My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you
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@philsutawney
My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you
“secretly we all love angst” Sentence Starters
dont deny it DONT DENY IT
“It never works for us, and it never will.”
“I’m done. I’m done trying so hard only for you to never even look in my direction.”
“I can’t fall in love with you. I don’t want all the pain that comes with it.”
“My roommate had to go into my room and throw the sheets away because I haven’t been able to sleep in that bed since you left.”
“I keep asking myself “why isn’t the sun bright anymore” but then I remember you’re not in my life anymore and realize it’s just my own eyes.”
“I regret it all. I really do, I swear. Please, please– let’s fix this, please.”
“Remember when you promised we’d always be together? Because I remember when I thought you meant it.”
“I can’t move on from something that wasn’t supposed to end!”
“The phone calls aren’t the same… I can hear in your voice that it’s not the same anymore.”
“I’m trying to avoid talking because I know what it’ll lead to, and I don’t want that to come.”
“Don’t you think you can fall back in love with me?”
“This whole time I’ve been using you to make me feel better, and you never caught on. You never caught on. I want you to hate me now, but I don’t think you’re even able to.”
“Kissing me breaks the promise… remember?”
“Every time we fix things something else ends up breaking.”
“Why don’t we stop pretending we’re not on a road to destruction?”
“It wasn’t even fun at first, honestly. It was just like… Morphine.”
“You’re just not enough anymore.”
“It’s been too long since you’ve really smiled.”
“Ah, it was all my fault. Wasn’t it?”
“To think, we thought just the sex would be enough to keep us in love.”
“Back then, I lied when I told you I didn’t love you. You needed to move on from me– I needed to protect you from me.”
“You never had that shine in your eyes when you were with me.”
“Quit trying to fix me when you need to just fix yourself.”
“I’m so tired of everything about us, and about how we thought we were in love, and how we think forcing it can make us be in love– I’m so tired of it.”
“This whole time you’ve still been in love with him/her… Not me.”
“I couldn’t make you fall in love with me. I thought I could do it, I really did, but… But I know you… And this isn’t love.”
“Did you really think I needed that kiss back then when all that you conveyed in it was pity?”
“To think I’ve changed so much to get you to like me, and you still never really look my way.”
“I know I deserve better than you. I realize that, but you were so broken… I didn’t want to be the one that made you shatter.”
“All of this was to protect myself.”
“I feel like I’ve been looking for who you used to be… Back when you were actually happy.”
“I never want to even hear your name during my life anymore.”
“Your lips used to be sanctuary, but now I just feel trapped.”
“Isn’t it time we both stopped pretending we make each other happy?”
“The thing I regret the most is giving you so much hope by agreeing to this date.”
“We have the kind of history anyone would never want to think about again, and you’re hear asking me on a date?”
“What makes you think I’ll be any different this time?”
“I’ll let you down. I will always let you down. I’m not enough for you to be satisfied.”
“Are you satisfied with the mess you’ve created out of me?”
“I should have listened to everyone who told me this was a bad idea.”
“I’ve never met someone who can so gently destroy me the way you do.”
“I can’t forget about him/her! It’s not in my power to forget how he/she felt when they loved me.”
“The saddest thing is that when I told him/her I loved him/her, he/she thought I was lying. He/she never believed someone could fall in love with him/her.”
“Listen… You’re his/her best friend… and I completely fucked up– it’s over between us, but… please, punch me, or punish me, or do something to me because he/she just… cried. He/she wasn’t even angry, they were just so sad– Please, be angry at me, please. Give me what I deserve.”
“It would have been better if we never met.”
“You’re my regret.”
“I’m not angry at you, just at myself… Because I knew this would happen, but I let myself fall in love with you anyways.”
“Don’t tell me to give up like everything is meaningless.”
“This is why I don’t let myself fall in love.”
“Somewhere deep inside me, I still have hope that you’ll fall in love. How pathetic.”
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hearing his words, her brow creases in worry. despite all they’d been through recently, she still cared about him, wanted the best for him, wanted to see him happy. and he was clearly far from that now. she shifts forward where she’s sitting, leaning in towards him. more than anything, she wanted to be able to throw her arms around him and assure him everything would be okay. that the sun would rise, tomorrow would come. that maybe there was hope.
she reaches a tentative hand out and places it softly on his arm. that had to be a good compromise.
with a soft, quiet voice, so as not to startle him out of the quiet reverie he’s currently in, “ phil, i… in any of these days, have i ever tried to help you? ”
help him. that’s all he’s been asking for, for help, for someone, anyone, to help him, to hear him, help him escape this. and there’s an OFFER.
for a moment, the contact is comforting. meg’s warm, and he’s anything BUT. he doesn’t feel alone. maybe still alone in this, sure, but for the first time, he thinks there might be some semblance of understanding in someone else. every professional, shrugged him off ( clearly NUTS, one of them had called him. yeah. maybe. ), he didn’t DARE bring this up to a citizen of punx ; how the hell would he? but phil doesn’t bask in the warmth for very long. pushes himself away from her, not violently, exactly, but certainly not gentle. dramatic as he may state it, he knows the truth. shaking his head, pulling his coat tighter around himself, phil’s voice is just . . . small.
❛ — you CAN’T help me. ❜
he doesn’t think anyone can.
To have her here in bed with me, breathing on me, her hair in my mouth—I count that something of a miracle.
Henry Miller, Tropic of Cancer (via goodreadss)
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@philsutawney
❝ me and my family…we’re different. ❞
❛ yeah, and everyone’s family’s got a “story”. congratulations. ❜
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❛ oh, yeah — that guy probably would’ve choked to death on your bones … AS HE ATE YOU. ❜ // @philsutawney ♥’d.
❛ uh — i’d call that a bit of an EXAGGERATION, maybe. he didn’t look THAT hostile. ❜
✦ | ❛ VERSE. i admire their balls getting out of bed at all.
✦ | ❛ VERSE. and i would make a lot of friends.
✦ | ❛ CRACK. and one goat when i was bored.
he’s pretty sure this qualifies as a nervous breakdown. or something like that. he’s long since passed the anxieties of waking up day after goddamn day in the same place, in the same day. he’s (mostly) past the sickness of the repeats. phil’s given up any hope he’d still had of breaking it, of ever seeing his home again — boston, pittsburgh, hell, he’d welcome ohio again at this point — of seeing his friends ever again, of changing meg’s mind, of seeing the sunrise again.
this is it. this is all that he’ll ever have, ever again.
❛ i’ve seen it all before. MORE TIMES than i can count. i wake up every day, right here in punxsutawney, and it’s always february second and there’s nothing that i can do about it. can’t stop it. it just keeps going. and going. this is everything that i’ll ever have. JUST THIS.
i’ll, uh. never see the SUN again. or grow a beard. or see the ocean. eat chinese food, or have a good cup of coffee. never get a raise. or, uh, have a BIRTHDAY. just this one, dark, FREEZING — ❜
@balletdanced / gets another canon starter because i love! suffering!
i’m gonna drop this here but i’m probably going to sleep now because i’m... exhausted after work.
balletdanced
as if she didn’t already know. it was a harmless comment, but it prompted a sigh nonetheless.
“ lovely. glad we’re spending such quality time in punxsutawney. ”
he forces himself to stifle the mocking echo. there is NOWHERE, absolutely NO PLACE in this world that he’d rather be less than punxsutawney, pennsylvania, right now. ( melting snow on his shoulders and in his hair from his venture outside sure as hell isn’t helping him in any sense. )
❛ first thing tomorrow morning, i’ll make sure rita and larry are ready to go; have the van ready and waiting. faster we get out of here, the better. ❜
❛ isn’t this place GREAT? the weather museum, the ice sculptures, the chili cookoff, the carnival rides? ❜
@withasigh. / starter call. canon quote.
❛ two: it’s a prank, and everyone’s in on it. ❜
@jollyteatime. / starter call. day two.
if at the end of the day, you’re at the end of your rope — never give up hope.
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❛ no CHOLESTEROL, no LECTURES, no LIMITS, NO RULES. ❜
@widowesque. / starter call. canon quote.
❛ ALL the roads are closed. ALL of them. the 119. the 310. the colonel drake highway. ❜
( thanks for that brilliantly keen observation, genius. like she didn’t hear the sheriff himself TELL everyone that you’re all STRANDED here. )
@balletdanced. / starter call. quote starter.