they/she

the adult human body initially has 206 bones in it. as the organism ages, it slowly loses them through proper defecation rituals. (im an adult.)

[phol-kos]

they say tumblr is indifferent to human life but i am not i will kill you get off my blog

[artcher-artwork]

Doing warm-ups, name a D&D class and an animal!

[mightymargaretofanjou]

Y'all can keep at it with that “Romeo and Juliet fell in love in five days how immature” shiz but Macbeth went from no murder to yes murder in like one afternoon and I feel like one of those is a significantly bigger problem than the other

[frankie-steins-leg]

In his defense his wife triple dog dared him and called him a pussy

[the-haiku-bot]

In his defense his

wife triple dog dared him and

called him a pussy

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[olbasoil]

i would try human meat if there were no repercussions and i would fuck my clone and i would do any of the weird philosophical shit you guys put in your polls. im a real go-getter in this sense

[olbasoil]

me in any given ethical debate just wanting to have a little bit of fun

[wednesdaysfullofwoe]

when black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, may luck be yours on Halloween 🍁

– Unknown

[hungry-skeleton]

Shout out to my stressed out bitches who got white hairs before they turned 20

[valtsv]

marilyn and nosferatu from the shelter

[boozois]

the doctor will see you now

[wakemeupbeforeyougogh-gogh]

Choose a bunch of things and I'll assign you a specific memory I have of one of my friends

[grahoria]

I love how you can just word a post the right way to find Haiku Bot

[the-haiku-bot]

I love how you can

just word a post the right way

to find Haiku Bot

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[za-ra-h]

My paladin Raine cut his hair (rip)

[rebe-draws]

EXU: Calamity Fan-Art - Zerxus Ilerez

In the process of making tarot-inspired fan-art of the whole Calamity party, starting with Zerxus

Words are mush right now but a lot of fun elements went into this one. The cracked stone around his chest with blood meant to symbolise the 'bleeding heart' I see in Zerxus. The stone statue aesthetic looked cool, but like stone, Zerxus is both strong and fragile at the same time

[beauregardlionett]

keg: how much do these people mean to you? beau: well they’re the first people i’ve had in my life since my father so

[sillysayaka]

IM SAVAGE

[sillysayaka]

PENIS

[sillysayaka]

SIZE

[sillysayaka]

AVERAGE

[scenemo-spraycan]

Hey yeah in the midst of all the hype and the strikes, can we PLEASE fucking talk about this

[girlballs-archive]

JACKING OFF to the wikipedia entry for ASPHALT CONCRETE and also every page that it links to

[ohfuckohfuckthelavalampbroke]

Everyone say thank you to the strong nuclear force monkey that holds the very laws of physics together