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#RIP to jungle IS massive innit but I do have to make this my new pinned post.#I just watch it too often. I need it.#video #favorite

8syntheticanimal8

Favorite thing on Reddit is the Pokémon card subreddit unanimously replying with “shove it up your butt!!!” Any time anybody asks what they should do with a rare card they just pulled

#i would like to start doing it in the Barbie sub anytime someone asks if they should keep/open/sell their boxed dolls.#but I feel that would not go over well there.#p

Just ate the most pregnant orange in the world. That bitch had like 5 babies inside of her!!

#three of them were large triplets. and then two small twins.#p

Brooooo we are getting a puppy….

#pics from the rescue. it’s a lab mixed with Something.#we don’t know what. they don’t either.#maybe Newfoundland. there was one from the litter that was very very fluffy.#p

prince-johnny

baltimorerat

yes god

If there is one thing I have learned from the World Cup is that camera men love to show children in anguish and/or sobbing on live international television

#p

escuerzoresucitado

assaultmystic

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

evilneo

dogpuppy

Okayyyyy nevermind my crisis from last night…. A married milf at my mom’s friend’s party said I had beautiful lips and if I was a vampire she’d let me in to her home. So maybe im not completely hideous.

#p #she was so drunk though. and wanted to feed me so many bratwursts.