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INTP-Capricorn-Non-Binary-Pansexual-He/Him

[send-player]

Don’t talk to me or my pidgey or my pidgey or my pidgey or my pidgey or my pidgey or my pidgey or my pidgey or my pidgey or my pidgey or my pidgey or my pidgey or my pidgey or my pidgey or my pidgey or my pidgey or my pidgey or my pidgey or my pidgey or my pidgey or my pidgey ever again

[leftfringe]

[totallytransparent]

[teenfuckingspirit]

Transparent Lipgloss Gif (lipgloss matches colour of your blog)

i swear i have reblogged this today like sooo many times, its so nice 

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

i love this

god bless people with white backgrounds

[danhowellnet]

if you’re in love with dan howell and want to join a cool squad™ here’s the Dan Howell Net!!!

quick lil rules!

- you must be following both admins! @dreamyhowell and @tbhdanhowell 

- you must be following the squad blog @danhowellnet

- you must reblog this post (likes do not count)

why should i join?

well friendo, lidia and yasmine are pretty chill, and besides that there will be a lit group chat, new friends, a bunch of reblog on your original posts, and selfie boosting!!!! (and a lot of memes dont forget the memes)

where do i apply?

the link to the application is right here!

when do applications close?

the end of april!! members will be chosen around the first week of may

what’s so cool about this squad?

ok well it’ll be a lot of people bashing about how pretty dan is and a whole lot of memes for everyone 

what will the group chat be on?

the group chat will be on IMESSAGE ONLY!! (i’m sorry if you do not have iMessage but both of us believe it’s the most neat and the most active way to include everyone)

[becausebirds]

Fuck this tree in particular. [source video]

[setbabiesonfire]

why birb

why

[fat-mabari]

that has to be the angriest fucking woodpecker I haver ever seen

[weeping-wandrian]

why the fuck does english have a word for

but not for “the day after tomorrow”

???

[zeplerfer]

Because you’re not looking hard enough! ;)

Overmorrow = the day after tomorrow

Ereyesterday = the day before yesterday

Example: I defenestrated my brother ereyesterday. I shall defenestrate my sister overmorrow! Because I hate my family and also windows.

[wantcookie]

english has some of the best examples of stupidly specific words, tbh

Rhotacism (n): excessive use of the letter “R”

Lingible (adj): meant to be licked

Whipjack (n): a beggar, specifically one who is pretending to have been shipwrecked

Yerd (v): to beat with an object with a stick

Roddikin (n): the fourth stomach of a cow or a deer

Balbriggan (n): a type of fine cotton, most often used in underwear

and my personal favorite

Cornobble (v): to slap or beat another person with a fish

[somewhatgreatexpectations]

This makes the English nerd in me extremely happy.

[trisabelle]

Who even made these words I’m going to cornobble them

[adamatronic-deactivated20170419]

My dick is lingible

[solnishka1927-deactivated202504]

there is a dictionary that has all of these stupidly specific and obscure words and a whole lot more. It’s absolutely beautiful.

[growingdaydreams]

why am I not one of those bloggers that attracts millions of anons every day 

[useless-swedenfacts]

reblog and tag urself

[crack-neko-atsume-confessio-blog]

“lady leg leg”

[flusteredphil]

tag yourself

[labyrinthheaven]

im janet

[connorscape-deactivated20171114]

reblog to save a life so i don’t mow a fricker over

[lesbianrunner5-blog]

reblog bc they used to teach us the opposite in school and manner guides

[amazingemmaisonfire-deactivated]

If you ever do the second one to me I will personally slap you

[2w4e5f-deactivated20200918]

Tag which robot you are I’m cool guy

[countssydney-deactivated2016030]

ooo

@kys-pasta and @lestrss (via countssydney)

oh

[philestr]

You are an adorable little bean okay? Oh and you're amazing beyond words can describe, love ya babe😘

shit, did i answer this? thank you, much love. if this is any of you hmu

[shaxaphone]

cute things to call your girlfriend: 1. sugar  2. honey  3. flour  4. egg  5. 1/2lb butter  6. stir  7. pour into pan  8. preheat to 375°

[compassionatecunt]

@phanisbabe

[softedan]

10th Jan vs 12th Jan

[compassionatecunt]

so alike it’s unbelievable