So yea...

The name is Alice (she/her), and I don't even know what this is. Oh and I draw.

[lucid-luck]

I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

[thranduilland]

I’m just imagining this super ripped guy called Brutus being like ‘YESSS!!! I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE FAKE PROSTITUTE!! Now is my time to shine!!’

[daryltoh]

[tohdraws-deactivated20181120]

so I got inspired… and had to make a comic….

[herongale]

BRUTUS ANSWERS THE CALL

[badkidgorgug]

It’s been an eternity since I last saw this

[verylostpenguin]

It’s my grandpa’s birthday next week and he said “I don’t want to be 85” and my grandmother, his wife of 59 and a half years, said “well your only alternative is to die”, I can’t believe how affectionate they are

[verylostpenguin]

I was having lunch with them today and my grandpa started throwing napkins at my grandmother, and she balled it up and looked all set to throw it back but then she put it down and said “I will not throw it because I was brought up properly, you were dragged” she has spent ¾ of her life with this man

[heckifiknowcomics]

Seasons Greetings my dudes!

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

C H O N K

[such-justice-wow]

Ever since he left buzzfeed this man has been slowly unravelling now he’s allowed to have a soul and i, for one, am enjoying it

[sadfairiesclub]

mental illness is weird because even if the toughest shit has been going on i didn’t shed a tear and then literally got a mental breakdown because i couldn’t find my watch the other day

[whitepeopletwitter]

[scalira]

Is there anything better in the world than being bisexual

[pegsephone]

[buzzfeed]

Sometimes it’s good to talk to strangers.

[zoewashburne]

he is so beautiful in this film help

[nointeractionplease-deactivated]

jake peralta is bisexual and that is a FACT

[cant-thinkofanythingclever]

being called baby by a pretty girl is just good for u

[bellbottomedzoso]

My left earbud BROKE which SUCKS because I listen to QUEEN.

[cupboard-queen-deactivated20190]

easy come, easy go

little high, *disappointing silence*

[kibumkim]

tbh…

[bigtittydgemini]

IT’S TRUUUE THOOOO

[jimmyfury]

All the rich people in the notes trying to defend the truth of this by whining about how they were raised to save every penny (because obviously poor people are poor because they never save money not because there’s a fucked up system that perpetuates poverty or anything) and it was so hard being raised to be like that boo hoo hoo

poor people buy people food because we remember what it felt like to go hungry so y’all can fuck off with this it was so hard growing up rich bullshit

[daddy-kong-deactivated20231011]

My mum as poor as we were growing up and I’m talking dirt poor where sometimes we’d have weeks with no power poor would NEVER let my friends go hungry if they came over. nEVER. Reverse this, I went round a friends who wanted to get take out 100% their choice and I said I had no money so would feel bad but they were like it’s fine. Their parents then proceeded to not only charge my mum for the meal but also the lift home. My mum literally nearly lost her mind.

Don’t ever give me this rich people are rich because they were brought up to save. Rich people don’t need to save. They’re just greedy lmao

[datmos]

I grew up Comfortable, not RICH, but very comfortable. When i was much younger (not even a adult yet), I was taught to save every penny, and treat other people on a fully quid pro quo basis. THE MINUTE I had to fend for myself and use MY OWN MONEY for everything, this trait became entirely untenable. Once I became acquainted with only having what I earned myself, buying food for my friends became EXCESSIVELY common for me, to the point where I have a reputation for frequently buying food for myself and my roommates, financial situation be damned, because I know what it’s like to only have spaghetti AVAILABLE, because it’s all you can afford. Spending money on other people without the expectation of getting it back is an act of compassion, and nickel and dimeing people is inherently. hateful.

[sadlean-deactivated20140712]

[kvitoya-deactivated20210415]

the most obnoxious part of the holiday season is commercials that try to sound like ‘Twas The Night Before Christmas and have a dinky xylophone playing in the background while the narrator tells you in rhyme to buy a Ford

[dankmemeuniversity]

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