*puts on my tinfoil hat*

av | 21 | they | FL phannie since the olden days (formerly phoutube) (formerly vampire-email) (formerly www-wizard-com) (formerly www-tiddies-com) (formerly straight-dan-howell) (formerly dan-howells-tongue)

[phomosexual]

good morning! what a wonderful day to normalize straight girls having crushes on trans guys and straight guys having crushes on trans girls!

terfs don;t even fuckign look at this post thanks

[phomosexual]

AND NORMALIZE CIS LESBIANS HAVING CRUSHES ON TRANS WOMEN AND CIS GAY MEN HAVING CRUSHES ON TRANS MEN

(via @kayas-wife)

[dovv]

[fredfugues]

[ey-yo]

[catasters]

[thickness-protection-program]

Diva down

[betaphannie]

type of screenshot you'd see as a grainy fake phan proof edit on pinterest in 2015

[hypersensationalism]

cream cheese bagel ending explained

[hypersensationalism]

i love when redditors try to explain posts i dreamed up and posted right after my alarm went off when i was still half asleep

[astronomifier]

cream cheese bagel ending explained explained

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

Installation art haters don't know how to sit in an uncomfortable room that makes you feel something you've never felt before

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

i have adhd, ive already against my will immersed myself in every possible form of discomfort just to get a little smackerel of stimulation, come back when it makes me feel something good ive never felt before.

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

i have adhd and your mom's giving me a little smackerel of stimulation on my cock to make me feel something good ive never felt before

[dogpuppy]

[liquidpaperfoundation1]

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

[cryptid-on-a-string]

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

[hog-kong]

Really confused as to how my logo changed to kermit the frog. Unless im starting to have hallucinations from lack of sleep. Still. mindfucked. 

[galacticgateau]

I found someone’s tumblr logged in on this computer and all I did was change the icon

[bugwars]

girl it’s just a 3 day trip, you do not need to bring your terracotta warriors 🙄

[barikonen]

when ozymandias king of kings tells u to look upon his works and despair but, boundless and bare, the lone and level sands stretch far away

[fartsicleguzzler]

do you guys think dan and phil ever forget which one they are

[damnbluewires]

im in tears

[prismit]

this game is flawless, no notes 👍

[xylophonetangerine]

[segamascott]

[jay--hawk]

there should be a rule u can’t get stressed for 30 minutes after u wake up. i just woke up. spawn invincibility please.

[suredisaster-deactivated2024022]

Every time i think about this tweet i start crying