Philosophical Llama

Idek

[achillesinhighheels]

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I have one(1) hobby and it is getting drunk during the week and watching Gordon Ramsey cook better food than I'll ever so much as see in person

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Self care is silently stress eating mac and cheese in your room while your family is cooking dinner

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Kool-Aid is the fourth condiment

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Star wars is a bunch of good people, bad people, and sarcastic people, aggressively vibe checking each other with glow sticks

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Petition to elect Santa as the president once trump gets impeached so that he can use air force one to deliver presents more efficiently

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To get into heaven you need to pass Jesus' vibe check

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Opens a soda, sips soda, sets soda down, walks 10 feet away, wants a soda, goes to get soda from fridge, realizes something is off and doesn't move for 15 mins

-me, every single day

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The feeling of absolute SPEED when you close all your open apps and manage to re open Spotify before the music stops

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Maybe megamind called Metro City ‘metrocity’ because he sees the metro as an atrocity

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Whenever a group of dad's are fighting to be the alpha, any ties in dad jokes shall be decided by who can sneeze the loudest

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Dog allergy lifehack step 1: drink until you can't feel your face (or anything else)

Step 2: pet many dogs

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My quality of life has gone down 73% since I lost my telescopic back scratcher