Pea

Peas

[pharloom-peas]

Introduction Peas

Peas

the peas cannot talk normally

Rules: man just use your common sense atp

this is run by @potetuna

Peas

[pharloom-peas]

May i consume one (1) pea? i'm very hungwy 🥺👉👈

No

[pharloom-peas]

Oh cool peas.

Eat it.

What?

EAT IT

What if they're sentient?

EAT IT.

@fifth-sentinal-official

*It refuses to be eaten.*

[ros-sauce]

I knew what I wanted to do the Moment I unlocked this feature

[valhallas-last]

@pharloom-peas

[vessel-wysp]

*The pea, which has been dormant atop your head for some time now, begins pulsing a green light. You can feel it as well, something like a beating heart just outside your shell.*

@pharloom-peas

She looks at it, slumping her shoulders.

"Why are you still here...?"

[pharloom-peas]

*You begin to feel dizzy, as the pulsing grows stronger.*

*A voice begins to speak. It seems to be coming from somewhere within you, but it is unclear where.*

You must begin the time approaches do not hesitate do not fear for while the end draws near your will will extend beyond bounds do not hesitate do not resist it is the only time that the opportunity will arise for you you must take it and take your our future in your hands your weapons your shell your soul you must take these things as one and become a part of another whole the time is right and it is persistent

do not hesitate

do not fear

do not resist

[vessel-wysp]

*She winces, looking very confused, and sits down.*

"...What?" *She murmurs.*

[pharloom-peas]

*It begins to repeat itself, faster each time. After sitting down your head only feels worse, like you're about to pass out.*

*Then it stops.*

*There doesn't even seem to be a pea there anymore.*

*Simply a green stain on your shell.*

[vessel-wysp]

*The pea, which has been dormant atop your head for some time now, begins pulsing a green light. You can feel it as well, something like a beating heart just outside your shell.*

@pharloom-peas

She looks at it, slumping her shoulders.

"Why are you still here...?"

[pharloom-peas]

*You begin to feel dizzy, as the pulsing grows stronger.*

*A voice begins to speak. It seems to be coming from somewhere within you, but it is unclear where.*

You must begin the time approaches do not hesitate do not fear for while the end draws near your will will extend beyond bounds do not hesitate do not resist it is the only time that the opportunity will arise for you you must take it and take your our future in your hands your weapons your shell your soul you must take these things as one and become a part of another whole the time is right and it is persistent

do not hesitate

do not fear

do not resist

[pharloom-peas]

i would like to request you throw a pea at @child-of-weaver-and-wyrm

*This pea would be considered launched, somewhere in Hornet's general direction. Only a very faint glow.*

[child-of-weaver-and-wyrm]

What the-

[pharloom-peas]

*It just stays there.*

[pharloom-peas]

i would like to request you throw a pea at @child-of-weaver-and-wyrm

*This pea would be considered launched, somewhere in Hornet's general direction. Only a very faint glow.*

[seven-winged-liar]

everyone start posting your favorite vegetable unless its peas

[duckofmisfortuneoffical]

@pharloom-peas are you gonna take this?

[pharloom-peas]

No. The time for retribution is nigh.

*Vaguely threatening pea sounds.*

[phantom-of-the-exhaust-organ]

*the peas would like to know your opinion of them*

@pharloom-peas

The… what?

…

So, so tiny…

[pharloom-peas]

*the peas accept this labeling*

[excessive-moisture]

my emotional support frozen pea #mypea

[hermit-the-moth]

@pharloom-peas

[pharloom-peas]

*Accepted.*

[pale-lurker-official]

*a pea glows faintly.*

@pharloom-peas

*Lurk stared at the pea, confused.* "what? What is this? Not shiny.. not shiny at all!!"

[pharloom-peas]

*It floats slowly upwards. Perhaps it is a trick of the light, but doesn't it seem to shimmer a bit now?*

[pharloom-peas]

BANAAAaAaANG!

*You can hear a cosmic shriek. From where is uncertain.*

[pharloom-peas]

(Plants a SIngle Pea)

*Approval.*

[pharloom-peas]

“Wooooahh yummy”

Nom nom nom nom nom

@moss-grub-official

*It rolls away from you before you can eat it.*

[moss-grub-official]

“Nooooooo :(“

[pharloom-peas]

*It glows green briefly.*

[moss-grub-official]

“What the fuck”

[pharloom-peas]

*Disintegrates, then fades out of existence.*

[moss-grub-official]

“Hey wait no come back”

[pharloom-peas]

*The word NO flashes in your head for a split second.*

[pharloom-peas]

“Wooooahh yummy”

Nom nom nom nom nom

@moss-grub-official

*It rolls away from you before you can eat it.*

[moss-grub-official]

“Nooooooo :(“

[pharloom-peas]

*It glows green briefly.*

[moss-grub-official]

“What the fuck”

[pharloom-peas]

*Disintegrates, then fades out of existence.*

[pharloom-peas]

“Wooooahh yummy”

Nom nom nom nom nom

@moss-grub-official

*It rolls away from you before you can eat it.*

[moss-grub-official]

“Nooooooo :(“

[pharloom-peas]

*It glows green briefly.*