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how are monster!yn and phos doing
yn and phos are still very much in love and very much at large in Gotham, though not top priorities on Batman’s radar given your crimes—phos’s crimes—are more nuisances than anything (stealing two flower carts for your 5 month anniversary, taking you out on a joy ride in a stolen lambo, etc.) you both are rooming in a abandoned warehouse you hooked up to look like a really nice loft, living your best chaotic good lives
yn makes sure to keep him from committing heinous crimes, and in turn, phos helps her search for muggers and burglars at night (for mahalat)
speaking of, you two are now in much more amiable terms (like a cheeky teen and her younger sister) you joke, you laugh, and actually sort of enjoy each others company. at first, the dynamics between the three of you were awkward, but maha eventually came to know your boundaries and act accordingly.
so yeah. all in all, pretty much happily ever after.
(p.s. phos is still an INSANE horndog but that’s neither here nor there)
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Someone: Makes Y/N cry
Someone: Why do I hear boss music?
Phos: WHO THE FUCK MADE MY BABY CRY?!
He wasn't even in the same building. No he's just built like that
His inner self is fine tuned to the "is my baby upset?" channel
(y/n), sniffling as you held your foot: Alex, it’s nothing. I just stubbed my toe really bad.
Phosphorus, instantly incinerating said table: BASTARD!
Would Monsters!Y/N ever learn about Phosphorus’s criminal background? I don’t just mean for relationship building and such, but also learning that damn Pimp get-up he wore at one point🤣🤣🤣 Just so Y/N could stare judgementally at Phosphorus, who may have been indulging in drugs at the time as well given Thorne also ran a drug business.
。𖦹°‧⭑ melting
synopsis: phosphorus doesn't take kindly to disrespectful business partners... especially when they disrespect you.
cw: reader is a monster, mature themes, violence, profanity, innuendos, phosphorus is phosphorus, takes place within the monsters universe.
"I've got to say, Señor Fósforo," Esteban grinned, rakishly, as he surveyed the club, eyes gliding over girls and party-goers alike. "You certainly don't fail to disappoint. This is the best get-together I've been to in a long while."
Amused, Phosphorus out a hearty chuckle, using his thumb to light the end of his cigar.
Damn well better be...
The amount of money he shelled out for this little shindig was enough to make a duke sweat.
Is it bad that I want y/n to get pregnant by phos somehow, and Mahalat is just like, "wtf is there a baby in us"😔
💀💀💀💀 sorry to burst your bubble but it’s canon that (y/n)/Mahalat can’t get preggo 😢 her demon body burns up all of Phos’s little swimmers
Phosphorous: Hey, Y/N, what do you wanna eat?
Malahat: The souls of the innocent
Y/N: A Bagel.
Malahat: What?!?
Y/N: Two bagels.
Malahat: NOOOOOOO!!!!!
Mahalat, in a huff: What is it the skeleton always says? ...You never let me have any fun.
Monsters! (y/n), with a sigh: If we catch a mugger on the way home... you can have all the fun you want.
Mahalat: YES!
Phosphorus: Sometimes, I wonder what I taste like.
Monster!Y/N bluntly: Oh, I can definitely answer that.
Phosphorus: *Thinks of Monster!Y/N lips around his glowstick*
Monster!Y/N: *Thinks of Malahat tearing into Phosphorus's neck and shaking him like a rabid dog.*
Phosphorus, huskily, as you drew his dick out his pants: Don't start somethin' you can't finish, doll...
Mahalat, now in control, her fangs ready to close around his dick: Trust me, skeleton... I won't.
Phosphorus, letting out a scream of fear before frantically jumping away: GOD FUCKIN' DAMMIT! WHAT DID (Y/N) TELL YOU ABOUT THAT SHIT!
i headcannon that whenever mahalat tries to take control while you and phosphorus are having sexy time, or doing anything really, he immediately stops everything
he never judges you for her outbursts, but refuses to interact with her romantically at all. you're his doll face, not her ;)
crying, screaming, begging for more interaction 😭 I LOVE U GUYS’S ASKS AND COMMENTS ABT MONSTERS AND PHOSPHORUS THEY GIVE ME LIFE 💚💚 PLZ KEEP YAPPING I LOVE IT LOL
Eric can only WISH he had was Phosphorous and Monster!Y/N has🤣 And if Phosphorous knew Eric and his deal, I’m sure he’d rub it in his face. Cause f*ck that guy!🤣🤣🤣
Phos: You gotta insult her… a lot. I did that and she was all over me
Monster!(y/n): Don’t fucking tell him that! And that’s not what happened!
Eric: Oh, yes! Like that movie 10 Things I Hate About You.
Phos: Exactly!
Monster!(y/n): STOP!
You've filled my psychological needs <3 thank you!!
Phos: That's my woman you're talking to!
Y/N: What are you, a caveman?
Phos: Hey, I'm your man, y'know
Y/N: ...😳 well, I never said the cavemen were wrong
ACK!! I LOVE IT 💚💚 god, I wish there was more phosphorus content out there
Phos: Be my woman
Are u gonna be her man, Phos
The answer is known but it's a physical and psychological need for me to hear him say it
;)
。𖦹°‧⭑ monsters: chapter ten
synopsis: batman comes for a visit. and phosphorus makes a rather "heartfelt" confession.
cw: reader is a monster, mature themes, violence, profanity, innuendos, phosphorus is phosphorus
a/n: anon... this is for you ;) you know who u are
One month later.
"Let me get this straight... you want to stay here in Belle Reve?"
"Yes."
"And you don't want to go back to Arkham?"
"Nope."
。𖦹°‧⭑ monsters: chapter nine
synopsis: phosphorus proposes an arrangement for when you both get back to belle reve. and then you both get busy in the royal broom closet.
cw: reader is a monster, mature themes, violence, profanity, innuendos, phosphorus is phosphorus, you both obviously do it
"This should help," you warned from your spot on the floor, igniting your hand with hellflame. "I don't know how resistant your powers make you to fire, but either way it might sting a bit."
As you paused a moment, Phosphorus took a few breaths, gathering himself before slowly moving his hand away from his gash, allowing you to carefully grab his arm and hold it in front of you.
Once you were sure he was ready, you pressed a flaming palm against his wound, forcing a loud, painful groan to rip from his throat.
"Jesus fucking Christ, (y/n)!"
"I know, I know. But it's gonna hurt even more if you keep squirming like that..."
。𖦹°‧⭑ monsters: chapter eight
synopsis: as you five break into the castle grounds, more banter ensues between you and phosphorus. and mahalat has a little change of heart.
cw: reader is a monster, mature themes, violence, profanity, innuendos, phosphorus is phosphorus, mahalat is better
a/n: I AM SO SORRY THIS HAS TAKEN SO LONG. i've gone through a lot with my family this past month but your patience was very much appreciated
"Oh, Jesus," Nina winced, expression twisting into one of disgust as she stepped over the mangled remains of the security guard. "What did he ever do to you?"
With a sly grin, Phosphorus nudged you, nodding to the poor bastard on the floor.
"You gettin' the munchies?"
"Fuck you."
Dr. Phosphorus: You doing okay down there?
Y/N, face deep in irradiated titties: ywagh 👍
or the other way around…
monsters! (y/n), with a sigh: alex, you’ve been down there for thirty minutes… you feel like coming up for air anytime soon?
phos, face completely submerged in demon titties: …nomf
If Dr. Phosphorus let me cry into his tits chest... well it wouldn't fix me but it'd make me feel better for sure
no cause why is this real 💚 like acc i think it would solve all my problems