Phif's Adventures

Phif is a hard working character; you know that guy who never seems to leave the office, almost as if he lives under his desk? That's Phif. He's your everyday, run of the mill, office man; except, he has the unique capability to transform his head. He can shape shift, but only from the shoulders up. This may seem unhelpful at first, however think of the benefits: he can turn his head into a paper shredder, a stapler, or even a toilet! (However thats a pretty shitty job, and he tries to avoid it.)

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part ⅓ of “i rather jump off a building and not die”.

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part ⅓ of “i rather jump off a building and not die”.

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HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WOMENS DAY!!!

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part ⅓ of “i rather jump off a building and not die”.

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This is Philf he came from a slightly broken family, as you can see from his name. When his parents named him they were so incredibly drunk they slurred and said Phif instead of Phil. When the nurse asked if they were sure, they simply giggled, and continued saying, "Phif, hahahhaa Phif!" In fact, his parents are the reason he can shape shift his head! When he was, well, conceived his parents were using many new, experimental, high tech sex toys. When one went haywire, and zapped his mother right as the sperm entered the eggs wall, it altered his DNA and caused his shape shifting abilities. This did cause a few problems throughout the pregnancy: when they went in for the first ultrasound Phif's head was in the shape of a tea cup! The doctor was very confused and suggested they see a specialist, however because they weren't the best parents they figured it was just the technology, and left it at that - until he was born and continued shape shifting that is.