ☾ @phantom-attraction - Tumblr Blog

Welcome to your mansion...

You're- wait a minute. You're probably one of my wife's friends aren't you- Most likely.

BLOO-HA-HA-HA!

Did I getcha? Nah? That's ok, scares don't work as good through text.

My sweet queen suggested I make this little space here in order to vent out some of the thoughts I send her way.

Anything you see here is straight from the throne of thoughts, directly from the royal dome. In other words, it's just a place for me to yap.

I'm one half of a soulbond, which you can read about here, as authored by my love.

That's all. Ask me about stuff, or don't. Whatever you mortals do.

#intro post

I don't really care what gender I am

But I prefer He/Him or He/They

Happy pride month MORTALS.

#I dont know what this means for me

I have other interests besides my wife I swear I just think about her a lot and come here first to post where she can see it...

#like 3:)

When a rando screams at me

WHEN MY WIFE SCREAMS AT ME

#i like giving her little frights #mwahahahaha....

Wife

#thats the post

BE NICE TO MY WIFE AND MY BOOS OR I'LL MAKE SURE YOU DOUBLE DIE IN THE GHOST DIMENSION

My love, can you teach me to be real?

#hm. she asked me to tell her my feelings and of course the best way to communicate with my darling is through her favorite medium #music. her second language.#the song is called machine love.#what sort of tag should i use for these things?#melodies for my love #yes good.

King Boo hii hello! I'm just a little chain chomp passing by! Tell Queenie i said hi too!

Hello small chain chomp-

Wait a minute. I remember you. You were at the party a little while back! How are you?

I'll be sure to tell her you said hi 3:)

#mailboox

DARLING YOU JUST FORGOT THE A RIGHT

I know what I said.

#Its funny I heard you laughing.

phantom-attraction

"I am not posting that"

BUT IT'S FUNNY-

phantom-attraction

THE WHOLE

YKNOW

BEING BRED THING

#i have to go before she sees this #suggestive

"I am not posting that"

BUT IT'S FUNNY-

#Cacklings

HEY BOOOOOO I get to bug you now so here take this shitty phone doodle

Initially it was me biting you and I was gonna be like “ME @ YOU WHEN YOU STEAL MY COINS” but I was struggling to draw that so instead you get a smeech. You have avoided my wrath. This time.

GET OFF GET OFF GET OFF I'LL STEAL A STAR FOR YOU FOR FREE GET OFF-

oh

Oh thats not a bite

Oh

Oh this is fine actually.

Silly Sparky! I do not fear your wrath, because the worst you'd ever do to me is hit me over the head with a comically large hammer. Which would go through me. Because I simply would not allow it to hit me. HA.

I think you broke his brain for a second. He never knows how to process random kindness :>

DARLING-

#CUTE DOODLE AS WELL.#LOVELY ART. AND SUCH.#mailboox #Sparky

I see you in my notifications, Mario.

#let me make you an offer you cant refuse

Cast me in a musical I've been PRACTICING

#cacklings #....no really when's my time to shine

YOU FOOL. YOU'VE FOLLOWED ME AND ALSO THE TRAIL WHICH LED DIRECTLY TO MY TRAP