[hoshizoralone]

let’s do our hair with big bro

[importantcatpics]

for more @importantcatpics

[thecollectibles]

The World Tree by Ken Darmadi

[d34thbr34th]

tumblr i did it

an actually accurate “what greek god are you” quiz

[phantom-quantum]

I’m back from ~10 years away.

I was on twitter and it was horrible (of course it was).

I did meet great ppl and my SO there tho so it’s not all bad.

How do I get back to tumblerin’ what did I miss what should I do !!! Share your wisdom pls

[dailysailormoon]

the constellations sparkle in my dreams and so i wonder if it’s a blessing as if by fate we’re born on the same planet just like a miracle romance

[acoolguy]

your lame wedding ring:

my epic wedding gauntlet:

[coppiced-deactivated20211220]

i rlly enjoy reading all ur little diaries on here i hope u all have a nice life

[phantom-quantum]

Reads as something to tell the entire internet seconds before the asteroids hits us

[clayjokes]

The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water

[theproblematicblogger]

Golf is not a sport. It takes no athleticism. It takes more energy to vacuum your apartment than to golf. If your arthritic grandfather can do it then it’s not a sport.

[theproblematicblogger]

Same thing will pool. If pool is a sport, then playing monopoly is a sport.

[an-enigmatic-mind]

Awww. That hurt my feelings. I fuckin love pool. But I also play it intoxicated so there’s that. To back you up I guess.

[theproblematicblogger]

I love pool too but I also love juggling. I wouldn’t call either a sport.

[ants-on-a-logarithm]

so what is the threshold for being a sport

[theproblematicblogger]

There needs to be an aspect of defense and an aspect of athleticism 

[ants-on-a-logarithm]

why? and does that make war or genocide a sport? an indigenous people running for there lives from invading murderers might require defensive strategies and a bit of athleticism. could you be more specific?

[theproblematicblogger]

Yes genocide would be on ESPN2 though. Good question thank you. 

[phantom-quantum]

Jesus christ it’s been how many years? And you’re still out there posting funny shit. Now that’s a sport

[aph-femdenmark]

What the HELL is Naruto doing with his arms

[felassan]

no wonder the other guy is goin faster

[phantom-quantum]

The guy animating the sword handle repeatedly gave up throughout the scene

[gizaoyas]

DIMITRI IN EVERY ROUTES

↳ HOUSE LEADERS [1] [2] [3]

[phantom-quantum]

This set makes me both extremely happy and sad

[phantom-quantum]

I had no idea I’d end up working in quantum computing when I picked this url 8 years ago 

[keluchnae]

every time i see a cat and they look up at me i’m always like you have no idea…. you think you’re regular huh? think you’re normal? well you’re small and cute and silly. you have no idea

[phantom-quantum]

They think they’re like « :| » but really they’re « :3 »

[galaxy3ds]

reblog this to join my naruto run team for the 2020 olympics

[sabertoothwalrus]

my brother sent me this and I think he just gets me sometimes

(by ditzyflama on twitter)

[phantom-quantum]

One sec im having deviantart ptsd

[jaubaius]

Absolute shock followed by relief.

[frickiestfrack]

okay but like who is he

[smoothcollegedudemsu]

Okay but for real who is he I want to suck his dick

[homofied]