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Who's a-comin..? He's a-comin...! The star of the show!!!
can't stop thinking about this holly clip
she's such a fucking icon for this tbh
made this into a gif bc i liked it so much. shark Denied
one of my favourite things about my boyfriend is that he's 6'4 but convinced he is a normal sized person and this does not constitute "tall"
once, if not twice, a week the card game shop he plays digimon at upload a top-4 photo best described as "gandalf and the hobbits" and every time he is genuinely baffled as to why he looks like that
told him i made this post and he's still insistent that he isn't tall
bf: i'm not tall! i feel like everyone i see is around the same height as me. like people in the street
me: they aren't
bf: but i can see their faces! if i'm looking at their faces they must be the same height
me: you're looking down slightly babe
bf: why would i do that
me: because you're tall
incidentally the fact i am 5'5 also comes as a shock to him at least once a day and then he inevitably asks if i'm "normally that short"
if you lean in real close you can hear his singular brain cell bouncing around like a windows screensaver
Has your boyfriend got his eyesight checked? Bc when I donβt wear my glasses Iβm nice and close to the ground but when I do itβs HOLY SHIT WHY AM I THIS TALL, IβM AFRAID OF HEIGHTS, HELP ME time and itβs genuinelly terrifying.
he wears glasses he's just dumb
update to this post from yesterday:
bf: apparently only 7% of people are over 6' tall me: yes........? bf: that isn't very many. am i tall? me: i cannot believe we are having this discussion again. yes. you are tall. you are still tall. you were tall yesterday. you will be tall tomorrow bf: oh my god i'm tall aren't i me: my love the netherlands is the tallest country in the world and even there average male height is 6' 0.5". you are tall by "kingdom of giants" standards, even. but we live on "shortarse island", so... bf: AM i tall though me: you are 6ft 4
he is he's very pretty
Can he make spinach puffs? Asking for irrelevant reasons....
having watched emperors new groove (it's my favourite) he does understand this reference but also he really loves cooking so you saying this has now prompted him to look up how to make spinach puffs
which is to say that yes, he is kronk
fun fact they're both the same person. same 6'4 boyfriend referred to himself as a short king because he thought it meant a man who really likes wearing shorts
Large dog energy
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I wear this keychain on my bag so everyone can know that I would rather be playing the critically acclaimed MMORPG FFXIV.
"Because I said so" straight up isn't as good an answer as you think it is.
"Kill them with kindness" Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT π πππ*SMACK* πππππππππππππππππππππ*SMACK*πππππ*SMACK*πππππππππππππππππππππππ*SMACK*πππππππππππππππππππππππππ*SMACK*πππππ*SMACK*ππππππππππππππππππ
βKill them with kindnessβ
Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT π πππ*SMACK*
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Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
This opens up a lot of possibilities for what a haiku can be
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if i was a popular minecraft youtuber id just tweet "hey guys stop drawing shipping fanart of me and my friends/coworkers, i only fucked one of them and seeing me paired with anyone else is kinda weird and crosses my boundaries" and then i'd turn my phone off
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Crocodile tears? Lazy. Pathetic. Only use as a last resort.
Finally a kid Reigen can teach stuff he actually knows something about.
I had a dream that people started using the πͺ· emoji as a reaction and it was universally understood to mean βkill [] and you will be reincarnated as a lotus blossom.β Like someone would talk about going to the White House and people would spam πͺ·πͺ·πͺ· in the replies, and everyone just knew without having to be told that that meant βhey you should assassinate the president.β