If you’ve met Alpha Brent, then you already know the family resemblance. I’m older, heavier, and a hell of a lot harder to move. Same blood. Same direction. Same read on the world.
I’m his (much) older brother, and yes, we are aligned.
I’m here to look you in the eye, talk to you like a man, and say what most people are too scared to say out loud. I know how to be kind. I know how to listen. I know how to talk without flinching. But understand this clearly: kindness from me is not surrender. It is control. It is patience. It is a steady hand on the wheel.
I redpilled 10+ years ago. I’m a Xennial; I voted for President Donald J. Trump all three times. (Fuck yeah…) I chose order over liberal chaos and direction over the smog of modern moral confusion. I do not apologize for that. I built my adult life on it.
Call me Dad because I’ve got the years to say the hard thing without blinking. I can be warm. But I do not leave people where I found them. Not if they came to me for the truth.
Go see my brother Alpha Brent. @brobreedsred And once you’ve heard us both, you’ll understand exactly why we stand where we stand.
Dylan is a college student who, one summer night, makes a throwaway wish on a shooting star. His desire? Dylan wants to live in the omegaver
I think this time... I'll give away the very, very end as the preview:
Nine months later, Dylan Owens laid in the maternity ward. For the past month, hospitals all over the globe had found themselves inundated with omega male patients who’d gotten pregnant that first night of the new world order. Luckily, as his baby hadn’t been premature, Dylan wasn’t part of the very first wave. The doctors were less weirded out. They had a better idea of how to handle a man going through delivery.
He couldn’t help but smile as he glanced over at his father sleeping in one of the chairs in the room. Dylan grabbed his phone and sent a simple text to his dad, “Hey. You should try to get me pregnant again. I’ve always wanted lots and lots of brothers, daddy.”
The text went through. Greg’s phone dinger, and Dylan smiled. He closed his eyes.
It was nice how sometimes wishes really were granted.
-my guy, he does the leg thing dogs do when they get scratched in their bellies
-speaking of bellies, yeha that's a major spot for that guy
-prefers to be the ler cuz yknow, alpha instinct
-play howls before landing a raspberry on someone
-he's a wolf, a predator, aka he reuses his skills of hunting to grip on his lees
-legs swing around frantically when he's tickled, yeah watch out
-Lee mood spotted when the tail wags even tho he tells the ler to stop
-yes YES BEHIND THE EARS
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Mr Snake
-oh this guy is a master ler as he is a master lock picker
-yeah no, don't underestimate his lack of hands, 80% of the time he can stop your hands from tickling him
-he does try to stop his ler before the tickles get too much for him and get his everything go limp
-this is a snake we're talking about. Of course he coils around the lee and use the tip of his tail to do the work for him
-Snake gets real salty being a lee
-Prefers to be the ler
-nobody knows this(except Wolf) but stroke his underside and he'd go nuts
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Ms Tarantula
-ah, Stevie, Stevie, STEVIE WITH THE EIGHT LEGS??? The legs she also used to type stuff on her laptop??? And with THAT SIZE?? oh nooooo, she is a monster, I'm convinced
-Webs' death spot, tho? The seam that connects her torso with her thorax, specifically on the upper side
-she's fuzzy and she uses it to her advantage
-imagine this chica walking all over you under your clothes
-NIGHTMARE LOL(kidding, it's my dream)
-tickle bites cuz although tarantulas don't bite people, she kinda use the stereotype cuz it's just fun
-will pretend someone is a laptop and boop boop boop away
-don't touch her thorax. It's not ticklish actually, more like uncomfortable
-scritch on her stomach/uhh her front everything?? Anyway, scritch her tummy and you'll get all eight legs tapping your hand trying to stop it
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Mr Piranha
-aye, he's the embodiment of switch
-REALLY HE SWITCHES
-sometimes there's days where he tickles the gang UNPROVOKED and sometimes he is teasing to get it
-when he's on a ler day but isn't doing any tickling BUT someone attempts to make him laugh, he will JUMP and give you a tickle attack. Don't wager it sjdjsjdn(wager it)
-Lee days however, one of the things you'd notice is how he holds his shoes more often than normal. Hard to spot cuz on normal days, he's ALWAYS holding his shoes (source: watch the movie)
-as a piranha, he is obliged to use his mouth, may it be kisses, raspberries, bites, licks, or his favourite, RAPID NIBBLES
-tail fin/the ponytail thing??? Is a pretty sensitive spot, especially the base when the uhhh, I, I can't remember the english word
Especially when the pangtali ng buhok isnt there
-does the piranha thing where he circles his targets at the speed of light
-generally easy to hold but get a tight grip cuz he shakes like a hornets nest
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Mr Shark
-the team lee
-he likes it tho, the lad is touch starved (source: character design commentary)
-he also prefers not to ler cuz Shark thinks he could accidentally get too rough (physical sense and literal sense cuz shark fins ARE rough)
-nooo, dont trace his gills. Its super sensitive (trace his gills)
-allows Webs and ONLY WEBS to do the thing biologists do to slightly immobilise sharks (the the nose thing if you know what I'm talking about??)
-tummy warm and soft, give him kisses
-Lou's the type of lee who freezes in place when going insane
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Agent Fox
-pretty busy gal, rarely seen indulging in tickles but when she does, she enjoys it so so much
-she could need it after a stressful day of dealing with taking care if the city
-Lee or ler is unspecified and hard to tell, she tickles when she tickles and she gets tickled when she gets tickled. She got a preference but she's vague about it even if she like "tells you"
-just like Wolf, *inhales* BEHIND THE EARS
-being a fox, Diane can easily tell someone's death spots by skimming over every spot and finding out which one has the biggest reaction (no matter how slight it is)
-teases with Wolf are royal
-a little shy about her laugh so she does try to tone the volume down
-can easily disarm her lers if she decided that's enough for today
-with a complementary pinch cuz she's playful like that
-out of all the guys, she's the most fun to be in a tickle fight. Everyone else is going for carnage instead of tickles since they can get really competitive and aggressive
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Professor Marmalade
-he can go suck a kalamansi, I'm not giving him hcs
