Phinks Simp

18+ Taking writing requests for Phinks HC's!

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PHINKS INTERVIEW

INTERVIEWER:  Hello Phinks!  Thank you for joining us!  First off, I’d like to wish you a belated happy birthday!  How old are you now? PHINKS: *Looks around the empty studio*  When did I get here?! INTERVIEWER: *Laughs* Anyways, we’ve got some great questions from your fans

PHINKS: *Fails to hold in a smirk*  Oh yeah?  Well, I can’t let my fans down.  *Leans back comfortably in chair*  Ask away.

INTERVIEWER: *Clears throat*  SO, our first question is a bit of a deep one...Phinks, what do you look for in a partner?

PHINKS: How is that deep?  That’s easy.  I look for a partner with good long range attacks.  I like to get up close and personal with the bastards I fight.  Having a partner who can do the “clean up” if needed is a weight off my shoulders.

INTERVIEWER: I don’t think that’s what they meant by partner...BUT ANYWAYS...What is your favorite social media?

PHINKS: Social..media?  Why are you using a bunch of weird science terms?!  I don’t know what the hell you’re talking about.  Are you trying to make me look st--

INTERVIEWER: *Fans hands in an attempt to calm the wild himbo*  It’s...nevermind.  Um, what’s your biggest pet peeve?

PHINKS: Nothing pisses me off more than when people cough or sneeze without covering their mouths.  If you’re going to be a gross bastard, you can DO IT IN HELL!  

INTERVIEWER: Woah!  Okay!  *Coughs quietly into bend of arm* 

PHINKS: ALSO when people leave dirty dishes in the sink.  What’s the point?!  I hate the bullshit excuse of “letting it soak”. Just scrub harder, dammit!

INTERVIEWER: You heard it folks!  Wash your dishes!  Now about the group you’re in, the “Phantom Troupe”-- who do you get along with the most and the least..not counting  Hisoka.

PHINKS: *Rolls eyes*  Well there goes one of my answers...Feitan is the only one I can really stand for long periods of time.  He doesn’t talk too much, and he doesn’t use a bunch of big words like Chrollo likes to sometimes..Uh..least...probably Uvogin. Bastard is always trying to fight me...or kiss me.  It’s weird.

INTERVIEWER: If this next questions is too hard to answer feel free to say “pass”

PHINKS: *SCOFFS* Nothing is too hard for me!  I back away from nothing!

INTERVIEWER: What was the last thing that made you cry?

PHINKS: *Goes quiet*

INTERVIEWER: Phinks?...are you..?

PHINKS: M...Marley & Me.

INTERVIEWER: What?

PHINKS: NEXT QUESTION!

INTERVIEWER: Now these next questions were asked by several of your fans, and we’re all looking forward to your answer.

PHINKS: Sounds fun.

INTERVIEWER: Where are your eyebrows?  What happened to your eyebrows?   What do you think about people with big bushy eyebrows?  Do you love them? Do you hate them? Would you steal their eyebrows to use them on yourself?

PHINKS: WHAT THE HELL?!

INTERVIEWER: ANSWER THE QUESTIONS, PHINKS!

PHINKS: Why are people so obsessed with eyebrows?!  They’re just overrated pieces of hair over your eyes!  My eyes are LITERALLY gold, and  NO ONE mentions that!  What’s with you people?!  

INTERVIEWER: WHERE ARE YOUR EYEBROWS?

PHINKS: I DON’T WANNA--

INTERVIEWER: PHINKS!

PHINKS: People used to say my eyebrows looked...girly... So, one day, when I was YOUNGER AND DIDN’T KNOW A DAMN THING...I tried to make them look more manly.  But they kept looking dumber and dumber...so I pulled them all out thinking they’d grow back better.  But they never did. THERE! Are you happy, you sick bastards?! *Holds in tears*

INTERVIEWER: Thank you for sharing that story, Phinks.  I have one last question for you:  If you could change anything of your life, what would you change?

PHINKS: *Bites lip* MY EYEBROWS!  *Runs out of studio*

THANK YOU to everyone who submitted some questions for our King Himbo!  I had a lot of fun with this, and I hope you all enjoyed as well <3

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I DO NOT KNOW WHAT THIS IS, BUT IT REMINDED ME OF PHINKS SO I ORDERED IT INSTANTLY

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You remind me of Phinks. I automatically love you ❤️

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HE LOOKS SO GOOD IN BLACK 💦

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YouTube keeps harassing me with this “personalized recommendation” I’ve never watched it in my life YouTube leave me alone

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INBOX OPEN FOR PHINKS WRITING REQUESTS :)!

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magcub monda- *gets shot numerous times*

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Hellooo, what about phinks😛

this guy… I’m not his biggest fan but I definitely understand why people like him

Phink’s Icks

-wears way too much cologne, to the point it makes you gag. he’ll tone it down if you beg, though, so points to him

-clingy but in a rude way?? like he pretends he DESPISES the idea of holding you yet he follows you around until you propose the idea that you should cuddle(he’s trying to act all cool, and eventually he stops this little act)

-if he’s not interested in what you’re saying he’ll tune it out. you’ll be ranting about your interests and he’ll just nod, not listening to a damn thing 😭 but he expects you to listen to every word he says

-keeps old clothes until they’re literally unwearable. you hold up a pair of socks covered in holes, one touch away from disintegrating. you throw them in the trash and the next day they’re back in his drawer

-SOO jealous, to the point it’s icky. the mailman handed you your male and he nearly killed him

What icks him out

-he dislikes people that are stuck up

-people who overly dislike cats or animals. sees it as a red flag

-being pushed away when he wants to hug/hold you(makes him feel unloved)

-he hates people that creep on women(biggest women defender)

Random HCs

-can be so subby sometimes

-loves to have you sat on his lap! it’s not even a sexual thing(sometimes) he just likes to feel your weight and warmth against him!

-so soft and gentle when he holds you. he knows his strength, treats you like glass

-wears an apron when he cooks

-he would love the Barbie Movie(green flag)

-once he’s grown more comfortable around you he lets you hold him

-pussy eater through and through, will drop to his knees to eat you out whenever

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Ask box open for Phinks HC requests! SFW and NSFW welcome :3

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Random hc: the first time Phinks came inside you, he tried to grab the headboard to steady himself. Instead, he accidentally punched straight through it, as well as the wall.

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TIL that Phinks and Nanami are both voiced by the same voice actor (English).

🥵💦

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kept trying to work with this pic but couldn’t make it work. Still wanted to post at least part of it though

[fozzie]

“the game” is a sleeper agent activation phrase for anyone who was in middle school between 2006 and 2009 and apparently ppl any younger than that are blissfully unaware of the psychological warfare of the game

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So this is what happens after he retires from the troupe...

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