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i have a friend who is colorblind.

i have another friend with synesthesia where she sees colors when she listens to music

my colorbind friend has always wanted to see color and because my friend with synesthesia and my colorblind friend have the same taste in music, she describes color to my colorblind friend by relating it back to music

like “the sky is duke ellington’s satin doll”

and it is the purest thing this is what pure friendship is

maneth985

that’s so weirdly amazing

dysphorism

DO YOU EVER JUST

GET JEALOUS SO EASILY

LIKE NO

THAT PERSON IS MINE

DON’T BREATHE AROUND THEM PLEASE AND THANK YOU

thenatsdorf

Keanu Thieves (via mushroombirdornaments)

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The people running after him makes it funnier

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HE LOOKS SO HAPPY

coltre

there’s always this feeling of not living my life to the fullest. It’s always there, at parties, with friends, wherever I am, whatever I am doing, reminding me

iamhannalashay

Appreciate your girl’s lingerie before taking it off.

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important public service announcement

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“Ancient Egyptians had fifty words for sand & the Eskimos had a hundred words for snow. I wish I had a thousand words for love, but all that comes to mind is the way you move against me while you sleep & there are no words for that.”

— Brian Andreas, Story People: Selected Stories & Drawings of Brian Andreas (via suspend)

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man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful? me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity

bombing

what is it with toddlers and personal space? if this little bald asshole touches my knee one more time i’m launching him across the parking lot

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andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels

Do you ever start bullshitting a paper, and then look over it halfway through and think, ’…Wait a minute, I could be onto something here.’

imguiltyofthis

this is the definition of college.

comic-canary

Literally I was writing a paper on Asian salt water crocodiles, like a simple about them paper for a college class, and I started noticing some inconsistencies in the scientific papers I was sourcing and I accidentally discovered that the crocodile has been misdiagnosed as least concerned on the endangered species list when they should be classified as endangered and now my professor is having me write a formal report to the international Red List to have them reclassified and all I wanted to do was write this paper on an animal I thought was cool and now I’m considered an expert on this species…

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this is how it works half of esteemed biologists trip and fall into their specialty while pursuing something else. one lecturer i just went to started as a biochemist researching antibiotics and discovered that crocodiles change colors based on environment and now he has 30+ crocs in his yard for research purposes and he’s just like… “wait… i’m a chemist…”