bikes have killed this whole family

Elizabeth, 28, She/Her, Seattle i make monster factory aesthetics i used to be @subisaac & @chiqitadave

[16tinyfrogs]

on watching a parent age

i saw somebody say “what if you’re gone and i haven’t become anything yet” and basically that broke me on a random thursday evening

[theriu]

OP, this is genuinely a masterpiece, three poems in one, moving and well craft. Please tell me you have submitted it to at least some poetry contests, and if not, please do so.

[16tinyfrogs]

to the person who reposted my poem a couple days ago, i read the tags and i'm so sorry for your loss. there are not words adequate to comfort you right now, but here is a piece on grief i wrote a few months ago that i hope you may relate to someday

[trentreznorsbutthole]

emoji kitchen is lowkey beautiful guys…

[mancydrew]

there have been a lot of rumors floating around and im here to defend myself against the false allegations. despite what the people around me have said, i can fit an entire banana in my jacket pocket. it fits in there perfectly fine and i do not struggle to take it out. i did not smush my banana when taking it in or out of my jacket pocket. the only squashing i did was of these rumors. 

thank you for your time, no further questions. 

[mancydrew]

follow up: some people are now calling me “banana butterfingers” and claiming i could not open my banana because my fingers were too slippery, this is also not true. while i did struggle slightly with opening my banana, because i had recently put on lotion, i did eventually open the banana. 

thank you for your time, no further questions. 

[crabussy]

wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!

[crabussy]

okay time to straighten my legs man I'm so excited

[crabussy]

I f eel like a suit of armour that was attacked by a welder

[crabussy]

I am nineteen years old

[crabussy]

I am so sorry I just turned 20 I hope you can forgive me

[crabussy]

. yeah okay true I did do that

[oreganoid]

[freeze frame] You aren't wondering anything [unfreezes frame]

[raptorgirlfeathers]

creature fact: you have just been bited

[certainly-april]

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

[grimoiremanifest]

❗️Great Hog is displeased by this.

The kingly pig looks taken aback by this statement. "You claim to be 'baiting' our kind?.. A master of it, no less - after all the trust we hsve placed in you?"

- Your relationship with the Hog Society 🐖 is now Unfavourable.

[certainly-april]

[mothermara]

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

[egberts]

My Recipe Blog

Ingredients:

lime

coconut

Now I bet you're wondering how I cam up with a recipe like this all on my own. Well it starts way back in the harsh winters of my childhood where limes, and yes, even coconuts were hard to come by. On days when Pa would return from the city, brown fuzzy orb in hand, my sisters and I would gather around in giddy excitement... here comes the best part! Once you crack open the coconut there's only one thing left to do...!

Instructions:

put the lime in the coconut

mix it all up

[crunchymayo]

Lord, grant me the strength to throw away this box that i'll never use, the courage to throw away this box that i'll never use, and the wisdom to throw away this box that i'll never use

[2colde]

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

[happymeals27]

[pussyandpetrichor]

[kipine]

Shiny Bulbasaur! 🍃 I finally got one as a starter in LeafGreen!

[kipine]

How it felt sharing this, haha!

[anglaised]

“ud do better on tiktok” ? y would i want to this is just a blog 😭 im not a content creator im just talkin

[anglaised]

actually im inclined to agree

[gr33nm1st]

[donnerpartyofone]

totally astonishing title treatment!

[fontseeker]

Mystery Caps (circa 1970) [Fonts In Use]

There's a free digitization of this called Grog Caps, which you can download here.

[scramratz]

everyone u reblog is safe right? i feel like u reblog a lot of ppl and i just want to make sure ur vetting them all first,,,

Everybody I reblog from is evil and does crimes aplenty

[evilwizard]

Dude. DUDE. HUMPTY DUMPTY JUST FELL. YOU NEED TO SEE THIS ALL THE KINGS MEN ARE THERE TRYING TO GET HIM BACK TOGETHER. THIS IS SO FUCKED DUDE. IM SO SCARED. HE'S DEAD

🖐️ stand aside. only the court necromancer can save him now. we must pray his body isn’t too broken…

[evilwizard]

WTF are the horses doing

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

i don't fucking know i tried my best but i think we made it worse with our big hooves

[evilwizard]

WHY WERE YOU INVOLVED AT ALL ??

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

i don't knowwww *kicks in frustration and hits humpty dumpty again* fuckkkkkkk

[evilwizard]

STOP