not an android

WARNING: The urge to punch a human has been detected in your software.

[detroitbecomememe]

Connor: I've got this weird feeling inside.

Hank: That would be your conscience.

Connor: Oh.

Connor: I thought I'd finally got rid of that thing.

[sosuperawesome]

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[queenandani]

Ya know what’s bullshit?

You only get more scenes with Connor and Markus if you make them hate each other.

[honestlyconkus]

Connor: I have no feelings. I am an android, a machine-

Markus: *passes by and gives him a kiss on the head*

Connor: I have one feeling and I swear on my life I will protect it

[julientel]

Approach at your own risk

[judeshotto]

chair to desk to table we go,,,

[lemonpieandthunasandwich]

Markus ref pics (and his booty, because let’s face it: it’s the nicest butt in this game)

use them for whatever you like

[my-name-is-markus-with-a-k]

I still don’t understand how people ship Connor with that trashbag Gavin Reed when Markus is RIGHT THERE

[that-android-from-cyberlife]

[that-android-from-cyberlife]

Hank: We just ate. Why are you making pancakes?

Connor: They’re for Sumo.

Hank: Why are you making pancakes for Sumo?

Connor: He doesn't know how.

[rk8con]

“idk we kept having this conversation about #dbhconnor snatching birds out of the air and just stuffing the entire thing in his mouth #hankanderson #hankcon #dbh @BryanDechart its a power move.” -Link to tweet

[it-spirk-to-me]

i woke someone up laughing so this had to be posted

[phospeony]

why the fuck did i find this cute

[mayomkun]

Just got into DBH I love it!! <3

[rk8con]

connor’s struggle with fitting in

[phospeony]

NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[thehausghosts]

is 3 fingers too much

not at all! most people have 10 :)

[thelaughingmagician]

You understand, I got a plan for us. I bet you didn’t know that I was dangerous.

[phospeony]

connor's so fucking badass

[detroitbecomememe]

Markus: From here on out I’m calling all of my mistakes "artistic choices".

[nonasuch]

look. i am a creature of simple needs. all i want is a character who seems kind and open-hearted and easygoing, a character who seems angry and cynical and armored, and a story in which the latter is absolutely wrecked, sexually, by the former

[phospeony]

MARKUS IN A DETECTIVE OUTFIT PLS IM BEG