Phil Kessel Pays My Tuition

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hey so i pretty much not on hockey tumblr anymore bc a lot of people are just unbearable so lol follow me on twitter @ tomkuhnhackl :)

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07/28/17 (x)

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okay but what if whiskey going to mass with tango on easter being his first time ever? going to mass and he went because tango goes every sunday and tango invited him and the point of this post is imagine tango telling whiskey when to stand and sit and kneel and whiskey like leaning over and whispering “what’s going on” or just asking questions and tango telling him what everything means that’s all

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OH my god, Whiskey being totally caught of guard when everyone does the sign of peace. Just like, why are all these old people smiling at me and wishing me peace? Tango I’m scared

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whiskey and tango, good catholic boys™

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11 June 2017 || Mike Sullivan would like his players to control their sticks, please.

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Practice/5.2.17

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@ Oilers fans who’ve been bashing on the Ducks, please explain why because I don’t know what the hell they did “wrong” other than beat your team

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Oil boys + Connor being helpful

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rusty’s hard-won celly

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Okay I'm confused. Who did Phil call an asshole?

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When Pens winger Phil Kessel arrived at Ricoh Coliseum for Pittsburgh’s optional practice on Friday, he was met with a surprise.

Instead of finding his gear in a locker stall, it was set up on a chair outside of the locker room, complete with a case of Coke-a-Cola, cups for coffee, some signs and a big sign above it all reading “The Phil Zone.”

The prank was the brainchild of center Evgeni Malkin and head equipment manager Dana Heinze.

The backstory is this. On Thursday the Pens were playing against the New Jersey Devils at Prudential Center. However, there were only 24 locker stalls available and 25 players in attendance.

Heinze approached Malkin out of respect and asked if he would mind being placed in a chair, since he was not playing that evening against the Devils. Malkin, of course, was fine with it.

Heinze set out to find “the nicest chair possible,” and set up his gear on the seat. As the team arrived for the morning skate, Kessel began chirping both Heinze and Malkin. He even tweeted a pic of the seat saying: “Pigeon couldn’t even get a regular stall.”

So Malkin and Heinze put their heads together for some payback.

“It wasn’t my idea. It was Dana. He said we need to answer,” Malkin said. “I wanted to answer today and Dana helped me.”

04/07/17: Phil Kessel gets pranked + Inside Scoop: Payback for Phil

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