mattcedes benz

in love with leon draisaitl mother of matt benning worshipping the ground adam larsson walks on

[uglygoalie]

Ted Lindsay and Art Ross winner, Connor McDavid

[forechecking]

mcdavo beating crosby TWICE?

[dratdaddy]

good night friend i wil try toget a dic inside of my on saturday 

[dykesensei]

incredible

[miridai]

get this out of my s i g h t

[dratdaddy]

legless cow? no leg cow? no bull legs? ????

[dratdaddy]

auston matthews is so fucking ugly i’d fuck the hsit out of him

[zodiacupdates-blog]

"I'd make you a grilled cheese at 2 am" Squad

Leo, Gemini, Virgo, Cancer, Aries

[dratdaddy]

hey fuck you i’m a libra and i’d make a grilled cheese for u at 2am don’t be a bag

[wonthetrade]

McDavid reacts to his place in Teen Dreamz fame. NHL Awards, Las Vegas | June 21, 2017

[wonthetrade]

Connor McDavid wins the Hart. NHL Awards, Las Vegas | June 21, 2017

[davidpastrnak]

take a fucking sip, babes

[dratdaddy]

hoyl shit i’m fucking wasted boy i’d literally fuck so many hockey players rught nowlet’s start a list

nail yakupov

nolan patrick

leon draisaitl

adam larsson

cam talbot tbh he;s a babe

gabe landeskog

tydson barrie

jeff skinner

ur mom

guy boucher

daft punk

tortilal chips

andre burakovsky

ovi

ryan johanse

n

brent burns’ beard

connor mcdavid’s girlfriend

morgan rielly 

bdavy i miss him

[hockeyislove-hockeyislife]

This may be the best tweet about the expansion draft and the safe lists I’ve seen yet.

[bardownskis-blog]

The accuracy in this tweet made me smile

[blake-wheelers]

I’m with Bradley on this one

[laurastaceys-deactivated2017070]

Westoba Wheat Kings Jr. Reporter Morgan with Captain Nolan Patrick

[matthews-nylander-marner]

Truly a beautiful human

[dratdaddy]

idk what u guys are looking at but minnesota’s jerseys are also ugly as hell

[thearkhamjoker-deactivated20180]

Tyson Barrie Laugh Compilation

[coloradoavalanche]

OH

MY

WOW

WOW

WOW

[swedenylander]

our assistant gm is better than all of your team’s management

[ofgeography]

OKAY i’m sorry to hijack this post but like I NEED TO TALK ABOUT RICH CLUNE. because RICH CLUNE IS THE BEST. rich clune means SO MUCH TO ME, LIL OFGEO IN HER STUDIO APARTMENT, NOT LIVING HER DREAM LIFE THE WAY THAT RICH CLUNE WANTS HER TO.

here’s some stuff about rich clune:

he’s sober

he tries really hard, always, at everything

he’s not having any of your bullshit, not even if you’re his friend–he like grew up idolizing sean avery but is also constantly like “lol just so we’re clear sean’s the worst don’t ever be like sean, everybody”

one time he called someone who was trolling him on twitter and they had an incredibly pleasant conversation in which rich clune was like “hey buddy it’s okay, you’ve apologized, just don’t do that again” and the guy was like “wow man yeah i’m sorry thanks” (that links to a VIDEO if you wanna watch it)

he understands that james neal needs to be constantly, lovingly mocked in order to keep him from turning into the worst version on himself

he’s very aware of his job as an agitator in the league but he also LOVES SAFETY!! SAFETY FIRST!!!: “No one wants to see anyone get their head taken off with a blind-side check or a stick to the face. If a guy is down or knocked out in a fight, no one wants to see anyone take an extra shot. At the end of the day, we play each other to the max … but you can’t cross the line as far as damaging someone’s brain or body with a dirty move.” (x)

he’s a BIG DUMB GOOBER:

anyway in conclusion RICH CLUNE U BEAUTIFUL WEIRDO KEEP DOING U, BUDDY.