Ph.D. in Randomness

"Sometimes I try to be normal....but it gets too boring, so I go back to being me." ~ Stefanie. 24. I'm nuts and easily entertained. ~ Be prepared for a lot of cats, puns, and nonsense.

[mbtipartyblog]

okay, 

scooby said ‘’ruh roh’’ 

shaggy said ‘’zoinks’’

velma said ‘’jinkies’’

daphne said ‘’jeepers’’

what did fred say

[userformerlyknownaspartyclowns]

fred says Fuck

[mbtipartyblog]

[terrierpuppy]

help me im so in love

[lilpicassa-deactivated20180724]

he is up to something

[thatsalotachris]

[allthingslinguistic]

[rt-fan-trash-blog]

[mirkwoodbabe-inactive]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

my trump/pence slash fic is finally here. I’m doing the lord’s work by writing this to win over a girl’s gay heart (and, like, to save america)

anyway enjoy some LIGHT TREASON (nsfw)

[kainimuramonster]

THIS IS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS WHEN YOU FORGET TO RINSE THE TUB OUT AFTER USING A LUSH INTERGALATIC BATHBOMB!

He’s fine. He got a bath.

Lush glitter is made of seaweed.

[ishkia]

I hope you don’t mind but I drew your cat

[mingrose]

The real reason I’m going to miss the Obama presidency.

[hellogumdrop]

seeing Obama make Biden a friendship bracelet makes me regret downloading snapchat a little less.

[coervus]

Couch Commander

[adimals-deactivated20201112]

i keep adding “squirtle” to the phrase “i’m dying” whenever i say it

“i’m dying, squirtle”

i don’t know why????????? is it a reference i’ve forgotten or am i just fu ckin tatched in the head who knows

[verysmallhellhound]

[zavone]

[saintlaurentgirl-deactivated201]

*me to the bartender* i want something that doesn’t taste like alcohol but has a lot of alcohol in it

[arrghigiveup]

I love her 😂

[jumpingjacktrash]

“i don’t like either candidate so i won’t vote” what are you thinking, if enough people wuss out we’re going to have President None Of The Above? hey we’re counting the votes and ten percent of voters stayed home and jerked it to their own ideological purity, guess we just won’t have a president and all the executive level decisions will be made by a magic 8-ball for the next 4 years

[obliwankenobli-deactivated20171]

what if anytime anakin was sad the sad accordion music from spongebob played

[kiolbart]

this is a fucking masterpiece

[nullendvoid-deactivated20210922]

[xazuhira-deactivated20180701]

THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BREATHE