Blaiid Nymeria

College student. TenxRose 5ever. Expect: Doctor Who, Penny Dreadful, The Walking Dead, Salem, The Paradise, Hannibal, Sherlock, Once Upon a Time, Teen Wolf, Supernatural, GoT, Lost Girl, Marvel, Star Trek, SuicideGirls, and more.

[obiwaaaan]

young Harrison Ford was a babe.

[akaiba]

Cards Against Humanity was fun tonight. :D

[phoenixfire10]

Happy thigh high Thursday!😘

[6aeks]

may 2016 be a year of good skin and good grades

[phoenixfire10]

someone else: *makes a mistake*

me: don't worry buddy! it is not a big deal! we can fix this! we'll figure it out!!

me: *makes a mistake*

me: i am irredeemable worthless garbage and i want to die

[pinkcori]

You guys… I can’t get over Kylo Ren’s hair… 

[donnastroy]

You were asking what our relationship is? We’re friends. Good friends. Grown-up friends. We’re friendly.

[inspiration-daily]

[richirou-deactivated20140123]

my kitten says hello

[imnotreallyhome]

WHAT

WAS

THAT

SOUND

[flatcetera]

I saw this  movie twice and that’s all I took from it

[ahungrymommasfitnessjourney]

If you ever catch me staring, I am:

1) admiring your piercing/tattoo/hairstyle/outfit

2) trying to figure out if I know you

3) think you’re gorgeous and can’t help myself

[chainsaw-to-the-heart]

4) I’m tired as hell and spacing out and just happen to be staring in your general direction.

[peniswarts]

2016 resolution

get hot af so everyone can fantasize about me

[bl-ossomed]

There are days when I’m fine, but there are days when I’m sad and I don’t know why

(via bl-ossomed)

[mean-cannibals]

yeah hannibal got laid in florence

LAID TO FUCKING REST BY JACK CRAWFORD OOOOOOOOH SNAP

[roseroyalty-moving]

when u touch an unaware cat and they make that small surprised sound reblog if u agree

[roseroyalty-moving]

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

Things I've actually heard college students say, pt 2

After the success of this post, as well as hearing more crazy shit, I decided to make another post similar to the original. anyway heres some more stuff i’ve heard come out of college student’s mouths 

“I’m eating mike and Ike’s for breakfast do you think I have any concern for my well being”

“ok SURE I did the homework 5 minutes before class but that doesn’t mean I didn’t do quality work"

“hey I’m being productive! I wrote 3 sentences today”

*gently rubbing makeup brush on face* “help me” 

“did you write ‘deez nuts’ on it again”

“what the fucking fuck shit does this have to do with anything from class, god damn”

“anyways spraying febreeze on your clothes is a bad idea”

*screaming at top of lungs at 1 am* “EEYEOREEEEE”

*also screamed at top of lungs at 1 am, on a different occasion* “I DON’T HAVE VERIZON, I HAVE SPRINT”

“well whatever i just ate it tasted EXACTLY like blood”

“if all else fails i’ll move to the country and start a farm. which at this point is pretty likely”

*hiccups loudly* DAMMIT

“well you’re the one who almost buried me alive!!!”

“I didn’t know what to study for the test, so I didn't”

“I don’t wanna college anymore”

[tifferini]

The Scavenger // The Stormtrooper // The Pilot