i'm a menace

claire [30s, white, bi, she/they tme]

[8pxl]

they're girlfriends,,,

[8pxl]

happy pride month i love you 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🌈🦋✨

[monster1994]

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

[kazokuhouou]

what if we don't wanna be?

[monster1994]

then i hope for peace

[scooplery]

if you're not allowed to leave your partner then it doesn't count as cheating 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ and if your partner decides that talking to anyone else but them is cheating then nothing at all counts as cheating! :D

[scooplery]

"you should just leave instead of cheating on your partner"

it takes an average of 7 tries to leave an abusive relationship! 77% of domestic violence homicides occur upon separation

i don't think it's reasonable to tell someone they need to risk being raped and strangled to death just to have a pleasant & caring interaction with someone!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[strange-aeons]

Slurping His Wrinkles Saturday

[grubarchived]

terfs have a lot to answer for but 1 very small facet of that im personally annoyed with right now is that they made it so pussy imagery is often sort of suspect. what the hell. the honorable pussy... he is not responsible for this madness

[weevil-mastermind]

Imagine if we did the “public libraries are punk” thing for other subcultures. Imagine if people made shirts that said “Soup kitchens are grunge” or “Mixed Use Urbanism is Juggalo”.

[vintar]

[hardwrench]

We make fun of steampunk and mock it but imagine if there really were marvelous devices

[shopwitchvamp]

Her peaceful aura will obliterate any guilt that tries to stop you from savoring your break ✨

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

it's really funny how the entire world basically just blew the fuck up six short years ago and nobody wants to admit that that may have had some lasting consequences lmao

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

like so much of Everything today is premised on the idea that the earth-shattering catastrophe which happened within living memory of everyone older than a third grader has had no meaningful material or psychological effects on the general public and i don't think that's good, lol.

"(some of) the top-line economic indicators (sorta) recovered (in most places) so everything is fine and we don't need to talk about it" is not a sustainable framework for interfacing with reality

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

"why is everyone so angry and paranoid now?" "why is politics so dysfunctional now?" "why is [x] [y] and [z] now? blah blah blah"

2020:

[adimals-deactivated20201112]

i keep adding “squirtle” to the phrase “i’m dying” whenever i say it

“i’m dying, squirtle”

i don’t know why????????? is it a reference i’ve forgotten or am i just fu ckin tatched in the head who knows

[verysmallhellhound]

[lettuce-tv]

don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.

[effemar]

nobody tells you this bc it’s stupid but the best thing to do while on your period is play the sims 4 on a laptop in bed. not only is the sims 4 more fun when you’re emotionally disregulated but the processing power required for the worlds least optimized & shittiest video game of all time will cause your laptop to actively try to kill itself and depending on your position while playing the 3000 degree nuclear meltdown occurring in your lap makes a wonderful natural heating pad. Pro gamer tip

[sapphling]

i understand the sentiment behind "this [military installation/equipment] could have bought 10 [social good]s instead" but surely you must not genuinely think that the US has all of this surplus value as the direct and honest product of our labor and that the government simply chooses to use it to exact violence on the global south for no material gain or knowable motive. like

[summer-changeling]

My attempt at butch jewelry, the crababiner

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[chongoblog]

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

[therizinosaurus--cheloniformis]

Happy 20th Anniversary of Neil Banging Out The Tunes!!!!!

More rarer images of Neil, my beloved:

20 years.

I find it so beautiful that this little rat's life has been remembered with love for 20 years and will be hopefully for decades to come. Truly a marvel of the internet.

<3 love you Neil!!!!

[mangonetics]

real talk I think steampunk is kinda neat like sorta neat you'know like as a little touch of spice to a setting that shouldn't normally have that kinda stuff. like a robot arm here a gun there some contraptions elsewheres. like skies of arcadia levels of steampunk is pretty much ideal. but y'see ultimately I'm pro-steampunk as a concept. but real talk for a second if your setting has a place called "the clockwork [location or concept]" I'm gonna beat you to death with hammers.

[shrimp-dicked-fuck-nugget]

Sounds like someone's just salty theyre stuck in my clockwork labyrinth again

[mangonetics]

I know you're laughing at me I can hear the sprockets on your brown tophat jingling and once I find my way out of here you're fucking toast dude