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mapsontheweb

Percent of population who describes their state as the “Worst possible state to live in”.

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illinois does that to you

thcrin

cinematic parallels: you can’t take the troy bolton out of the boy

theweirdwideweb

silversarcasm

all the alexa/google home shit feels like a dystopian nightmare and everytime someone mentions having one in their home i have a sudden urge to break into thier house and destroy it

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its 2018 and were wiretapping ourselves

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rottenkid

whats up im jared im 19 and i never fuckin learned how to process emotions

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It’s weird to think that nighttime is the natural state of the universe, and that daytime is only caused by a nearby, radiating ball of flame

hayaomiyazaki

romesh ranganathan is the most passionate drunk history narrator of all time

thesketchyselkie

Seriously, married or not I reckon Charlie Weasley would be a riot at family gatherings. Just turning up, throwing Molly a casual “Wotcher Mum! Brought the kids, hope that okay!” And Molly turns round confused, sees what he’s talking about and - “Those are not ‘the kids’ Charlie, thOSE ARE TINY DRAGONS IN ONESIES!!!!!”

ickle-ronniekins

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR HOURS

shiftythrifting

I wish I was this overdramatic

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have you ever been so obsessed with something that it made you angry because you physically cannot shut the fuck up about it

punctures

#idk how to like things casually

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bryancroidragon

Fun fact: Ross handing the lamp to Chandler wasn’t scripted. David Schwimmer just randomly handed it to Matthew Perry. Matthew’s reaction is one hundred percent genuine.