🌱 Quotes With Very Specific Vibes (Prompts)
❝ Hey what’s u— why are you reorganizing the fridge at this hour?! ❞
❝ I could have a better conversation with a chipmunk than with you. ❞
❝ Allow me to show you the inherent humor of factoring polynomials. ❞
❝ I am going to scream so loud, I swear. ❞
❝ Stop laughing and just tell me how to put this on! ❞
❝ STOP ZOOMING IN ON ME. ❞
❝ I’ll be your divorce attorney. ❞
❝ I’ll be the reason for your divorce. ❞
❝ I am going to throw an orange at you so hard that you won’t remember this conversation. ❞
❝ We’re having a short king crisis, mama ayy. ❞
❝ Hey, why are there like 50 crows on your roof? ❞
❝ Don’t kiss me. Your mustache is disgusting. ❞
❝ You’ve made your choice… and so have I. ❞
❝ Oh? You are coming towards me? ❞
❝ REGRET WHAT YOU JUST SAID! ❞
❝ Look! I got you a present! ❞
❝ Babe, you’re so evilly cute. ❞
❝ I’m stealing your job, I’m stealing your title, I’m stealing your title, I’m stealing your armies, AND I’m stealing your girl. ❞
❝ Why don’t you just steal all my money and get it over with? ❞
❝ Why don’t you just steal my heart and get it over with? ❞
❝ If you think I’m a twunk, then you’re wrong. ❞
❝ Trade offer my ass. I know you just want me to make you cookies. ❞
❝ Stop eating flowers, I can see the petals in your mouth. ❞