I KISSED 2 DIFFERENT GIRLS TODAY IN SERVICE OF PISSING OFF A HOMOPHOBIC EVANGELIST ON CAMPUS
UPDATE: HE SHOWED UP AGAIN & I KISSED FIVE GIRLS
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I KISSED 2 DIFFERENT GIRLS TODAY IN SERVICE OF PISSING OFF A HOMOPHOBIC EVANGELIST ON CAMPUS
UPDATE: HE SHOWED UP AGAIN & I KISSED FIVE GIRLS
this was my sign
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Just another day in the life of an NPC! : )
trying to explain why i like horror to people who don’t: ok so you know how it’s fun to be deeply disturbed and unsettled
best trope and you can fight me over it (i abuse this so hard with my ocs)
alternatively
I know we've already had "Incorrect. I can bomb the colony" but I really think ART should get to have an equivalent of Murderbot's rampage when it thinks ART is dead. Some corporate scumbags say they killed its secunit. They attempt to negotiate with what they think is a human captain, having no idea that ART is on its own because it was supposed to be on a cargo mission. There is nobody on board to beg it to stop. The first ship that tries to stop it is cut to pieces by the Debris Deflection Generation System. The second ship tries to hail it on coms and ART goes "Fuck you." (opens all your airlocks) and then turns the now crewless hostile ship's weapons on another corporate vessel.
(getting a taste of my own medicine) actually this is okay. Is this what you guys have bene whining about? Jesus christ
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i really wanted to know what was actually up with these cars but this version of this clip is an upload from a satire account that makes fake news stories about the town of lodi california so i dug around for this one a bit.
this is the work of krasnodar-based mechanic Vagan Mikael, and here's his instagram account. this looks to be the original upload of this specific clip
i don't speak russian so whatever is being said in the voiceover in any of these clips is lost to me but, but you can see a lot more high quality images and video of these neat cars. that three stack is up to a five stack at one point. here's a video from quite a few years back of a car whose headlights he replaced with flamethrowers and i feel like however much fire you're picturing, you're probably not picturing enough. looks like they painted a sick dragon on it and are having it melt other cars in some sort of demolition derby. his most recent project seems to be a car that walks on legs
im also a big fan of whatever is going on in this video where he's strapped to the hood of one car controlling another car with a steering wheel sticking out of the back of it that he just sends flying off a ramp. awesome stuff.
I can't believe home depot literally produced a wildly successful science fiction musical and we all just pretend it didn't happen. on one hand yes it had a boring white guy main character but like.... home depot just... Made it? And it had shit ton of box office sales? and no one even talks about this. this is like avatar (2009) all over again
OK so. After a lot of frantic googling I realized this was all a dream. home depot did not in fact produce a wildly successful science fiction musical. I was on allergy meds and took a nap and my brain simply prophesized this. slightly disappointed because I wanted to watch it.
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the main post is getting giant and has so many threads on it already, but the idea of the first time shane has a contact reaction being AFTER ILYA KNOWS ABOUT THE ALLERGIES AND HAS TRIED SO HARD TO KEEP HIS HOUSE SAFE
during the literal YEARS of not knowing he could potentially kill shane? NO
THE ALLERGIES WAITED UNTIL HE FELT SAFE
he had fries or something while he was out at a bar with the team and didn't think about it because he didn't order them and was just absentmindedly grazing from the plate that got shared, but he goes home to shane, kiss kiss, starting to strip, and then shane just *increasingly frequent pauses to try and clear his throat* *realization about what's happening*
and after the terror is over and shane has been treated and is okay again, ilya is just ??? fucking SERIOUSly??? years and years of lucky breaks and it's a few random fucking fries cooked in peanut oil that do it??? what the FUCK
GOD post-outing but pre-knowing about shane's allergies, the team just assumes oh?? the bar must have said something homophobic or something??? cap must have been the only one who heard it?? and they're now like well FUCK that place >:( and start refusing to go there, too.
only to find out later it's because ilya blames it for making his kisses deadly to boyfriends with peanut allergies
RODNEY NOOOOOOO
rodney’s wife over here watching her husband of thirty years go through a one-sided breakup just like “babe. babe the bar is still doing fine this isn’t affecting our bottom line and i’m SURE it’s just a coincidence and boodram was having a bad day.” but rodney can’t and won’t hear it. the centaurs hate him, personally, and he is inconsolable about it.
fucking TEARS IN MY EYES laughing at this but also filled with so much real sympathy for this fake man.
i'm just picturing a long montage of rodney just fucking. looking at the pictures and sighing. looking out the window and sighing. looking at the table the cens usually sit at and sighing.
and meanwhile tanya is just, "?? why are you taking this harder than when the kids left for college??"
#heated rivalry#shallergies#the kicker is that if ANYONE talked about ANYTHING rodney would have anything peanut out of that bar IMMEDIATELY#GONE#GONE FROM HIS BAR#he would personally spit on every peanut he sees for the rest of his life if it would mean the return of his boys </3#GOD#after shane is in ottawa someone in passing mentions the bar#and it's kind of wistful but they're like 'good riddance for being shitty to cap though'#and ilya is just ?? 'what?? what are you talking about?'#'y-you hate that bar?'#'yes is bad place.'#'??? be-because?? someone said something shitty to you?'#'what? no? they made me poison hollander.'#shane from the side: 'what??? are you talking about???'#'the time i kissed you and you went into shock when you were visiting. is because i was at the bar and something had peanuts i didn't know.#the rest of the team: '...THAT'S WHY WE STOPPED GOING TO-'#and now shane is just 'ilya you can't swear off a bar forever because you accidentally cross-contaminated me'#'can and am and will hollander. no forgiveness.'#'ilya they didn't even fucking know. you're being ridiculous.'#now everyone on the team who has given rodney the cold shoulder is just 'o-oh no. oh god. oh fuck.'#them returning to the bar with a gift basket and having to be like 'soooo due to a misunderstanding and also peanuts-'#pffft oh my GOD roddy's bar ends up becoming one of the most allergy-safe bars in ottawa after this XD#rodney becomes fucking MILITANT about it#it takes like six times of the team going there and reporting back before ilya decides to trust it again#and rodney nearly sheds a tear the day it finally happens#meanwhile tanya is just 'you really couldn't have just like. bought a mustang or something?? if you were going to do the late life crisis?' (via op)
pen you can’t keep doing this to me you can’t keep dragging me into fandoms i’m not in and making me emotionally invested in characters who aren’t even in the source material! please i have a family!
IF HE HAD TO BE OTTAWANDA TO KEEP THE CENS AT HIS BAR, HE WOULD BE OTTAWANDA TO KEEP THE CENS AT HIS BAR.
i also love the idea of this older man who wasn't a homophobe but also wasn't like. an active outspoken queer ally because it just didn't occur to him as something to be. who is now AGGRESSIVELY inclusive in this bar. if you don't like it? get OUT. he lost the cens once, and it will NOT happen again. not on his watch! not while he lives!!! for every shitty comment, five new rainbow flags go up!! keep pushing him!!!
and the kids aren't, like...judging. but they are going to tanya and being like, "uuuuh, mom? is dad...trying to come out? in like. a really weird sideways way?"
and tanya just *heavy sigh* "honey i WISH it was that simple."
oh my GOD after the cens win their first cup, they take it to the bar and let rodney take a picture with it and the team.
he fucking CRIES from joy.
i see a lot of "movie rocky was just kind of a freak after being left alone for 50 years" but what abput the far funnier option which is that he was always just a freaky fucking nudist guy and when he was chosen for the trip everyone was like "dude. no. no way. why would you put the guy who wont wear pants in the ship with us. what the hell"