I Want To Believe.

Nic | 21 | Vancouver | Bi X-Files Blog: danascullymd 👽

[kadywicker]

there should be a new emotion added to the spectrum of emotion called "the feeling u get when u were obsessed with supernatural in like 2012 and carry on wayward son comes on and it's a genuinely good song but you feel like a ghost has walked through your body"

[15-lizards]

Okay I’m not gonna watch the supernatural finale but instead piece it together through tumblr posts. Like trying to get directions from a meth head whos fighting god in the 7/11 parking lot

[unwastelandunbaby]

[sparklesthefatcat]

also formal apology to jensen ackles we all thought he was unhappy with the finale because it was gay but actually he just hated it because It’s Bad

[jupiterscorpse]

would anyone like a summary. for laughs

[jupiterscorpse]

okay so for those who wanna laugh at spn but dont feel like watching it;

episode starts out with dean going to a pie festival. sam mentions how he wishes cas and jack were there and dean is like “true. oh well”

meanwhile some vampire mimes (for real) kill a man and abduct his kids. basic motw stuff ensues.

theres a cameo of a girl from season 1? she talks for two seconds, they show a flashback, and then kill her immediately

sam and dean free the kids and fight the vampires and one of them pushes dean. then sam goes to leave but dean is like “somethings got me” and come to find out he was pushed onto a hook that stabbed him in the abdomen from behind. he refuses help and says some bullshit for 10 minutes and then bleeds to death. a fucking HOOK killed him. on a show about monsters. a hook.

so sam continues being depressed. he is alone. continues doing hunts.

meanwhile dean wakes up in heaven! its so cool! wow! everyone is there! (you dont get to see them though). he sees his car (in heaven) and decides to take a drive (in heaven.)

as dean drives (in heaven) you see a montage of sam. he is walking with a toddler with “dean” embroidered on his overalls. then he is playing baseball with an older boy. in the background, a blurry blonde woman watches them. i guess thats sam’s generic wife and mother of his child that we never get to know the name of or see without a background blur

the montage progresses. sam gets old. he’s in a hospital bed in his house. his now adult son tells him “dad its okay. you can go.” so sam passes away due to old man disease.

meanwhile dean finishes his drive and gets out of the car. sam appears behind him. dean says “hey sammy” and they hug and the camera pans away while carry on my wayward son plays.

thats it. thats the ending.

[adampvrrish]

congratulations supernatural on being a 15 year long hate crime

[whitepeopletwitter]

[anxietyproblem]

[gravityfallsrockz-deactivated20]

Oh Alex what did we do to deserve you? :)

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

why are you telling us his business like that. bro let him rest lmfao

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

ill die not knowing why the official van gogh museum instagram thought it was imperative we all know that van gogh one time had gonorrhea

[catasters]

[eightw]

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

jensen ackles being contractually forced to sit quietly for five minutes pretending to have an emotion

[omegaverse]

[diewhitewoman]

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

Women’s hairdressers when you want to take an extra inch off your regular cut: “Are you sure? I don’t think that’s a good idea. You’re probably going to regret it. I’m just gonna do your regular length and then we can discuss it”

Barbers when dudes ask for shit like this: “Say no more fam. That will be $4.”

[sunfortune]

destiel canon apparently but more pressing issue: 

why is this edited and acted SO weird. like they both shot their scenes separately lmfao

[limerentlink]

#ive never seen someone look so visibly homophobic; im losing my mind

[blutterlie]

the notes on this post are GOLD

[blutterlie]

I’m DYING

[dreadintrusion]

Logging onto tumblr today been like

[feministperalta]

Here’s the thing. You don’t even have to have watched spn. If you were on tumblr in the 2014 era and are somehow still here this is the funniest fucking thing to ever happen.