rattle the stars

asexual - nonbinary - 29 - fight because you don't know how to die quietly; win because you don't know how to lose

[bayneofmyexistence-blog]

Put fandom for the first fic you posted online and the year your posted it in the tags.

[vicforprez]

[beauregardlionett]

never give up on your dreams y’all - my dnd table was able to resume sessions after a four year break with consistent sessions! to celebrate here are some out of context quotes/moments from the sessions prior to this break

session one: the party was in town less than seven hours and got banned from three different establishments session two: i as the DM had to remind my player that they were in fact a druid and not a barbarian session three: party dad looking one of the kids in the eye and saying very solemnly “I’m not angry, just disappointed.” - honorable mention: “what’s a saxophone?”  “i thought we already had this conversation. it’s a woodwind.” session four: “I don’t believe you.”  “when have you ever seen them lying, though?”  “just now.” session five: (I don’t wanna talk about this) session six: the boisterous tavern keeper pegged the group’s cleric and another party member knew immediately (crit on an insight check) session seven: “What are the squirrel’s pronouns?”  “Hazel are you a boy or a girl?”  “...I’m a squirrel.” session eight: “was she insulting you?”  “i don’t think so, she had such kind eyes!” - honorable mention: “if you spend this whole time thinking about how one day you won’t have this anymore, you will miss having it.” session nine: “it’s not gonna be a one, you won’t roll a one!”  “it’s gonna be a nat 20 right?”  “yeah, it’s not gonna be a one.”  [rolls] “it’s a two.” session ten: “i’m in a bush and i don’t have to pee” session eleven: the party has named the powerful, unknown deity haunting one party member Deputy Dick Nut session twelve: “do you know how hard it is to stay in character as a squirrel?” session thirteen: “can I roll an insight check to see if Temerity is being a fake bitch?” session fourteen: “I don’t need my head, I’m pretty.” session fifteen: fully out of character “wait, did you get pepperoni stuck on your nose ring?” session sixteen: “I’m so flammable right now dude.” session seventeen: “you can roll a history check on your wife. I’ll give you advantage because she’s your wife.” session eighteen: “just how fucked up is this rat?” session nineteen: “who put a cock and balls on my battle map?”

[p1ss]

[ejacutastic]

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

[biszumletzten]

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL  SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE  AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

[wuekka]

I have only seen screenshots of this post, an ancient text…

[fursonas]

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

[neenarchive]

i love you films without sequels i love you limited series i love you stand alone novels i love you self-contained stories

[carfuckerlynch]

hey does anyone have that poem. about the author seeing two boys cuddling on a hotel lobby couch, where he refers to it as something like an island of safe anonymity or smth. its been 5000 years my college boyfriend had it written out and pinned to his wall

[carfuckerlynch]

THANK YOU @witchoflight it is indeed "on traveling together" by Kayleb Rae Candrilli

[pansyfemme]

the honda cervix…

[bintro]

is anyone else their father’s female son

[papayajuan2019]

killing myself out of habit

[infertilityidol]

wails desperately and then goes back to doing fucjing whatever

[melancholygirls]

I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU

[stillalittlekid]

OMG I COULD TOTALLY IMAGINE THEM LIKE THAT IT WOULD BE SO PERFECT

[christ-with-a-why]

[buckystilinski]

sobbing

[heretherebedork]

Figuring out that your friends are finally dating and in love like your past self wished.

[planetadfic]

the final rule of being a sports fan is BELIEVE IN MIRACLES

[bimboficationblues]

legal procedural about a sleazebag lesbian lawyer cruising divorce court to pick up emotionally vulnerable women by helping turn up dirt on their husbands

[pantsbutfancy]

shhh shes thinking