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Mostly deactivated. I'm only using this account to post new ZR content.

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Sam Meow

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A little sketch for @lesbianrunner5 whose been having a hard time lately.

It’s Tom and Jodi playing with a kitten!

Think of it as a promo for a Tom/Jodi fic they’re writing!

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Thank you!!!! You’re too kind. I just posted the fic a few hours ago! Their facial expressions perfectly capture what I was imagining, haha—Jody constantly hitting on a turned-on but overly cautious Tom. I love it!!!!

Here’s the fic! (But it’s rated E, so obviously don’t read unless it’s legal to do so in your country.)

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After rescuing a fluffy friend, Tom and Jody pretend to be cats. Janine walks in on them, of course. (Honestly, for once it's actually a lot less weird than it sounds. Just some sweet, happy fluff.)

Oh my god. I mean, this is cute IMO, but if I never have to use the tags “meowing during sex” and “not bestiality” again, it will still be too soon.

Anyway, have some cute fluff where Tom and Jody rescue a kitten, flirt awkwardly, and then engage in some romantic anal sex with lots of meowing and laughing. These precious cinnamon rolls are too good for this world, too pure. After everything they’ve been through, I wanted to write them having one good, happy, sexy morning together.

(Will my group chat ever stop saying “Wow meow” to me after this fic? Tune in next time to find out!)

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*sweats*

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LOVE SONGS FOR THE POST-APOCALYPSE

A fanmix for my least problematic ship and everyone's favorite adorable battle couple: Tom/Jody. Season 5 spoilers if you squint, I guess, not really. WARNING: EXTREME MUSH ALERT

The Royal We Silversun Pickups

Halo Bloc Party

Guns and Horses Ellie Goulding

A Love Song for the Post-Apocalypse Peter Chiykowski

An Act Of Kindness Bastille

Run Daughter

England The National

Every Other Freckle Alt-J

World Of Stone Blackmore's Night

Cold Skin To Kill A King

All This And Heaven Too Florence + The Machine

Clear The Area Imogen Heap

Warm Shadow Fink

War Former Vandal

Sort Of Silversun Pickups

Conversation 16 The National

The Phone Book Editors

The Woods Daughter

The Anchor Bastille

Ho Hey The Lumineers

Under Atomic Skies IAMX

Like Real People Do Hozier

Army Ellie Goulding

I'll Follow You Into The Dark Death Cab For Cutie

Fortress Bloc Party

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ACTUALLY DIRTY ZR Cards Against Humanity (18+ only!)

VAGUE/POTENTIAL SPOILERS THROUGH SEASON 5! Also, this deck has a couple of anti-5am cards in it and a few poking fun at the fandom (”never commenting on a single goddamn fic”) or at myself (”Shipping Tom and Runner Five like a fucking weirdo”). It’s hopefully just as offensive as the original base game.

I mean, no offense to the other two card decks (here and here), but I had two big problems with them:

You can’t play a game with just those decks.

They’re more like Apples to Apples than Cards Against Humanity.

So if you’re looking for some really raunchy ZR cards, look no further! Just in time for Halloween, this deck features awful cards such as:

Screaming “ARE YOU READY?!” to kick off a funeral

The Radio Cabel Porn Parody

Very little strangulation

Sitting on Simon’s face to muffle his screams of pain

Injecting chili oil into Steve’s peepee hole

Shooting Tom in the head at the first sign of trouble

Sigrid Hakkinen wearing a strap-on

Raising the motherfucking gates

Banging the entire Blackpool Rollercoasters team

Getting turned on by really fit zombies

Amelia’s secret back-door activities

Collecting a pot plant

Philip Nightingale spoiling season 4

Janine De Luca in a leather catsuit whipping everyone into line

And more!

Just type “/addcardcast MWVWE” into your Pretend You’re XYZZY game chat and hit enter. Also, I make no money off of this whatsoever. I just wanted a fun deck to play with. If you have ideas for cards, please message them to me and I’ll consider putting them in. Thanks!

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Zombies, Halloween, Run!

Jodie: I’m Runner 5!

Sam: Oh, oh! I can see it now, that’s why you’re wearing the…

Jodie: Exactly!

Sam: And all the sports bras! She’s really got you there, Five.

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how to tell if your fetlife friend is playing season 3

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Someone dared me to write this and the world needed some teenager!Cynthia, so here you go.

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Shared with Dropbox

In which Five is a mannequin, Moonchild is on mushrooms, and Simon is a kidnapper.

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ourprolifegeneration answered your question “Question About Crisis Pregnancy Centers for Anyone Who Might Know?”

If it qualifies as a medical clinic (which it does if it's offering pap smears), it's fine? CPCs help tons of people, I'd recommend checking them out! They're chill non-profit pro-life organizations dedicated to helping women.

No offense, but I grew up practically raised in CPCs and they’re some of the biggest liars and bullies, both as institutions and individuals running it. Also, in case you missed my username, I’m a lesbian. So a CPC is my last resort for a bunch of reasons. But since the great state of Georgia defunded Planned Parenthood and the Medicaid expansion to fund CPCs, I don’t see much other choice. :(

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Me at 4 am: Oh man, awesome, I am so writing this beautiful father/daughter story and it’s not incest, it’s just sweet and it parallels Chris and Veronica and—

Me at 6 am: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Question About Crisis Pregnancy Centers for Anyone Who Might Know?

I’m due for my annual STD checkup and lost my insurance in January. There’s zero chance of me being pregnant (especially right this very moment!) but I’d like the paperwork and peace of mind now that I’m getting back out there. I was going to head to a free clinic in the city, but they have terrible reviews, lose test results, don’t follow HIPAA, etc. My other option is the health department, which only tests like 3 things and charges $100+ for that. Not insurmountable, but it would make this month’s finances tight.

The CPC near my house claims to offer 100% free pap smears and comprehensive STD testing and treatment. I live in the Deep South, where we’ve completely defunded Planned Parenthood in favor of CPCs. If I play along thinking I’m pregnant to get testing, is that testing going to be any good? Is there anything to watch out for?

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PSA

If you see someone in a wheelchair stand up or walk, just keep your mouth shut. They either were prescribed that wheelchair and their insurance agreed they needed it, or they became so desperate for the mobility the chair would provide that they paid a lot of money out of pocket (because they don’t have insurance or they have a shitty ableist doctor or whatever).

It’s estimated that around 85% of full time wheelchair users can stand or walk to some extent. Think of it like glasses: the majority of people who wear them can technically see without them, but they reduce pain, improve the quality of the wearer’s life, and enable millions of people to do things they otherwise couldn’t. A wheelchair is no different. In fact, even part time users legitimately need their chair, just as people who need reading glasses legitimately need their glasses. In addition to paralysis, some reasons for using a wheelchair include pain, fatigue, fragile joints/bones, vertigo, and many, many other debilitating symptoms.

Using a wheelchair is already stressful enough as it is, thanks to iffy accessibility. Please don’t add to a disabled person’s difficulties by calling them a faker.

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Yessssss I get so self conscious if I stand up while I’m around other people! Or I hate posting photos of myself if I’m standing up because I feel like people won’t believe I’m actually in a wheelchair 97% of the time! I NEED this chair! I wish I didn’t but I do!

Things go up and down for chronically ill people! For example: I just spent 2 years doing physio going from not being able to stand, to walking short distances, and now I can’t walk at all again!! People work hard to get to where they are! Don’t make them feel like they can’t have a good day because they are going to be criticised!

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I really love the comparison to glasses, I feel like it puts things into perspective.

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I can’t believe this has 50,000 notes and counting.

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Being an aunt is all well and good until you’re crying your makeup off 5 days later on the way to a party because ZOE CRICk

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I’M AN AUNTIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!