phoenix's phoughts

19 || they/them || audhd || average acnh player, cartoon/indie comic enthusiast, artist, drummer, chronic illness haver, wattpad author in remission 😵‍💫

[da-saturn-system]

“slut era” i whisper to myself as i rot in my bed, sick like a frail victorian child

[phoenixphinks]

@sosadg1rl hi

[sapphicpoetspost-deactivated202]

please support my friend phoenix <3 anything helps!!!!!!!!

they are the funniest smartest coolest person in the world!!!!!! and I want them to have enough time to be making art and playing music (and playing video games with me). they kin Yoshi and they're a big fan of Gravity Falls and The Owl House.

[sapphicpoetspost-deactivated202]

if this post gets to 420 rebl0gs by tomorrow (4/20/2023) at 4:20 pm EST, I'll dye my hair bright orange :)

[sapphicpoetspost-deactivated202]

it's almost 4:20 pm on 4/20 guys!!!!!!!!!!!!

[their-we-go]

[phoenixphinks]

sometimes i call my friends my “fans” but don’t worry it’s in a nihilistic undertone, post irony, camp way and not in a slightly delusional, uncomfortable with emotional relationships, therapists i see keep screening me for personality disorders way

[phoenixphinks]

drew dis—semi wip ig ?? idk i wanna add more dimension and stuff but am kind of still a procreate baby :,) drop tips fr asldkfj

(also this is my acnh character btw !!)

[lyssadeedee]

tale as old as time

[ace-aussie-asshole]

Autism: I need to have a plan.

ADHD: Throw out the plan!

OCD: We have no plan! We’re gonna get kidnapped! Molested! Murdered! We look twelve! Paedophiles like twelve year olds!

ADHD: Ooh! I like that shirt.

Autism: We didn’t come here to clothes shop. Get it when we’re here to clothes shop.

OCD: If we don’t get that shirt now we’ll never see it again.

ADHD: I bought it.

Autism: WHY CAN’T YOU TWO JUST STICK TO THE PLAN!?!?

ADHD: BECAUSE PLANS SUCK AND ARE EASILY FORGETTABLE!!!

OCD: You’re just a bad person who can’t get their life together. You’ll probably end up homeless on the street begging for food and you’ll die of dehydration.

ADHD: Eat right now! I see Potato Corner!

Autism: Oh! Stimmy foods!

OCD: What if we choke on a chip and die? Or the flavour dust? What if these chips are the only bad batch they’ve ever made and they’re a bad sensation?

Autism: Stop! You’re freaking me out.

ADHD: I bought chips.

Autism: Who have you the money!

OCD: Did we actually buy the chips? Check the chips are real, just in case we imagined it.

ADHD: I can taste them, they’re real.

OCD: What if because of my poor impulse control I loose all my money and then end up broke and homeless?

ADHD: Time to space out.

Autism: I’m just gonna go into every shop and think about if characters from my special interest would buy them.

OCD: Don’t buy anything unless you want to be homeless.

ADHD: Buy everything.

[nahla-spam]

Shortcuts to self care when you just can’t :

(feel free to add to this!)

Shower ? -> wash your face or arms or legs -> change your clothes

Brushing your teeth? -> gurgle water take a mint

sleeping? -> lay on the bed.

going out? -> open the window use nature sounds

[jacktheripperjrarchive918r737472]

[phoenixphinks]

he/theys be like "yoooo pass the aux lemme play some bangers" and put on some song that sounds like it was contrived by a ragtag band of little woodland creatures with sticks and rocks

[phoenixphinks]

update: lake and i are now watching brother bear while he crochets a brown tone cardigan. i hate this mf. stereotype ass. 😐

[lake-does-something]

this is a hate crime. its because im ND and a minor.

[phoenixphinks]

“bears in trees makes me wanna die in the best way” -real lake quote

[phoenixphinks]

he/theys be like "yoooo pass the aux lemme play some bangers" and put on some song that sounds like it was contrived by a ragtag band of little woodland creatures with sticks and rocks

[phoenixphinks]

update: lake and i are now watching brother bear while he crochets a brown tone cardigan. i hate this mf. stereotype ass. 😐

[phoenixphinks]

he/theys be like "yoooo pass the aux lemme play some bangers" and put on some song that sounds like it was contrived by a ragtag band of little woodland creatures with sticks and rocks

[danaterrace]

See you in the New Year.

[phoenixphinks]

visiting home for the holidays and updating your little brother on the things you’ve learned in therapy and your newest mental illness headcanons for your parents

[noctude]

sorry professor i did not do this asisgnemtn becuase i was too sad! NO consequences please. goodbye

[phoenixphinks]

this would send a victorian child into a decade long coma

i'm like "why do i have tremor, why do i feel like im gonna pass out," dude my internal ecosystem is probably going wild rn my cycle for the past 1.5 wks has just been smoke then study then take my 5 daily meds then smoke then study then write a paper then take an edible then sleep through a meeting then hit the pen and wash it down w/dining hall black coffee then scroll on tumblr then smoke then doordash ihop then