yn and phos are still very much in love and very much at large in Gotham, though not top priorities on Batman’s radar given your crimes—phos’s crimes—are more nuisances than anything (stealing two flower carts for your 5 month anniversary, taking you out on a joy ride in a stolen lambo, etc.) you both are rooming in a abandoned warehouse you hooked up to look like a really nice loft, living your best chaotic good lives
yn makes sure to keep him from committing heinous crimes, and in turn, phos helps her search for muggers and burglars at night (for mahalat)
speaking of, you two are now in much more amiable terms (like a cheeky teen and her younger sister) you joke, you laugh, and actually sort of enjoy each others company. at first, the dynamics between the three of you were awkward, but maha eventually came to know your boundaries and act accordingly.
so yeah. all in all, pretty much happily ever after.
(p.s. phos is still an INSANE horndog but that’s neither here nor there)
Would Monsters!Y/N ever learn about Phosphorus’s criminal background? I don’t just mean for relationship building and such, but also learning that damn Pimp get-up he wore at one point🤣🤣🤣 Just so Y/N could stare judgementally at Phosphorus, who may have been indulging in drugs at the time as well given Thorne also ran a drug business.
｡𖦹°‧⭑ melting
synopsis: phosphorus doesn't take kindly to disrespectful business partners... especially when they disrespect you.
cw: reader is a monster, mature themes, violence, profanity, innuendos, phosphorus is phosphorus, takes place within the monsters universe.
"I've got to say, Señor Fósforo," Esteban grinned, rakishly, as he surveyed the club, eyes gliding over girls and party-goers alike. "You certainly don't fail to disappoint. This is the best get-together I've been to in a long while."
Amused, Phosphorus out a hearty chuckle, using his thumb to light the end of his cigar.
Damn well better be...
The amount of money he shelled out for this little shindig was enough to make a duke sweat.
Most, if not all, of the big name players in Gotham's criminal underworld were there, dining on gourmet hors d'oeurvres and puffing on premium smokes.
All to get "re-acquainted".
"You flatter me, Esteban. Five years and nothing's changed," Phosphorus sighed, leaning back against the cushions of the booth as he released a smooth stream of smoke. "But now that we've got the pleasantries out the way, I think it's time we get down to business."
His light-hearted demeanor switched quickly, turning sharp and poignant.
"I take it my business in the East End is going well... given your solid gold watch, that eyesore you've got parked out front... and the blow you've got on your nose."
Eyes wide, Esteban quickly wiped away the evidence, swallowing thickly as he adjusted the collar of his dress shirt.
"Better than ever, Señor. B-But of course we are fully prepared for you to resume your position."
"On the contrary," Phosphorus sighed, looking down at his scotch. "I need you to continue running the East End."
Esteban raised a brow.
"Huh? But why?"
"Not that it's any of your business," Phosphorus reminded sharply, before allowing his eyes to drift over to your form on the dance floor. "But I need some more time on my hands... I've got... other things to tend to."
You flipped your hair over your shoulder with a carefree grin, laughing with a few of the other mobster girlfriends you met as you all danced like nobody was watching.
When, in fact. everybody was watching.
Phosphorus bit the inside of his cheek, fighting off an invisible grin at the sight of your happy expression.
You were thoroughly worried when he broke you both out of Belle Reve, afraid of the wrath of Batman more so for his sake than for yours.
But he assured you that everything would be fine, and encouraged you to have the time of your life—all on his dime, of course.
So, when he said you both had a party to go to that night, you accepted the little black card to his offshore account and went ham at the stores for the first time in your life.
Which brought you here, cutting a rug under the strobe lights of the club.
"Diablo Mami..." Esteban gasped, having finally noticed you through his fear-filled, coke-laced haze. "Qué hermosa!"
Your silvery laugh rang through the crowd as you swirled your hands around your body, your fire drawing intricate designs in the air.
Using your power, you outlined your hips in rhythm with the music, accentuating the curve of your dips in the tiny, black dress.
'Goddamn...'
Not a day went by without Phosphorus thanking his lucky stars you gave an asshole like him a chance.
An asshole... who just registered Esteban's words.
With a painful quickness, he snapped his head over to the Colombian drug lord, eyes sharpening like daggers.
"What was that?"
"La diablesa..." Esteban marveled, gaze raking over your every inch. "Horns... And a tail, too... I've never seen someone like her before... So sexy..."
Phosphorus's jaw ticked as he watched the man looked at you, his expression displaying his thoughts clearly as he practically undressed and fucked you with his eyes.
In an instant, the cigar hanging out the skeleton's mouth went up in flames, completely burning up right to the bud.
But Esteban was too enraptured in you to notice.
"I'm a little parched, Señor," the drug lord grinned, rising from his seat and adjusting his blazer. "I think I'm going to get a tall drink of wa—"
He wasn't even able to finish his sentence before an irradiated hand grabbed him harshly by the neck, hoisting him up in the air and completely knocking the table over in the process.
The shattering glasses of scotch grabbed the attention of everyone in the club, along with the screams of nearby women as Esteban choked and gurgled, blood slowly leeching from his every orifice as Phosphorus cooked him from the inside out.
"On second thought... your employment is no longer necessary."
Many watched with horror as he melted the man in his grasp, refusing to let go until Esteban's head was completely liquefied, leaving only his body intact.
From the dance floor, you watched with a tired sigh, crossing your arms over your chest with disapproval.
"This is what I get for leaving him alone," you huffed, pinching the bridge of your nose.
Leaving the terrified mob girls behind, you strutted off the dance floor, moving to go yank your boyfriend out of his mess.
"All right, nothing to see here," you barked, scanning over the room with a side-long glance. "He's a dead man. I'm sure we've all seen one before."
With a flippant puff of fire, you ignited the man's body with hellflame, cremating him in a matter of seconds.
"Let's keep this party goin', alright? Back to your business."
Murmurs of agreement rumbled throughout the room before the music cut back on and the attendants returned to their partying.
"As for you," your voice sharpened, brows furrowing as you grabbed Phosphorus by his tie. "We need to talk... Alone."
"Is this a talk or a talk talk? 'Cause I wouldn't be opposed to the former," he cooed, tenderly sliding his hand down your side to rest over the curve of your ass.
But the glare you fixed him with said otherwise.
"Ah... the latter."
"What did I tell you about the melting, my love?" you sang from your seat on Phosphorus's desk, softly caressing his jaw as you held him in between your legs by his tie.
Even though your words were sweet, they were not without an underlying, scolding tone.
"Only do it if absolutely necessary," he grumbled, as if he were a child.
"And was it absolutely necessary?"
"...Yes."
"Alex."
Your grip on his tie tightened, eyes glowing a faint yellow.
"It was! Honest!"
"Oh, yeah? What did he do?"
"He was eyeing something that belongs to me."
His voice dropped an octave, eyes gliding over your face with a possessive glint.
(You couldn't see them, but you'd become so perceptive with his body language that you might as well have)
"Yeah, well, that something's about two seconds from skipping town."
"What?!"
"I told you the moment we stepped into Gotham that we needed to keep a low profile. Parties are typical of the nightlife, but melting is not!" you sighed out of your nose, reigning in your volume just a tad. "If Batman catches wind that you're out, he will not hesitate to drag you back to Belle Reve and throw away the key. And then what am I supposed to do? "
You released him, your arms coming up to hug yourself as you looked away.
"With my record clean, they won't take me with you. And I'll never see you again..."
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, doll, that's not gonna happen," Phosphorus quickly shifted, his hands quickly rising to cup your face and turn you toward him. "I assure you, I'm being careful. Everything's being delegated to my lieutenants. I'm as far removed from the business as possible."
Glancing up at him, you searched his face for insincerity.
"Promise?"
With a small smirk, he placed a soft peck on your lips, running his thumb over your cheek.
"Promise."
At that, you grinned, pulling him back in by his tie and pressing your lips into his neck, much to his amusement.
He'd have to make promises more often...
"If that's the case... whaddya say to a little more one-on-one time?" you softly whispered into his ear, punctuating with a little nip to his jaw.
The timbre of your voice sent a shiver down his spine, forcing the man's hands to reverently grasp at your hips.
Phosphorus: Sometimes, I wonder what I taste like.
Monster!Y/N bluntly: Oh, I can definitely answer that.
Phosphorus: *Thinks of Monster!Y/N lips around his glowstick*
Monster!Y/N: *Thinks of Malahat tearing into Phosphorus's neck and shaking him like a rabid dog.*
Phosphorus, huskily, as you drew his dick out his pants: Don't start somethin' you can't finish, doll...
Mahalat, now in control, her fangs ready to close around his dick: Trust me, skeleton... I won't.
Phosphorus, letting out a scream of fear before frantically jumping away: GOD FUCKIN' DAMMIT! WHAT DID (Y/N) TELL YOU ABOUT THAT SHIT!
i headcannon that whenever mahalat tries to take control while you and phosphorus are having sexy time, or doing anything really, he immediately stops everything
he never judges you for her outbursts, but refuses to interact with her romantically at all. you're his doll face, not her ;)
crying, screaming, begging for more interaction 😭 I LOVE U GUYS’S ASKS AND COMMENTS ABT MONSTERS AND PHOSPHORUS THEY GIVE ME LIFE 💚💚 PLZ KEEP YAPPING I LOVE IT LOL
Eric can only WISH he had was Phosphorous and Monster!Y/N has🤣 And if Phosphorous knew Eric and his deal, I’m sure he’d rub it in his face. Cause f*ck that guy!🤣🤣🤣
Phos: You gotta insult her… a lot. I did that and she was all over me
Monster!(y/n): Don’t fucking tell him that! And that’s not what happened!
Eric: Oh, yes! Like that movie 10 Things I Hate About You.
synopsis: batman comes for a visit. and phosphorus makes a rather "heartfelt" confession.
cw: reader is a monster, mature themes, violence, profanity, innuendos, phosphorus is phosphorus
a/n: anon... this is for you ;) you know who u are
One month later.
"Let me get this straight... you want to stay here in Belle Reve?"
"Yes."
"And you don't want to go back to Arkham?"
"Nope."
Taking in a deep inhale, Batman let out a long exhale through his nose.
"I don't suppose this has something to do with Alexander Sartorius?"
"Whaaaaat? What makes you say that?"
His brows flattened, and you realized his gaze wasn't on you, but rather on something outside of the window behind you.
Warily, you turned around, only to see Phosphorus fighting against a swarm of guards trying to detain him.
"You're not taking her back to Arkham, Batman!" he exclaimed, using his head to bang against the glass since his hands were cuffed behind his back. "I'll burn this whole place down!"
Your eyes shot wide.
"Don't say that, you idiot! They'll add to your time!"
"I don't think a few extra years is doing much to his triple life-sentence..." Batman assured in a monotone.
You could practically hear the judgement in his voice, its presence distinguishable from a mile away.
With a sigh, you turned around, leaning back in your chair and crossing your arms over your chest.
"Alright... maybe it does have something to do with him... so what?"
"He's psychotic."
"It wasn't too long ago that the shrinks at Arkham thought I was psychotic."
"Demonic possession is not recognized by any court in this country. It was either that or be declared as legally insane. And if that were to have happened, they would've—"
"Locked me up and threw away the key? Believe me, I know."
With a huff, you slumped slightly in your chair, your gaze falling to the floor, before slowly gliding up to him.
"He's charming."
"Most psychopaths are."
"Do you think I would be anywhere near him if I thought he was a threat to me?"
"Love can make sane people do irrational things, (y/n). I've seen it before, and I've seen the road it leads to."
"I am not Harley Quinn."
"And he's not Joker?"
"This seems very hypocritical considering you-know-who..."
At the mention of Selina, Batman cleared his throat, quickly shifting the conversation by sliding a manila folder across the table.
"This is not what I came here to talk about."
Glancing at the file, your eyes quickly landed on the JL insignia printed boldly on the cover.
"...You're joking."
"I think you would be a good addition to our ranks."
"You gonna open a Belle Reve chapter of the Justice League? Start recruiting inmates?"
"You're not an inmate. You haven't committed a crime."
"I've murdered and cannibalized hundreds of men, women, and children."
"That wasn't your crime."
"Oh, yes, civilian! Let me save you from this burning building! Oh, no! I bit your arm off. Try again next week?"
"According to your psych evaluation, the demon has repressed herself with no signs of returning in the near future."
"Mahalat may be docile now, but I can't promise that when the stakes get high, she won't return to her old ways," you stated, seriously. "I may have placated her into not eating everything in sight, but that doesn't mean she won't eat period. And with the Justice League's no-kill motto, I'm sure I'd be nothing but a social pariah."
"You shouldn't have to spend your life behind bars because of the mistakes your parents made."
Slowly, a small smile cracked onto your lips, heart warmed by the hero's declaration.
Batman had always been so kind to you, no matter how frightening or menacing you could be.
He made it a point to make sure you were well-taken care of, covering everything from your legal fees to your original, self-admitted stay at Arkham.
He was a gentleman—with nothing but your best interests in mind—and the kindest person you had ever met.
"I'm a danger to the public, Bats... And myself," you started, softly, resting a careful, reddened hand over his gloved one. "If staying in here means I don't harm another innocent person, then I'll do it, no questions asked."
Expression firming, you stood from your seat.
"But I'm no hero."
Memories flashed behind your eyes, images of dead bodies, half-eaten limbs, screaming children.
You were far from innocent in this whole endeavor.
"The people I've hurt... the lives I've taken... that can't be redeemed by saving cats from tress..." you stated, seriously. "Each and every one of them deserves justice... and I'll be damned if I get off scot-free."
Unable to catch it, a stray tear rolled down your cheek, forcing Batman to stand up.
"So don't worry about me, alright? I'm sure you've got more important things to be doing than checking up on some—"
Before you could even finish your sentence, you were enveloped in a hug.
A surprisingly warm, surprisingly tender hug.
From Batman.
'No. Way.'
You could hear Phosphorus going absolutely ballistic in the background, shouting something along the lines of "Get your hands off her!" as he beat against the glass.
But you were too taken aback to even notice.
Just as quickly, as he came, Batman pulled away, resting a comforting hand on your shoulder.
"You're a good person, (y/n)... Don't torture yourself with the past."
And with that, he picked up his file and exited the room, enduring a few seconds of beratement from Phosphorus before making it past and continuing on down the hall.
Exiting yourself, you were instantly bombarded with questions by your irradiated lover.
"What did he say? Is he taking you to Arkham? How soon? We have time to make an escape plan? Waller won't let this happen, right?"
"I'm staying here, Alex," you giggled, amused. "I'm not going anywhere."
"Oh, thank, God."
"Alright, lovebirds. Chow hall. Now," one of the guards barked, quickly un-cuffing the man before shoving him toward the entrance to the dining room, allowing you to walk over.
"Why the hell did he give you a hug?" Phosphorus asked, muttering a few curses at the guard under his breath as he rubbed his wrists. "Bastard's known for being a hard-ass, but the moment he comes around you all of a sudden he feels like handing out hugs?"
You chuckled, entertained by his jealousy.
"You're crazy."
"I'm right," he corrected.
"Y'know, I never took you for the possessive type."
"I don't like people touching what's mine."
At that, you stopped in your tracks, raising a brow as you poked a finger in his chest.
"And what about you? You have this my my my, mine mine mine thing going on. But what about me? Are you mine? Or is this ownership a one-way street?"
"'Course I'm yours, doll face," he answered, smoothly, as if it was the simplest thing in the world, sending a ripple of warmth through your stomach. "I thought that was a given."
"Alex, how the hell is that a given?"
"If I say you're mine, it's obvious that the same goes for me to you."
"No. Not obvious at all."
"It's totally obvious!"
"Nope... but now that I know, I wanna hear you say it."
"You wanna hear me say it?"
"Yup."
"And you wanna call me possessive?"
"I can always ask G.I."
"Yeah, good luck getting anything outta him."
"Leaving..."
"I'm yours," he caved, quickly grabbing you by the wrist and pulling you back. "Your guy, your man, I still don't give a shit what you wanna call it."
He let out a quiet sigh, lowering his voice so only you could hear.
"I'm yours. And you get to touch me and hold me and kiss me whenever you like... in exchange for mind-blowing sex."
You grinned, giving him a knowing nudge.
It sounded even better when he said it...
"See? Now was that so hard?"
"On the contrary, I think I felt an artery harden."
synopsis: phosphorus proposes an arrangement for when you both get back to belle reve. and then you both get busy in the royal broom closet.
cw: reader is a monster, mature themes, violence, profanity, innuendos, phosphorus is phosphorus, you both obviously do it
"This should help," you warned from your spot on the floor, igniting your hand with hellflame. "I don't know how resistant your powers make you to fire, but either way it might sting a bit."
As you paused a moment, Phosphorus took a few breaths, gathering himself before slowly moving his hand away from his gash, allowing you to carefully grab his arm and hold it in front of you.
Once you were sure he was ready, you pressed a flaming palm against his wound, forcing a loud, painful groan to rip from his throat.
"Jesus fucking Christ, (y/n)!"
"I know, I know. But it's gonna hurt even more if you keep squirming like that..."
Angry, his gaze turned to Weasel, who sat across the hallway with a few thankful guards, happily accepting their scratches and head-pats of gratitude.
"Un-fucking-believable," he scoffed, under his breath. "He gets the fish girl killed, tears apart my arm, and somehow he's the freaking hero?!"
"You want the knights to pet you, Phosphorus?" the Bride turned to him, sharply, annoyed.
"Well... yes," he responded, simply. "If there hands didn't burn off? Maybe. You know what it's like not being touched for fifteen years?"
Hearing the slight pain in his voice, your heart couldn't help but tug.
That night you two spent together... was that the first time in fifteen years that he'd touched a woman?
Although the thought was innately disheartening, you couldn't help the faint swell of pride and possessiveness that awoke in your veins.
As far as you knew, you were the only woman in the world he could be with without horribly maiming her in some way.
The only one he could kiss.
The only one he could hold.
The only one he could feel.
That fact brought you more satisfaction than you cared to admit.
It was selfish... it was sadistic... but was such a goddamn relief.
"Yes... I do."
And with that, the Bride stood from her seat, starting off toward the hallway.
"Where are you going?" Phosphorus asked, raising a brow.
"I'll be back," she answered, darkly, before turning the corner.
"There," you sighed, extinguishing your flame and removing your palm to reveal his arm, now healed. "Good as new."
Phosphorus huffed in amusement, surprised, as he flexed his hand, the pain completely gone along with any sign of the wound ever being there.
"That's a neat trick you got there," he commended, genuinely. "Can't even tell where it was."
"Yeah, well, enjoy it. That's your only freebie," you joked, halfheartedly. "Next time'll cost you."
"Oh, yeah?" he cocked a brow, his pointer and his thumb hooking on your chin and pulling you closer, until your mouth was just a hair away from his. "How much?"
"Alex..." you warned, eyes flicking toward the guards, who, luckily, were still fawning over Weasel. "Not here."
"Don't you think I deserve a little reward for my chivalry? I protected your body when you went all catatonic."
"You sat next to me while I was asleep. I'd hardly call that chivalry."
"I put a couple leaves under your head as a pillow."
"My fist has a direct route to your dick at this angle. You wanna keep talking or do what I asked?"
With an annoyed groan, he dropped your chin, leaning back in his seat and allowing you to stand up.
But before you could even rise to your full height, he shot up from his seat, tossing you over his shoulder and starting off down the hall in one fluid motion.
"What the—?! Alex! Put me down! What the fuck are you doing?!" you exclaimed, face burning with embarrassment.
"You said not here. So we're going somewhere private."
Turning the corner, he came up on a broom closet and immediately yanked it open, tossing you in before joining you and shutting the door behind himself.
Though... not all the way.
"Who the fuck do you think you a—?!"
Quickly, Phosphorus's hand clasped over your mouth, forcing you to pipe down.
"For once in your life, shut that pretty, little mouth and listen."
His tone lit up your body like a live-wire, reminding you so vividly of the events of that night.
God, did you have a thing for bossy men?
He paused for a moment, waiting for some sort of retort; but when he realized you weren't going to say anything, he smirked, his hand slowly dropping from your face.
"Good girl," he nodded, smoothly, his hand coming to rest on the wall behind you. "Now, there are some things we have to discuss before we're shipped off back to Bell Reve."
Intrigued, you remained quiet, swallowing thickly at his close proximity, the heat of his radiation rolling over you in waves within the confined space.
"I don't know what this is, and, frankly, I don't care to figure it out," Phosphorus started, plainly, his eyes trailing up and down your body with a look of carnal need. "But I like it... and I like you. So I propose a deal."
You raised a brow, crossing your arms over your chest.
"Go on..."
"You become mine," he stated. "My girl, my gal, my woman, I don't give a shit what you wanna call it. But you're mine. And I get to touch you and hold you and kiss you whenever I like... in exchange for mind-blowing sex."
...
You almost laughed in his face.
"Yours?" you scoffed, amused. "What on earth gave you the insinuation that I'd ever want to be yours?"
"Don't play dumb, doll face. I've seen the way you look at me."
"Oh, yeah? Like what?"
"Like you wanna eat me."
"More like strangle you."
"If that's what gets you off..."
"My God, you're really serious about this."
"Why wouldn't I be?"
"What do you gain from me being your prison girlfriend?"
"Not prison girlfriend. You'd still be mine when we're on missions."
"This is insane."
"Is it that hard to believe I enjoy your company?" Phosphorus asked, stepping closer, forcing your back to press against the wall as his hand slid down your side, resting on your hip. "Among... other things?"
"Alex..." you warned once again, suddenly breathless.
"How about I give you a trial run?"
"Wha—oh!"
His hands gripped your ass cheeks, allowing him to hoist you up and further press you into the wall.
His lips were on yours in an instant, kissing you impatiently as he groaned into your mouth, already overwhelmed by how good you felt in his grasp.
"Alex—"
"These are gone," he whispered, using his powers to burn the button off your pants.
You'd survived the past week or so without intimacy perfectly fine—save for a few urges or intrusive thoughts— but hearing the want, hearing the need, in Phosphorus's voice reminded you why you had sex with him in the first place.
Your eyes rolled back as he started panting in your ear, yanking off your shorts and tucking your panties in his pocket before carefully sliding his two fingers into your mouth.
"Suck."
And to his severe arousal, you complied, staring directly into his eyes as you made a show out of dragging your tongue over his irradiated middle finger.
'Fucking Christ...'
If only he had enough patience to have those pretty lips around his cock...
Before he could get too distracted, he quickly pulled them out and plunged them inside your wet cunt, attaching his lips to your neck in the meanwhile.
"A-Alex..." you moaned, allowing your eyes to fall shut and your leg to wrap around him, his free hand holding up your thigh to keep you steady.
Through your pleasure, you tried to tell him to shut the door completely, as anyone walking by could've easily heard you both fooling around in the closet.
But you were already fucked out.
And even if he could understand you, you were sure he didn't care.
It wasn't long before that familiar coil in your stomach began to tighten, effortlessly reminding your body of what it had forgot to miss.
"M'cummin'!"
"Cum for me."
That husky tone was all it took for you to make a mess on his fingers.
But he knew he didn't have time to bask.
The Bride would be back any moment, and when she was, you both would have to join her on that damned plane back to prison.
Not wasting any time, he quickly sucked your juices off his fingers before sending his free hand to undo his belt, allowing him to tug his cock free from the confines of his pants.
As he began to shift you into position, you tightly gripped his shoulders, letting out a more quiet moan at his obvious display of strength.
'Jesus Christ, how much time does he spend in the yard?'
Phosphorus tugged your top down, freeing your breasts for his kissing and biting pleasure.
God, how he missed your tits.
"Alex... fuck," you whined as he felt his cock glide its way in, making you clench with anticipation.
He still held you by your ass, and you still wrapped your arms around his neck as he proceeded to drive into you at a manic pace.
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck..." Phosphorus panted and cursed with each pump, only forcing you to moan louder.
Your nails dragged harshly against his back, your tail squirming with pleasure, the pads of your fingertips burning hotter and hotter with each passing second.
If he was in his right mind, he would've realized that you were actually hurting him quite a bit, but he couldn't bring himself to care.
All he needed was to be as close to and as deep inside of you as physically possible.
"Fuck, Alex!" you gasped when he hit a particular spongy spot in your core, your grip tightening around the nape of his neck. "Right there! God, right there!"
Anybody remotely nearby could hear you both by the bottles of cleaning supplies falling, the few books crashing down, and the exchange of heavy breathing and cursing.
Hell, it was miracle you two hadn't been caught.
Your eyes screwed shut once again, every cell in your body feeling as if it was going to burst at any moment.
"Cum with me, okay?" Phosphorus sounded as if he was pleading, possibly even begging. "Cum with me."
You neck was wet with his saliva and littered with hickeys, which would no doubt raise suspicion.
But—as is the common theme with the skeleton—he didn't care.
All he wanted to do... was feel you.
He needed to feel you.
"Cummin', Alex!"
"Good girl—ah—good... fucking girl!"
Phosphorus slammed his last thrust in you with a flourish, the two of you reaching your climax at the exact same time.
In a bout of ferality, you sank your teeth into his neck, the man letting out a hungered groan at the feeling of your fangs digging into his skin.
The two of you rode out your highs together smoothly, soft pants and curses echoing through the small space as Phosphorus lazily thrusted into you, before finally pulling out.
Carefully, he placed you back down on the ground, quickly tucking his dick back in his pants before meeting your gaze.
The two of you stared at each other for a moment.
A long, silent moment... before you were on each other once again.
Only this time, it was more intimate.
As you threw your arms around his neck, he pulled you in by your waist, his free hand coming up to cup your cheek as your lips met each other's once again in a breath-stealing kiss.
But, rather than filled with ferocity and need, it was surprisingly tender.
Within it, everything seemed to fade away.
The castle.
The commandos.
Your impending incarceration.
The whole world seemed to disappear, leaving you two alone with nothing but uncertainty and an indescribable feeling.
All in the middle of a broom closet.
When you two pulled apart, your eyes scanned over his face, a small smile cracking onto your lips as he tucked a stray strand of hair behind your ear.
"You sold me," you panted, convinced.
"Had no doubt I would," he grinned, cockily. "If I'm being honest, I think I have a magic dick."
"Of course you do."
With a roll of your eyes, you turned around, the two of you quickly dressing yourselves before exiting the disheveled closet and re-entering the foyer.
At the exact same time as the Bride.
"Let's go," she ordered, power-walking toward the exit. "Best make it fast."
The Weasel quickly shot up from his seat, joining the four of you on your way out.
Though... not without exchanging a few glares with Phosphorus.
"Take it easy, you two," you warned, shifting to walk in between them, as to prevent any further turmoil.
"I need to ask you some questions before you g—"
The Bride quickly grabbed the older man by his face, slamming him into the ground and out of the way before stepping over his body, the rest of you doing the same.
When you all reached the outside, and began walking toward the sunset, the Bride couldn't help but let a few tears slip at the lost of her close friend, Nina.
Moving closer, you rested a comforting hand on her shoulder, but she was quick to wipe the tears away.
"Y'know..." she started, cracking a halfhearted grin as her eyes flicked over your hair and neck. "You and Jack Skellington have really got to learn to keep it in your pants."
Your face burned with embarrassment, you hands quickly snapping up to fix your hair and cover your hickeys.
"Kinda hard with this piece of ass," Phosphorus chuckled, unabashedly, as he smacked your ass. "Right, babe?"
synopsis: as you five break into the castle grounds, more banter ensues between you and phosphorus. and mahalat has a little change of heart.
cw: reader is a monster, mature themes, violence, profanity, innuendos, phosphorus is phosphorus, mahalat is better
a/n: I AM SO SORRY THIS HAS TAKEN SO LONG. i've gone through a lot with my family this past month but your patience was very much appreciated
"Oh, Jesus," Nina winced, expression twisting into one of disgust as she stepped over the mangled remains of the security guard. "What did he ever do to you?"
With a sly grin, Phosphorus nudged you, nodding to the poor bastard on the floor.
"You gettin' the munchies?"
"Fuck you."
"C'mon! Not even a little nibble?" he chuckled, gaze flicking down to your mouth, watching your lips purse with your familiar scowl. "No sense in lettin' those nice razors go to waste."
"I'm about to waste 'em on your neck in a minute," you scoffed, brows furrowing from your spot leaning against the wall.
"Don't threaten me with a good time."
With a sigh, you rolled your eyes, opting to ignoring him and his antics.
"You saw the hat, right?" the Bride pressed forward, approaching the security cameras.
"Why are we doing this again?" Nina groaned, tightly hugging herself.
"You know why."
"But what if we're wrong? What if we're killing all of these people... what if we kill the princess... for no reason?"
"Then... c'est la vie?" Phosphorus shrugged, picking up a half-way decent cigar from an ashtray and using his power to set it alight. "There are billions of humans in the world. Who will notice a few less? Right, Weas?"
Everyone turned to the Weasel, who simply sat there with a dead-eyed stare.
"See? He doesn't care."
"He doesn't even know what you're saying!"
"Nina, Waller believes the princess is gonna bring about the end of the world as we know it. She believes her source is credible," the Bride chimed, brows furrowed as she turned her gaze from the monitors. "Isn't any risk worth stopping that?"
"I don't know... I guess. What are you doing?"
"Trying to find a path into the castle that isn't swimming with guards."
"These are the feeds from the past few days," Phosphorus chimed, practiced hands typing away on the keyboard. "Maybe they'll show us another way in... What the hell is that?"
Pulling yourself off the wall, you joined the others as they peered over his shoulder, catching a glimpse of a familiar monster walking next to the princess.
'Clayface...'
The woman-hating, sex-obsessed mud man, who was one of Batman's more tenured foes.
You didn't know him personally; but you weren't a true Gothamite if you didn't make a point to study and memorize the calling cards of all the big-name villains.
You saw a bunch of question marks on the walls when you entered your apartment? Run away.
You saw a bunch of plants growing in the middle of the city? Run away.
You saw anything even remotely resembling a clown and/or uncontrollable laughter? Run away.
It all became routine—like covering your car with a tarp or triple-dead-bolting your door.
"Seems like we're not the princess' only monstrous visitors..." Nina noted.
"My love!" a random, huge man exclaimed from the window, his face stitched-up and greenish just like the Bride's. "The princess—!"
Without hesitation, she shot him four times in the chest, sending him falling down the tower with a painful yell.
"Paramour of yours?" Phosphorus chimed, poorly.
"Oh, can it, Ghost Rider."
"We gotta go before guards start swarmin' this place," you sighed, crossing your arms over your chest. "I'd be surprised if someone didn't hear all that."
"Let's head to the wall at the back of the garden. That seems to be the least protected."
Rushing out the window, the Bride, Nina, and Weasel leapt, leaving you and Phosphorus behind in the tower.
"Ladies first," he insisted, mockingly, motioning for you to move past.
But, instead, you took a harsh step forward, shoving him out the window with a grin.
He let out a loud yelp, landing on the grass below with a harsh thunk.
"Fucking shit!" he cursed, harshly. "That was my goddamn rib!"
"Oh, I'm sorry, princess," you teased, an amused smirk stretching across your lips as you sat on the ledge.
"Fuck off!"
The Bride whipped around, turning to you both with an annoyed expression as Phosphorus pulled himself off the ground, you landing right next to him.
"So help me God, I will put a bullet through both your skulls if you don't shut the fuck up."
Weasel whimpered as the five you sat in the bushes, the princess having just emerged from her castle, now standing on a diving ledge in nothing but her bathing suit.
"No!" Nina whisper-yelled as he leaped forward, quickly tackling him down to the ground before he could call the attention of the guards.
"What's he doing?" the Bride asked, confused.
"He's excited to see her. Remember, she played fetch with him for, like, hours," Nina reminded.
"Fuck me," you groaned, pinching the bridge of your nose.
"Should we put him down?" Phosphorus asked, plainly.
"No!" all three of you denied in unison.
"Geez! Calm down. Just brainstorming," he threw his hands up, defensively.
"Yeah, you need a brain for that," you scoffed, rolling your eyes.
"The hell's got your panties in a twist today?"
"I'm not exactly gung-ho for killing a defenseless young woman. Y'know? Like a normal fucking person?"
"I wouldn't exactly call all of this defenseless..."
"Between the five of us, we could easily take out every one of these guards and you know it."
"Since when do you have a bleeding heart? You were all for taking a bite out of the witch."
"Since now, asshole. And that was against my will."
"The skeleton is right, (y/n)," Mahalat chimed from within your mind. "I grow hungry."
"Don't you start your shit," you spat, sharply.
"Shh. Be good, Weasel," Nina attempted to sooth, cooing to and petting the poor thing as he whimpered and whined for Ilana. "Be good."
Worried, her gaze flicked up to the Bride.
"How the heck are we going to get to the princess with all these guards?"
Suddenly, it all clicked, the three of you turning to the girl with a knowing look.
"What?"
"It needs to be you, Nina," the Bride stated.
"Me?!"
"Yes, you... you need to kill the princess."
"I need to kill the princess?!"
"The only way to get to her is under the water," the Bride pointed, Nina turned to watch Ilana front crawl across the lake.
"No fucking way. Uh-uh."
Weasel began to whimper louder, the sound starting to annoy Phosphorus.
"Fruit fruit, Sit! Shut up!" he harshly whispered, holding up his hand as a threat before joining in on the conversation. "The Bride is right. Wait until she dips under. Then do it."
"Do what?"
"Stab her," the Bride asnwered.
"Stab her?!"
"Yep. Then come straight back, and we'll go out the way we came."
"No, no. I don't know how to kill someone."
Smoothly, the Bride pulled a large dagger from her holster, demonstrating.
"You shove the blade into her belly and twist," she stated, handing it off. "The water is yours. Home field advantage. She won't even see you coming."
"Bride, I don't—"
"You heard Waller! Killing her is the only way to save the world," Phosphorus stated.
"At the end of the day, Nina, that's just another human out there in the pond," the Bride continued. "But you're a monster like us."
"You said I wasn't a monster."
"I was lying 'cause I'm a bitch," she shrugged, resting a hand on the girl's shoulder with a grin. "You're the biggest freak of us all."
"Not bigger than you," you whispered to Phosphorus, whose mouth stretched in an indiscernible grin.
"I love it when you talk dirty, sugar tits," he quietly cooed, resting his hand on your inner thigh, dangerously close to your core.
"Pervert," you spat, slapping it away.
He let out a quiet chuckle, before focusing on the matter at hand, turning to Nina.
"I know you can do it, kid."
Nodding, Nina's expression hardened, his vote of confidence pushing her to leave the bushes, discreetly sliding into the water.
Everyone paused for a moment, watching her go, before Phosphorus pipped up with yet another comment.
"Did I sound like I gave a shit?"
You pinched his arm, sending him a sharp glare.
"Asshole..."
"(y/n)."
In an instant, you were pulled into the recesses of your mind, your consciousness leaving the world behind as you were suddenly presented in front of an iron throne.
This had never happened before...
'Oh, shit.'
Before you sat Mahalat, in her true, physical form, her cheek smushing against her fist as her elbow propped up on the armrest.
No longer was she just a menacing voice.
No longer was she a figure in your nightmares.
No longer was she the spirit with your face and body.
But now... her own person.
She looked relatively young, about in her early-thirties to forties, though you knew she was far, far older.
Her skin was red, just like yours, with horns and a tail all the same, but even her features were somewhat similar to yours in a way.
If you were being honest, she looked like she could've been your older sister.
"Y'know what?" you scoffed, annoyed. "It's about time you and I have a little chat... I've had enough of this possession bit."
Amused, her brow cocked, silently telling you to continue.
"I've come to terms with the cards I've been dealt with. I was born a demon, and I was born possessed. There's nothing I can do about that," you started, firmly, keeping strong eye-contact with the demon. "And if I'm being honest... I have no problem with you living in my body."
You stopped quickly, gaze turning sharp.
"But if this is for the real long run, then we've gotta have some ground rules... For instance, you cannot just go around eating anybody that you want."
"I cannot?" her brow raised further, an annoyed expression sliding onto her face.
"No, you cannot," you sighed, incredulously, pinching the bridge of your nose. "Alright, we need to back it up a bit. There are good people in this world, alright? Like Batman... and then there are bad people. And I know you've been around here long enough to tell the difference."
She huffed out her nose, turning away.
The accusation was true... but she never thought you knew that.
"The deal is you will only ever be allowed to touch, harm, hurt, or possibly eat very, very bad people. But never, ever good people. Alright?"
"...Fine."
"Oh, come on, you—! Wait... fine?" you realized halfway through your rebuttal.
"Yes," she grumbled, reluctantly. "With this Task Force M, they allow us freedom. They do not pump us full of poisons to keep us docile. Here, I am free... enough, I suppose."
You raised a brow, suspicious, crossing your arms over your chest.
"Why the sudden change of heart? Yesterday, you were perfectly fine with cremating an entire battalion of men—"
"That was before I gave our predicament some thought," she cut you off, sharply.
You clammed up, taken aback by her sudden sharpness.
"Because of me, the healers of Arkham have labeled you as psychotic, yes? If they continue to do so we will not be allowed back out again."
Standing from her throne, she flew down to you, holding out her hand to shake.
"These rules guarantee that my hunger will be sated, and your freedom granted. So until we are able to break free from the shackles of this... Amanda Waller, I will abide by them."
Pausing a moment, you glanced at her hand.
While you were naturally suspicious of her compliance, you knew it was better not to look a gift horse in the mouth.
If she insisted, who were you to deny?
"Then it's a deal."
The moment you touched her hand, you were yanked back to reality.
But when you awoke... you were met with utter chaos.
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