this human emotion called friendship

[jammespotter]

mood: a wealthy 18th century woman who needs to lie down for hours after anything remotely distressing happens

[loregasmic-deactivated20140814]

[bob-belcher]

happy halloween. it is halloween every single day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween

[suite-dee-reynolds]

[newtgeiszler]

what if god was one of us

[bunney]

its illegal to be cuter than me

[sneevee]

We’re all going to jail then

[bunney]

[cloudbusting85]

♡ roses are red ♡ ♡ violets are blue ♡ ♡ lmaooooooo ♡ ♡ truuuuuuuuu ♡

[godzillaftw]

[embezzled-memes-deactivated2017]

[staggot]

Isn’t it so great to be the most beautiful person in the world? not that you would know cause it’s me but can you imagine?

[drakomalfoyyy-deactivated202006]

i’m scared to have kids. like what if i accidentally kill one

[jumpingjaverts]

Or what if they grow up and hate your fandoms… then it might not be an accident :(

[jumpingjaverts]

oh my god, what the fuck was wrong with me in 2013. what the fuck. wtf

[philosomey]

People:*laughing three blocks away from me*

Me:It's me. They're laughing at me…

[wank-stains-deactivated20160920]

Is tumblr fucking up for anyone else? Like my posts aren’t getting any notes

[vnting]

someone out there feels better because you exist

[cuntyrunt]

[consonant-deactivated20251203]

if i were a drink i’d be cherry vanilla coke

[consonant-deactivated20251203]

if you were a drink what would you be

[consonant-deactivated20251203]

everyone’s like “bleach” or “sewage” please calm down edgelords

[bob-belcher]

a detailed list of things I hate:

hot weather

high temperatures

heat

warmer than average conditions

[tr-apstar]

Men are so fuckin weak dude I swear. Women are out there grindin like nothing’s wrong while bleeding out of their vaginas 7 days a month, cramps so bad we can barely function, pushing a human out of our hoohas, taking pills that fuck with our horomones just so you can hit it raw and you have the damn nerve to judge the size of our hips that have birthed the civilizations of the world like they were made to be admired by you? No. Next time you get flicked in the balls I don’t wanna hear u talk about how it’s so much harder being a man. Damn. Shout out to women. Don’t let men tell you shit.