Occhiolism And Onism

No squealing remember that it's all in your head.

[pr1nceshawn]

Love & Relationships by TUNA Dunn.

[gstringofsuburbia]

billie joe armstrong is like…the definition of chaotic good. a prime example of this is the fact that one time at a green day concert this guy in the pit was harassing a young girl so billie stopped the show to help her. however, his way of doing so was to jump into the audience, dropkick the guy directly in the face, and then fight him in a crowd of screaming fans

[endoshan]

[shinypurplebuttons-blog]

This is missing the best part - when he saw the guy, he tried to be like “Dude, stop” and when the man didn’t stop pushing the girl around he screamed “Fine! You wanna fight? I’ll fucking fight you, then!” and leapt directly into the crowd

[stolentweets]

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

Jiminy Cricket kinkshaming various Disney characters on the House of Mouse

[dappio]

I didn’t understand what this was and I just thought this ad was telling me that Hugh Laurie is only 99% a person

[dm-eddie]

hello i have another story about the two guys in my eighth period class. i was going to my locker and i noticed the contact guy was just pacing in front of a locker and i thought he just forgot his combination but when i walked by i heard someone say from inside the fuckign locker "i fucking told you i could fit. let me out now" so the contact guy opens his locker anD THE GUY WHO CALLED HIM A DISASTER EAS JUST INSIDE HIS LOCK?? LIKE HE WAS SO CALM AS IF HE WASNT JUST LET OUT OF THE LOCKER

I CANNOT BELIEVE

@richies-tozier

[ewanmcgregors-deactivated202009]

[2000ish]

ewanmcgregoring:

[ruinedchildhood]

They’ve been training us to eat ass from the start.

[yodiscrepo]

[rlmjob]

okay but this one is all too real

[marlek]

the first infomercial ad that makes sense

[retrogamingblog]

[anditssunday-deactivated2018072]

expert level meme really

[nevaehtyler]

Or maybe she alienated herself when she fetishized being a woman + said that gay marriage is wrong. Just a thought 🤔

[fifthwave-sideblog]

caitlyn: i support trump and don’t understand gay marriage

lgbt people: :/

caitlyn: i cannot believe what ellen degeneres has done to me

[darthvatrix]

I never stop Reblogging this.

[murderandmbti]

An introvert's guide to dating

The club isn’t the best place to find a lover so I go nowhere, stay at home, cuddle with my pet and read a book instead.

[hanukkahlewinsky]

i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like 

[neonpigeons]

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so this happened

[thegrinningkitten]

Yes.