Played an hour of Super Mario RPG tonight and got that 3rd star! Mario didn't have the funnest of times though...
No. I didn't. So..... *sigh* We were minding our own business, just travelling along the road to Mole Town and we happen to come across a green pipe in the middle of the path. You know, one of those green pipe things that goes in the ground? I know you know what I'm talking about. Don't mess with me.
Well, just when I think we can skip it (since, you know, it's just in our way and we can GO AROUND IT), pudgy boy Mallow goes and trips his ass down the thing. I would have just kept going, but he had our cash, so I really had no choice. This kid is the worst. He's the opposite of Batman.
Not only did we have to go *down* the pipe. But we couldn't just go back up the damn thing! We had to defeat more enemies. We had to jump over lava. We had to keep Mallow from crying himself to death.
At the end of the cavern though, we did find good ol' Yo'ster island, where my good buddy Yoshi resides. The only man (dinosaur) I'll ever respect. Because he lets me use him like a horse. No shame.
Back on the main path, we found our way to Mole Town. Why is it called that? You're kidding right? (I now realize that I didn't actually take a screenshot to punchline the joke here, so Mole Town is full of Moles. The animal kind. You're welcome.)
We found Bowser too, though he took off real fast and didn't provide us with any juicy bits of gossip.
The town was being plagued by some dirt in their mound of crap, so I decided to go in and clean it for them. *Not* out of the goodness of my own heart, mind you. But because of the call of that third star inside.
After clawing and crawling through dirt and grime for miles and miles (or kilometers and kilometers, if you prefer) we found the boss, Punchinello, who, surprisingly, wasn't some kind of anthropomorphic weapon. He was pleasant, at least.
We punched his nello (I crack myself up sometimes) and snatched dat third star up!
The return journey was much more exciting, but I wished I had had a fedora and whip so that I would have enjoyed it more.
Next time we can hopefully just stroll into the next outpost and grab the star before *some* kind of terrible thing happens and makes us wander around in a maze for a couple of ours to recover it. A plumber can wish.
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