never give up on your dreams y’all - my dnd table was able to resume sessions after a four year break with consistent sessions! to celebrate here are some out of context quotes/moments from the sessions prior to this break
session one: the party was in town less than seven hours and got banned from three different establishments session two: i as the DM had to remind my player that they were in fact a druid and not a barbarian session three: party dad looking one of the kids in the eye and saying very solemnly “I’m not angry, just disappointed.” - honorable mention: “what’s a saxophone?” “i thought we already had this conversation. it’s a woodwind.” session four: “I don’t believe you.” “when have you ever seen them lying, though?” “just now.” session five: (I don’t wanna talk about this) session six: the boisterous tavern keeper pegged the group’s cleric and another party member knew immediately (crit on an insight check) session seven: “What are the squirrel’s pronouns?” “Hazel are you a boy or a girl?” “...I’m a squirrel.” session eight: “was she insulting you?” “i don’t think so, she had such kind eyes!” - honorable mention: “if you spend this whole time thinking about how one day you won’t have this anymore, you will miss having it.” session nine: “it’s not gonna be a one, you won’t roll a one!” “it’s gonna be a nat 20 right?” “yeah, it’s not gonna be a one.” [rolls] “it’s a two.” session ten: “i’m in a bush and i don’t have to pee” session eleven: the party has named the powerful, unknown deity haunting one party member Deputy Dick Nut session twelve: “do you know how hard it is to stay in character as a squirrel?” session thirteen: “can I roll an insight check to see if Temerity is being a fake bitch?” session fourteen: “I don’t need my head, I’m pretty.” session fifteen: fully out of character “wait, did you get pepperoni stuck on your nose ring?” session sixteen: “I’m so flammable right now dude.” session seventeen: “you can roll a history check on your wife. I’ll give you advantage because she’s your wife.” session eighteen: “just how fucked up is this rat?” session nineteen: “who put a cock and balls on my battle map?”
