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My name is Philip. Huntington Beach, California. Take your shoes off before you come in. It's a cultural thing.

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[gordonm99]

Wtfgstagashshshshslspznxbxbdisjssnsj

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[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

the energy this has is immense and horrifying 

[rico-bear]

🐸

[jigglyturk]

If a guy sends me this via grindr I’m honestly going on a date with them

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i’m literally in HYSTERICS over this righr nowhdjahkshdjshsjs

[juuliaroberts]

At Subway...

Me: And can I have extra mustard please

Worker: Sure just tell me when…..

Me: 

Worker:

Me: Okay that’s good, thanks…. 

Worker: *not stopping* *orgasming* 

Me: STOP THAT’S TOO MUCH

Worker: *Still adding mustard*

Me:

Worker: Great! Thanks! The magic word! 

Worker: Would you like anything else?

Me: 

Worker: Okay that’ll be $7.50

Me: *pays* 

Mom: Where is my fucking change?

[thethingsifindfunny]

This is so dumb i should not be laughing this hard

[kscotter]

reblogging again because what the fuhq laksdjf;laskdjflk

[meanplastic]

The four horsemen of the apocalypse

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[nickoh-las]

What I’d like: a meaningful relationship

What I get:

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[one10000]

Is that Ariana Grande

[yeezy-nation]

yea

[michaelnothing]

Is she okay?

[yeezy-nation]

no she got hit

[0u4gh05t5]

why was she so loud

[yeezy-nation]

bc she got hit

[mchaccino]

why

[yeezy-nation]

she got hit

[xtrendyyjay]

Why’d she get hit

[yeezy-nation]

the bus hit her

[chloeniccole]

is she okay?

[prasejeebus]

[salty-red-mage]

Me in the club when all the shots finally hit

[thats-sowild-blog]

Cynthia snapped

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[studposse]

[dogfella-deactivated20150228]

yelling hard enough triggers my gag reflex

[kochamchleb]

I cannot believe I get to see this video again 

[svckerboys]