This is a good time for a really mean meme I’ve been thinking of
Xuebing Du

Love Begins
trying on a metaphor
we're not kids anymore.
Fai_Ryy
No title available

Kiana Khansmith

⁂
noise dept.
Keni
occasionally subtle
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
$LAYYYTER

JVL

No title available

No title available
untitled
Cosimo Galluzzi
Three Goblin Art

Andulka

seen from Romania

seen from United States

seen from Australia
seen from Senegal
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from Brazil

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Indonesia
@philistheboobking
This is a good time for a really mean meme I’ve been thinking of
they just don’t assassinate mfs like they used to
Everything I Base my Personality on
“are u ok”
bro i am completely disconnected from reality right now
basically dan
Phil’s tweets about caffeine reduction has me go rewatching what is easily in my top5 instastories 🥺
Look at this monster 🥲💞
*-* “Very Angry” *~*
me being a lesbian but finding Phil Lester (a gay man) to be the most attractive person ever? more likely than you think
as a society, we dont talk enough about how for dans 26th birthday, phil bought him a fidget spinner but then phil played with it for two days and tried to balance it on his nose while spinning it, resulting in him hitting himself in the eye and almost needing to go to hospital
someone needs to make a master post of everything loud they said on stereo because that was a whole other world away from their youtube personas
what are some stereo moments that stood out to you?
the stereo era was truly another dimension
tysm for the excuse to gush lol
okay this is from memory so if i forget a moment let me know
-one of my favorite underrated moments is dan saying "i want you to pour broccoli over my naked flesh" because. SIR. it was the same stereo as the divorce joke so no one talked about it to the point where i didnt know if i made it up or not lol BUT HE DID SAY THAT. HE DID. HE SAID IT AND PHIL WAS JUST LIKE OMG. im just soooo confused that it happened. what was he THINKING
-of course the divorce moment. i think threatening divorce over small inconveniences is so funny ALSO I PREDICTED IT I MANIFESTED IT i about died for several different reasons when i heard dan say it live
-mirror butt lol. just the casual vibe to it all. the "thank goodness only dan saw it" like yeah. whatever. happens sometimes doesnt it. (shows how far weve come huh)
-okay idk if it counts really but them trying to make each other laugh and react SO MUCH like yeah they wanted to be entertaining for us but mostly they wanted to entertain each other. especially the first few dan was just trying to throw phil off his rhythm as much as possible and succeeding. dan's little "yeah??"s in the fondest way possible, letting phil know he was listening and very very amused. all of phil's "stop it"s. sometimes it really felt like we were eavesdropping
-dan saying shit like "i thought this was a private phone call what do you mean there are thousands of perverts listening in" and trying to brag about their psychic connection WHEN IT WASNT EVEN WORKING LOL like "is THIS the story i think it is?" and phil being like yeah i really dont know bc you being vague doesnt actually help. dan acknowledging being different around phil and talking about the energy, the separate entity that is created when he's with phil.
-dan saying he was his most authentic self while making the craft videos :(( improv WITH PHIL is when he can be his most authentic self :((((( dont think about ganp lol
-the.....marriage??? thing???? idk blocked that from my memory but let's add it anyways hehhhhhh
-phil saying dan doesnt have to worry about the quiz bc they are all about phil WE LOVE A SELF AWARE KING WE LOVE THE MATTER OF FACT TONE THAT YOUR HUSBAND IS A SIMP and it was very rude of dan to bring up the quiz show bc that was the cutest thing how dare he remind me. dan being super confident and THRIVING because phil gave him a platform to flex smh. oh yeah and dan calling himself the ultimate phillie
-DAN M A K I N G PHIL ADMIT HE WAS THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON IN PHILS LIFE. HE MADE HIM DO THAT. DAN ALREADY KNEW THAT, HE DIDNT NEED REASSURANCE. DAN KNEW WE ALREADY KNEW THAT. BUT HE MADE PHIL DO THAT ANYWAYS
-dan getting jealous. over a GROUP CHAT that he's PART OF. "it sounds like you are trying to brag that you have other friends that arent me" SHUT UP LOL and phil exposing him for being in the group chat it's just EVERYTHING to me lol
-dan saying shit like "dont worry phil we still love you" ???????? bitch imma kill you
-im pretty sure this was during a stereo show. phil said something like everyone gets a little dan when they get the book. suuuuuuuper fond. i love the more subtle ways of phil's loudness. like yeah who wouldnt want their own dan?? cause dan is great :(((
-phil freaking tapping dan's leg bc he doesnt want dan to spill the tea and dan getting super fond over it that's the cutest shit how dare dan let us know that was happening i hate them
-roasting each other for being gay
-OMG I ALMOST FORGOT DAN TALKING ABOUT HOW SEXY VAMPIRES ARE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
-idk something about phil saying dan would work at his tops only bar, serving with a little smile and a wink. like okay.
-every time they talked about each other's asses
-WHEN PHIL WAS TALKING ABOUT HIS UNI CRUSH AND DAN WAS LIKE HE COULD HAVE BEEN YOUR HUSBAND AND SOULMATE LIKE HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
-dan calling it their forever home :(
-them being impressed with each other over the dumbest things. like phil being in awe of dan "typing" something really fast. like ew?? do yall compliment each others breathing when we're not around
-dan just. thanking phil all the time for having him.
-just the whole who is more likely to game
-dan being annoying about his commitment issues but phil being the exception
-dan talking about his norman stress dreams and whole that's part of what's preventing him from getting another pet, he's scared of loving too much, but phil is different, he doesn't have to worry about phil 😭
feel like im forgetting some but that's it for now i hope yall cried <3
honestly 2021 was a fantastic year of AmazingPhil content
i know this has been said a million times already but sometimes i think about how the phrase “just friends” is so common and how it implies that romance is somehow greater than or more important than friendship and then i think about dan flipping that on its head and saying “just romantic” like
can't stop thinking about these pictures @amazingphil
the way they have a whole separate language they use with each other. what the fuck. “walking deec” and dan is like OBVIOUSLY that means “walking dead and a decaf coffee” NO????? YOURE INSANE
tiredandtiredandredivorced
I love how you kept the re, it implies that not only have they already been divorced, but they got remarried so they could get redivorced
:/ i wish “bad guy” by billie eilish came out 7 years ago :(
explain