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phey/phem/pheal (they/them🦓 and any🐈‍⬛)

[phems-for-phan]

Hello phags, welcome to phems for phan, we are 2 phems.. for phan!!

Little intro to both admins:

Hi, I’m 🦓

✧ I’m 18

✧ I use they/them pronouns

✧ I’m autistic and physically disabled

✧ I’ve been here since BIG

✧ I’m a dannie

✧ I like writing meta posts

Hiiiiii, I’m 🐈‍⬛

❥ I’m 18

❥ I use any pronouns

❥ I’m a lesbian

❥ Been here since the gaming channel revival

❥ I’m a phillie :D

❥ I like to make goofy memes and edits

Feel free to send us inboxes!! This is just our silly blog to post abt dnp :) (kind discourse is welcome but if you’re rude you will get blocked lmao)

[amid-fandoms]

“dan never clocks any hot guys” girl his clock stopped working in 2009 he personally smashed the batteries

[hollywoodhowell]

one of the many clocks he removed the batteries from in nigel and kath’s house

[amazinglestowell]

also reposting my other phyuri here

[soulmatesclub]

he's never beating the allegations (nor does he want to)

[legendarydragonperson]

I’m once again asking for Dan Howell to release that damn script youtube red didn’t want either in a novel, a script book, short film, even a damn podcast I need pj and Bertie Gilbert on it too I need Phil to cameo even if he can’t act I need it like now actually or at least it be in the works FUCK

[pseudophan]

give dan credit he worked hard

[dannymcdanface]

Phannie Asks

Here's a few asks I thought we could throw around to get to know each other better/ be nosey!

Favourite tour? (TATINOF, II, WAD or TIT)

Whose wardrobe would you rather raid?

Dream podcast guest?

Cheese lover or cheese hater?

Favourite collab?

MCR or Muse?

Favourite solo Dan vid?

Favourite solo Phil vid?

Favourite piece of merch you own (if any)?

Who would you prefer to be trapped in a lift for an hour with (yes just pretend they'd actually be apart)?

Favourite DNP-adjacent pet (Steve, Scraggy Norman, Colin, Ben, Holly etc)?

You can recommend ONE vid to a new phannie. Which one?

Favourite TIT photocard?

Favourite ongoing series i.e. WDAPTEO/ SIMS/ DITL etc

Favourite Phil hair?

Favourite Dan hair?

Freestyle - ask your own question

[dandp]

Also this discussion of their new friends reads like a sitcom b plot where a couple acts fucking insane trying to act normal and appeal to other couples so they can have couple friends

[dpdailyupdate]

Dan and Phil liked these comments on ‘Halloween Baking - FEMBOY BANANA BREAD’

[pinof]

[pheroyyay]

“okay that’s mixed”

[moonstarfool]

has anyone done this yet

[sleepyslag]

I love that when we saw the London eye pictures we thought they paid for an expensive date to recreate their first date and it turns out it was a rat and a free upgrade.

[lornaillustrates]

Introducing…HER 💅

The real star of the Hard Launch podcast: Richard (she/her) 💅

And yes, she does have the same energy as the oven in the halloween baking vid TRY AND STOP ME 🙂‍↕️😏

@amazingphil @danielhowell

[blossoms-phan]

many people are afraid to be real lovers. dan and phil are not

[the-haiku-bot]

many people are

afraid to be real lovers.

dan and phil are not

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[phalevolent]

“I asked chatgpt” okay well I asked Phil Lester and he told me table cloths were invented to prevent boners

[notreyi]