[phillypbear]

[anxietyproblem]

[dailycatsblog]

[anxietyproblem]

[soft-october-night]

Christmas movies really need to show the reality of Dec 27, when the girl boss protagonist who just quit her high paying City Job to spend the rest of her life in small town christmasville with the dude she dated in high school for a couple of months is trying to find dinner at 830pm and has to face the reality that not only is there no good Chinese takeout in a 20 mi radius, but every restaurant in the county closes at 7:00 p.m.

[daily-spooky]

[moominirl]

[mollybeenoel]

Source: poeticalphotos

[fairytaleprincessart]

[girlonabreak]

i am so damn pretty i love me some me

[deancodedinthewater]

Hey to anyone that needs to hear this: you are not lazy. You are doing as much as you can. Don't force yourself to do so much it breaks you. Take your time. Your health is more important than the opinions of others.

[catchymemes]

[hootenanie]

s/o to this skeleton babe from 1936

[mr-ticky]

This is a really poignant illustration of the seductive nature of glorifying war but that is a LOOK and she is SERVING it

[johnbrownfunclubofficial]

I've seen Death depicted as a card dealer or other sort of gambler, a guy in a suit, a farmer, a robed apparition, and any other number of things, but this? This has to be the best Death I've seen yet. An old seductress saying "hey kid, don't you wanna die in a trench for a government that doesn't give a fuck about you, just like your dear old dad?" This goes hard as fuck.

[saint-batrick]

"I used to know your daddy." kicks like a mule.

[ggggagggggggg]

I’m a thinker. So make sure yo shit add up before I start calculating

[dreamyintersexpuppy]

yeah you like your girls thick but do you like not judging her when she eats? do you like standing up to your friends when they’re fatphobic even when she’s not around? do you like holding her when she’s hurt by the things people say and do around her? do you like her? or do you just prefer her when she’s a picture on your phone?

[elasticitymudflap]

i can never face my family again

[inabasket]

You ever see something so funny you bypass laughing entirely and go straight for crying?

[yourownpetard]

always reblog

[c-bassmeow]

I fucking HATE how this has almost one million notes and ive NEVER seen this. I have missed out on life. This was the best study break video I have ever seen. I’m dying. I most def sharted. 

[onlyblackgirl]

I never know which version I’m going to get when I see this video.

[freakxwannaxbe]

There is an old belief in Serbian villages and small towns that certain pumpkins (and watermelons), when left outside during a full moon, will turn in to a vampire.

Happy Halloween, everyone!

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[lovingempress]

*whisper chants* vampire pumpkin vampire pumpkins vampire pumpkins

[shieldmaiden19]

This is the quality fall shit I’m here for

[severalowls]

I think it’s great that Pumpkins (and other squash) were only introduced to Europe around 1600 and the Serbs wasted absolutely no time blaming them for their problems.