6k+ words (some of which are from a 900+ word mini fic w/ Phosphorus)
RICHARD “RICK” FLAG SR.
Rick should absolutely not be allowing you to do this, but he can’t take his eyes off you anyway.
There’s something mesmerizing about how you move to the music around you, the island’s atmosphere seeming to have rejuvenated you significantly. It’s like you were made of the sun, it seeps into the pretty brown of your skin like a homecoming and the way you bask in its warmth and smile takes his breath away.
Flag is old and more than a little jaded, taking his breath away — let alone getting him to start waxing fucking poetic — wasn’t easy. Why, then, you’re able to do it without so much as trying is something he can’t mentally grasp.
He can’t be too mad when you’re still clearly doing your job, though. Even with you singing loudly to every single song. Flag doesn’t even want to know how you know the newer tracks at all, let alone well enough to not be missing any words and wining your waist in time enough to be hitting every single beat.
And he is watching close enough to tell. He tells himself it’s because you’re too much of a wildcard this mission — on this island — but he’s hardly convincing himself. Feigning ignorance is his best bet anyway, even if he is kind of worried about whether he’ll have to bury your headless body in an unmarked grave because you slipped away using familiar pathways you grew up trekking he had no chance of knowing.
Regardless, even with you being covered enough to hide the monstrous parts of your appearance, very little about the way you’re dancing leaves much for his imagination to do. The way your ass pops, the freedom in your movements, the surety in your performance, it’s all like catnip to him.
Even in tactical gear you’re still working him up. Even though you were one of his goddam charges and he was too old to be acting like his love struck son did with that June Moon chick. Too old to be falling for a woman who gave him nothing but shit consistently and who’d tried to claw him to death on their first mission the first time you and him fought together.
You were a lot of other things too, however: the first one to save him from an explosion, the first to earnestly ask for his help despite how begrudging you’d obviously been, someone who let him rant about shit without telling the others, who lit up so fantastically at certain things it made him feel a little lighter himself, the woman outcasted from your place of birth that talked him into (ie: verbally tore him apart) finally going to visit Rick’s grave at his, and you’re accent was like fucking silk. So really, who could blame him if he was falling a little in love?
A lot of people, but he’s choosing to ignore that.
Really, there’s better things he could be watching so closely. G.I. was one, he was always one, and Eric was unpredictable and volatile enough Flag was convinced he needed to be watched even closer than Weasel. Or maybe he could even be paying more attention to the literal mission they were on, but still it was you who’d captured his attention the most.
After he catches himself and realizes he’s been ogling you silently for the better part of five minutes he doesn’t watch you as closely as he genuinely wants to. You’re both not dancing for him and are supposed to be working, he needs to get himself under control.
Rick wants to keep his eyes on you, though, and has definitely been letting himself get dragged along in this game of push and pull that you're playing with him.
Jesus fucking Christ if Waller could see him now…
Because of you making a point to stare him down, raise a brow, and then step into the collective mass of dancing bodies to wukup and jam and sing in a shadowy part of the area — getting even closer to where their primary target was throwing back shots surrounded by a wall of women, and basically daring Rick to stop you if he thought he was big and bad enough — Rick ends up taking his frustration out on everyone else on the team.
You’re taking risks, but he can’t deny that even in between your singing the intel you're giving him is good. Plus, you didn’t want anything major going down in your home island any more than Rick did; more so than he did, even. So all he can do is redirect his frustration at you not following his instruction and potentially putting yourself in danger.
Rick wishes he could feel half of what you’re feeling. That he could enjoy the music shaking his teeth and feel the freedom you clearly do in your movements and in being surrounded, however briefly, by your people even ostracized as you now were as a “creature”.
Instead of that he’s been tasked to lead. He might not have you back under control yet — he’ll get to wrangling you back into working if you don’t do so yourself, but he wants you to enjoy the reprieve for now — but he can nitpick the hell out of everyone’s positions until he’s got a cacophony of people bitching and groaning in his ears and his lips are twitching up into less of a frown as he keeps half an eye on you.
Though nothing gets him as close to smiling as when you finally deem yourself satisfied (or as satisfied as you’re ever going to get as a imprisoned woman who’ll never be able to go anywhere uncovered lest she incite a mob) and slide up to him. You don’t do anything so transparent as laugh or cheer, but you do grin at him — your pretty brown eyes nice and wild — and for a second Rick feels himself grinning back.
THE BRIDE
The Bride is the main recipient of your uncharacteristically excited rambling (or uncharacteristically happy grumbling, depending on your personality), but that soft spot she has for you keeps her drawn in to listening to you talk yourself breathless instead of doing her usual and sleeping through the flight to Waller’s next suicide mission.
After you land and the two of you have been left more or less alone while the others stick closer to and/or bother Flag, you tell her all about your plans to slack off a little this go around. How you’re going to milk as much fun out of the Carnival experience as you can before you’re forced to wheel yourself back in.
When you ask that Bride please just let you have a little fun and not tattle, she scoffs. For one, she’s not a fucking child, she doesn’t tattle. For two, she wasn’t your keeper, so long as you kept out of trouble and didn’t get in her way she didn’t care what you got up to.
Except she’d really really hate to see you popped, actually.
The Bride is a bit flattered that you thought to consider her in your plans and that you wanted to ask her permission. She still thinks you're an absolute fucking idiot to risk yourself over something so small, though, don’t get her wrong. Even if she’s got little to stand on with her judgement there.
As far as you’re concerned there was little point in taking these missions if you weren’t going to maximize your “freedom” from Blackgate while it lasted.
Honestly it had been just your luck that this week’s mission from Waller had sent you to this part of the Caribbean during Carnival at all. Even if it wasn’t where you were from, the island and her festivities would surely be enjoyable regardless.
That your main goal for the majority of the first and second nights was recon and observation was an even better plus. Now you didn’t even need to sneak off.
It doesn’t take long for The Bride to be reminded of why she’s kept away from sandy areas in the last several decades. Sand was a bitch to get out of her stitches.
While you’re doing recon Bride just disinterestedly watches you dance around her and drinks from the almost comically small glass of spiked slushie in her hand, little green paper umbrella and all. She has like seven of these and isn't even near tipsy, and for someone who is trying to get drunk that tendency of her metabolism is really getting irritating.
The fact she lets you near her at all isn’t permission in and of itself to stay by her while you act a fool. Bride tolerates your presence just fine on a regular basis, but that was it. When she sees you vibrating where you stand, softly singing along to familiar songs you haven’t heard in years while bouncing in place to the beat, and then gestures halfheartedly in front of her where people are jamming all while raising a brow at you, though, that’s permission. Hell, it’s practically an invitation.
One that you take her up on very vigorously at that. Nina might be shaking head at the two of you, but you can see her hiding a little giggle when you start playing around while you dance regardless. And if it gets a little scoff out of Bride then that’s just a happy bonus.
You’re not going to act like coming down here to have fun wasn't your main goal. The second you’re out of Flag’s sight you start blowing the mission off. Of course you keep a passing track of your targets, but with the mission only being about observing the assholes you think it’s only fair you get to do something entertaining enough that you don’t die of boredom.
You wukup not because you have to, but because you want to. And you do it near where Bride’s leant against the counter of a pop-up bar because you want to too; want her to notice you, maybe make a move.
After all you guys were in lock up, not a nunnery.
You pull out every trick in the book that still flatters your inhuman body, letting the soca beats flow through you like a woman starved all the while, and if it weren’t for Bride’s occasional grunts in reaction to something you’ve done you’d think it wasn’t having any effect at all.
Internally Bride is a lot more invested in what you're doing than even you can tell, and definitely more than the bloody mission you're on. She just makes a good show of seeming like she isn’t.
The only bearable thing about the heat that saw Bride ditching her jacket in the vehicle Flag drove them in was the salt twinged breeze blowing through the short buildings with their colorfully tiled roofs. The fact that you were showing as much skin as you could get away with due to the heat wasn’t lost on her either.
Bride finds a beauty in you she hasn’t seen in anyone since Victor. A beauty that’s brought back to life some of the bits of her that died with her creator, and brings technicolor back to the bits of her that turned dull and grey as Eric continued his relentless pursuit of her.
She couldn’t deny you your whims or resist your draw if she wanted to.
The way her heart speeds up when you crack a joke about a song’s lyrics or a singer's entrance, and how she has to bite her tongue so she doesn’t laugh too obviously. The full on blush she sports when you start dancing with some drunk man in a way he clearly likes but only look her way as you work your waist in his hold, and how she wants to snap all of his fingers and wrench his hands off of you. All of that lets Bride know she’s in trouble and you’re liable to be caught in a crossfire that's been brewing for over a century.
She’s going to have to push you away soon, but ‘soon’ didn’t have to be tonight.
It’s one of the world’s most dangerous games of chicken, working around Eric Frankenstein’s unwanted possessiveness of The Bride. You’re fully aware he’s watching you and Bride too, you just don’t give a shit. Voyeuristic jackass.
Part of you likes antagonizing him.
Revels in the fact that he can’t kill you as easily as he’d like and the fact that you and the man both know it. That you were barely asking for Bride’s attention and she was willingly offering it when years worth of groveling for her attention yielded nothing for him but a fist to the face.
Every time Victor Frankenstein’s Monster comes into view and Bride clocks him lurking (and trying to set you in particular on fire with his gaze) she scoffs and makes a point of putting her back to him and moving you in the process.
It probably makes Eric blue vex every single time The Bride touches you just enough to nudge you from his view.
Bride is more gentle than she needs to be when she steps in closer to you and uses her knee to nudge you in the hip — she does it so softly, in fact, that you don’t fully comprehend her urging you to the side, it’s so out of character with what you’re used to from her, and just move.
Bride is quite fond of how easily you move at her prompting, reluctant as she is to admit it. Still, after she gets you to move, she backs back up to give you space again.
You mourn the way she towers over you in those scant few seconds. Like how harmless it makes you feel, how wholly encompassed by her presence you are, how much of her undivided attention is on you.
Despite everything Bride likes to watch, and it’s clear you're putting on a show for her even though she can’t indulge either of your desires.
You are most definitely not as on high alert as you should be as you’re jamming and singing along to the live band them, but with Bride specifically at your back you couldn’t find it in you to feel unprotected. Bride was quick on the response, and there’d never been a time when you two were working together that she’d been laid out by a hit for long (especially if there wasn’t magic involved).
Bride notices how forlornly you stare at the women still in their colorful Carnival gear from the earlier parades and snags you a feather that matches the only accent color on your mostly all black uniform.
When you preen at her she grumbles to herself, brushing your thanks off, but you hardly let that stop you and start talking away about the importance of the feathers as you finally slip from the crowd to get back to work. And Bride let’s you.
You might want to fuck around with Eric’s self control, but The Bride knows what will happen and that’s a lot of the reason why she won’t show any obvious interest in you. Quite frankly it’s mostly the fact that you’re a woman that’s letting her have as much contact with you (and Nina) as she has because he hasn’t figured out that was an option Bride would go for, and she’d like to keep it that way.
In the end you all survive. Although, she has picked up a few more worries, most pressing being that you seem to enjoy egging Eric on and that she thinks smug looks quite sexy on you.
Once you’re all back in your cell block and she starts complaining about there still being sand in between her damned stitches she can’t help but grow a bit more smitten with you when you pull her grumpy ass to a bench and get to meticulously ridding her of any remaining granules.
‘Soon’ would have to wait another day more to come.
DR PHOSPHORUS | ALEXANDER SARTORIUS
Phosphorus wants to touch you so badly. He’s not blind, he can see all the ways everyone else is dancing together and he wants to get up underneath you like that, to feel your hips against his; for a second, honestly, he does consider it but he already knows what will happen so he doesn’t give in to the urge.
He’s not in any particular rush to get the shit knocked out of him today, or to honestly fight you.
It’s still decidedly entertaining to think about what he’d be doing if he could touch you though, if he could plant his hands on your hips without your flesh boiling beneath his touch cause he’s too excited to temper himself— and a little entertaining to think about what would happen if he touches you in reality, but really he can’t be blamed for mere curiosity. It couldn’t be helped.
Phosphorus likes you too much to actually want to hurt you anyway, just obviously not enough to stay away from you or stop managing to share close quarters with you (yes, even when you’re asleep).
He used to be far more considerate about things like that, he knows. Everything is just too distorted now, the man he was too purposefully forgotten to drag back up.
If he can’t touch you (even when his temperature control is stable) he figures he should at least be able to watch you as much as possible. The good thing about not having visible eyes, too, was that he could keep his gaze on you all the time and no one could call him out on it.
Phosphorus loves whenever you feel his gaze on you and turn your pretty head to glance around. Loves the little twitch of unease you give when you can’t quite figure out that he’s watching you out of the corner of his eyes, and just generally being able to catalog all your reactions and micro expressions to what’s going on around you guys without you noticing.
So you can imagine how much Phosphorus takes in his visual fill when you start bouncing in place while you guys are on lookout together; keeping the perimeter secure around your group of targets, making sure no one was unaccounted for, and the like.
You always operate particularly gingerly around him (so long as the mutation that made you into a monster didn’t make you impervious to long exposure to radiation) — an effect on you Phosphorous doesn’t fail to revel in; it makes him smile a lot when you tense around him, though you obviously can’t tell — and so he completely forgets about bothering to pretend he cares about the mission you’re on when you start tapping your finger on the handle of your weapon or tapping your hand on the side of your thigh.
If the tapping took him by surprise, then the way you start bouncing on the balls of your feet in time with the beat pounding around you makes him choke on nothing. You notice, and boy does he like the way it makes you startle, but the great thing about getting turned into the absolute freak of nature that he is now is that not having expressions for people to read makes them more likely to dismiss what his opinions on little things like being caught doing something mildly embarrassing might be.
You go back to ignoring him easier than most would assume and get lost back in your head when a song you clearly recognize starts playing and you start singing along. Automatically Phosphorus pays more attention to the punchy beats and slick lyrics, but it’s not his kind of music and there’s too much about the dialect he doesn’t understand so he dismisses it quickly as a ‘you thing’ and just raises his brow, smirking as he listens to you.
Even strapped securely in gear and covered in fur or scales or whatever your body’s still killer and a sight to behold when you finally start to move your hips. And when your ass starts to circle he isn’t ashamed to say he doesn’t look away.
Although your movements are subtle he’s enraptured anyway.
Everything about the way you’ve acted since you got to the Caribbean has been telling and after such a show Phosphorus kind of wants to know more. If only because it’s you and because he is bored.
It’s…rare for him to find himself legitimately interested in anybody anymore. Let alone the way he desires you, the way he wants to keep you. A lot of him doesn’t really want to succumb to that seeming howling need — the need to find connection in you, to touch, to possess. The parts of him he’d thought completely eradicated after his “incident” weren’t giving him much of a choice in the matter, though.
—
When he leans back into the wall behind him and its peeling colorful paint, he crosses his arms, gives up any pretense of caring about his mission parameters, and stares at your ass.
Wining your waist. That’s what you're doing if the punchy instructions to the song currently blasting through the night air are to be believed, and he likes it.
Phosphorus starts bouncing one of his legs some with the beat, too. In tandem with your sway and bounce.
He clears his throat.
“So, what’s all this for anyway?”
“…what…?”
At first when you turn to him it’s rather absent, you’re still noticeably trying to keep an ear out for the live bands and bask in the lively chatter surrounding you both from below. Once you clock his leant position and the angle of his head your mood shifts entirely, however.
You stand up taller, glaring, and Phosphorus shivers at all that undivided attention of yours trying to pin him in place.
It wouldn’t work. Far more intimidating people have tried to ‘put him in his place’ or have attempted even dumber shit like trying to ‘appeal to his humanity or humility’ before and it’s yet to work out for any of them.
Wouldn’t work with you either, didn’t matter how much he couldn’t get enough of those dark eyes staring directly at him. Part of him wants to pluck those pretty brown cognacs out to wear around a chain. He won’t, but your eyes were their own type of diamonds he desperately wanted to preserve in a collection.
“…Were you just staring at my ass?”
Phosphorus gasps, jerks himself upright.
He makes a show of acting like he’s about to refute you, like he could never. Like he’s about to go ‘that’s presumptive’ and give you shit about not considering the fact that he’s visually a glow in the dark skeleton. Walking, talking, and killing, sure, but still with no discernible features.
He puts his hand over his heart for a second and everything.
Really, though, he’s just giving you a performance so you keep glaring at him.
“Spit it out already,” you snap.
The walking radiation bomb laughs. He does wave his act off still, leaning forward just to watch you jerk away in response to heat he’s only mostly keeping at bay— you could technically touch him right now if you wanted, but Phosphorus isn’t holding his breath.
“Alright alright,” he says, laughing lowly to himself as he stuffs his hands in his pockets so he can shrug. “I was totally watching, you have a nice ass.”
There’s a herculean effort that goes into you not knocking him down two stories, he can see it in your body language.
“You’re going to stop watching,” you declare, the growl in your voice prominent.
He shrugs, gives less grief to you for ordering him around than he would anyone else still currently breathing, “Fair enough.”
Phosphorus would, however, absolutely be in mourning over it.
When you close in on him, Phosphorus lets his back flatten against the wall where he wouldn’t in any other situation. Let’s himself bend for you that tiny bit more. He wants to see what you’ll do. To know how far he can push you.
He smiles. You clearly don’t notice. He doesn’t mind.
You bare your teeth— they’re sharp and he suddenly wants to feel them breaking his irradiated skin, “What is it that you want, Doctor?”
Doctor. Jesus Christ, he’d moan if he didn’t know that’d really make you throw him off the roof.
Phosphorus didn’t have much of an attachment to his old professional standing, and for good fucking reason, but something about how your voice wraps around such a respectful moniker in reference to him always makes him a little lightheaded.
Head tilting, he holds a finger up to point back to the expanse of writhing bodies beyond the roof.
“Well I did ask earlier.”
The fact that you don’t buss him upside the head is more a testament to your own patience — and no doubt your ability to bid your time — and less so Phos’s powers, especially since he’s not even using them.
You do spend the rest of the time explaining Carnival to him, but he’s not really listening. Not to your words.
He gets the vibe that you’re aware of his actual disinterest for your answers considering your monotone delivery. The whole time it’s like you’re being forced to give a middle school presentation with a gun to your head and Phosphorus doesn’t even mind because what he’s focused on is the tones of your voice, the restless shift of your body when a song comes on you’d clearly like to be paying more attention to, how you force him pettily to focus on the actual content of your words as you explain emancipation and why everything is so goddamned brightly colored.
The fact that he’s stealing your attention makes him deliciously frustrated. Phosphorus stands there for most of the night and learns more than he cares to while basically preening under your gaze the entire time. Hell, he nearly melts into a puddle when his eyes wander (his head tilting in response) to one of your targets leaving the perimeter and you grasp him by the jaw tight enough to ache. Forcing his attention back your way like you need his eyes on you just as badly as he does yours.
He wants to touch you. Wants to massage the plush of your ass, and rub you to completion until he gets tears to spring in your eyes and he aches for more. Wishes for certain nerves back for the first time in forever just so he can shove himself down your throat and come undone without burning his way through.
Subsequently, however, he’ll have to settle for your passive aggressive lecturing and relishing in the blood splatter from the way you pop the head of you two’s wayward target.
He kind of loves it.
Pain at picking back up that emotion relative to someone else again be damned.
NINA MAZURSKY | MERMAID
Even despite the fact that you’re still working, Nina keeps feeling the need to remind you to stay on task or else you could meet your impending doom from the bomb implanted in your neck.
It’s a real bummer, you tell her to live a little.
Despite her words, though, Nina both loves the more water based mission and loves listening to you talk about the place you grew up in. She hangs onto your every word and every anecdote you make about how free everything felt back when you were home and about how much you miss the smell of the sea. Nina gets missing the water, it might not be life and death for you but she still understands being homesick (and the bone deep longing for certain environments).
If there’s anyone on the team you’re roping into dancing with you, it’s Nina. She definitely expresses her concern about disappearing from the outskirts of the crowd where Flag can’t see you and into an alleyway of sorts, but you suck your teeth and toss out that there’s trackers literally implanted in your bodies as you drag her away.
She bitches the whole time but never once resists your lax hold or walks back to her post once you let her hand go.
The sea creature only occasionally bumps into anyone or is bumped into herself, and apologizes excessively all while looking at you bouncing effortlessly between people and turning back to smile at her every once in a while.
The two of you get stares, there’s no avoiding it when you resemble creatures out of a horror novel, but most everyone is far too intoxicated to dwindle on your appearances as you find someplace less crowded and with a bit more privacy.
When you finally convince Nina to dance with you — after urging her to relax with soft looks as you project your voice over the music to talk her through it and hold out your hands for her to grab — she starts off slowly, cringing at herself as she tries to find the rhythm.
It’s hard when she’s watching your hips to do it, trying to copy how you move your waist without being reduced to a stammering mess. She gulps and blushes through it, her steps stuttering as she slowly catches on to your movements and starts engaging her waist in a circular motion to wine, her eyes wide.
It’s a thing of beauty watching Nina let herself go loose. It takes what feels like forever, but once she starts shyly copying your movements — less a wine, more a sway of her hips side to side — Nina glances up to you with a wide smile, lashes fluttering as she looks for your approval, and for a moment you feel faint.
The both of you have a great time, though. Giggling and dancing and playing around over the sounds of music and people. And with Bride keeping a lookout for you, you don’t have to worry about people stumbling on your or Flag cutting your two person party short.
Only one person causes any actual problem for you both that night, actually. The culprit: some woman who thought you were eyeing her dude as they were walking past you and Nina, too drunk to realize that your tree wasn’t one she wanted to bark up.
When she turns to call you out, yelps as her eyes widen in fear and then snaps out a startled call of “freak” you’re already rolling your eyes. Once her man starts trying to start some shit too, puffing up his chest and staring at you and Nina like you’re evil you figure you’re going to end the night pissed off too. It’s not you who shuts them down, though; no, it’s Nina who tentatively pulls you behind her and then starts clumsily chewing the couple out for being stupid presumptive assholes.
Eventually you end up having to knock them out, Nina letting out a squeak of surprise as they both crash to the ground. While Nina angry is really doing it for you and you’re flattered that she’s come to your defense, if they got any louder you’d get people’s attention and that was the last thing either of you needed.
Nina’s gloved fists are balled tightly once the couple is no longer an issue and you run your hands over them until she relaxes. She apologizes profusely, flushing, but you wave her off and make her flush worse when you compliment her on her mean streak.
After having watched Nina promptly pepper they raas you’d swear your pupils had turned into hearts if you didn’t know any better. It’s like Bride can see them anyway when she snorts and rolls her eyes at you two when ayo finally emerge from the alley to get back to work.
By the end of the mission Nina’s relaxed again, has acquired plenty of beaded necklaces that she’s bunched along her arms and desperately wants to try conch after watching it be prepared for fritters through a food truck's back window. The fried food itself wasn’t necessarily what she was interested in, though you did seem to enjoy the basket you snatched. Nina more so wants to get in the sea to taste them more sashimi style (but without the rice).
Nina also has to admit that she absolutely loves the availability of sea water right off of the house that was rented for the team to recuperate in.
When you sneak out to the beach just beyond your home base you’re in a bathing suit that makes Nina stutter and fully prepared to relax in the sand with a towel until the sun comes up.
Still, you relegate an hour or so to getting into the water with Nina. Marveling some at just how sure and competent she was in the ocean.
In the cover of night you guys can just exist without having to worry about people getting in your way. Can just freely be the ‘monstrous’ creatures you now are for this short amount of time.
Eventually everyone else trickles out of the house with similar ideas of enjoying the beach, even Flag, but Nina doesn’t mind. She just stays lurking in the water, her gums itching for blood in a way she can actually satisfy for once.
There’s no judgement in your eyes when she attacks a fish, your eyes just glitter and you move easily to share some sugar apple you plucked from a tree on your way back to base with her, wiping off the trail of blood coming from her mouth.
She lets you feed her the sweet creamy fruit, looking you in the eyes without the bowl as a barrier for once as her heart pounds a mile a minute in her chest. This is one of the better days of her life, and she tells you as much.
When you smile at her you're more captivating than the stars. When you tell her you're glad and that you agree, especially because she’s here with you, while running the pad of your finger over one of the fins atop her head she shivers and aches for a press of your lips to hers that’s way softer than a bite.
G.I. ROBOT
“Friend Y/n, is visibly excited; is it because there are a lot of Nazis where we’re going?” “—No! No, definitely not. There’s no Nazis there, G.”
Or, at least, not any you knew of (anything was possible and people came from everywhere). Certainly not enough people that were gonna be in the J’ouvert and Carnival crowds to justify letting G.I. get too excited about it.
G.I. doesn’t understand your excitement but he’s not going to begrudge you it or anything either.
In fact, I think G.I. would ask you questions about everything (so long as he saw you as a friend and not just as a handler of some sort).
You’re eager to answer him, eyes bright while you talk as you look him in the face. When he scans you and all signs point to you being happy G.I. feels a small sense of satisfaction at having helped.
When a group of people shove past you to get to the nighttime Carnival activities, you grunt as you’re checked and have to bite back the urge to yell at them and draw attention to G.I. and you. Instead you settle for glaring at them and cussing them out stink under your breath. Your irritation obviously doesn’t go unnoticed by G.I. — even if he wasn’t personally bothered by the shoves — and he offers to get rid of them for you if it will make you feel better. He shifts his hand into his usual embedded gun and all.
It’s such an insane thing to offer, but so true to the robot, that you snort and are knocked out of your angry ranting entirely. You redirect him after that, reaching up to fix the hood of his hoodie where it was pushed back and concealing his head back in its shadows.
G.I.’s eyes still glow red in the shroud of darkness and you tell him it looks sick as fuck before ayo go back to monitoring the parimeter as the rest of the team calls out updates about where the targets are.
After that you start back up telling him about the islands. You miss being home, miss the food, miss feeling the wind blow through your tight curls and dressing up in your feathers and jewels to ramp up and down while wukkin’ up your waist with no abandon. Hell, even now you can’t participate in Carnival and you fucking hate that.
G.I. doesn’t like how upset you are even if he can’t quite articulate how to help. Eventually he settles on asking why you can’t just dance while you’re with him since the music is loud enough to hear from your positions.
Reluctantly, you agree. Once you start dancing as you walk with him you’re far less grumpy though, laughing to yourself as you explain your moves to him while he silently studies you.
When you take one of his hands in yours while you’re patrolling in order to bounce his hand off your own to the beat, he only stares at you. He doesn’t object though and takes to inquiring about some of the more confusing (to him) lyrics in the songs and even starts humming along to the music with you as you dance around him.
He’s got the spirit.
You guys are dragged away before you can sneak off to the food trucks and food stands by the time the first leg of the team’s recon wraps up. To your utter mortification you can feel your lip quiver in your disappointment and keep to yourself more than usual the entire way back to home base, G.I. sitting beside you in the van.
It isn’t until you guys are parked outside the house you’re renting and you two are left in the van last that G.I. shifts and holds his hand out. In it sits a little cup of pastry and jammed fruit. And, yeah, the tart he’d snatched for you just came from his hand but you giggle and eat it anyway, moving to hug him from the side before you do.
G.I. can’t smile, but he does actively lean into your embrace and you take that as expression enough.
WEASEL
Because of the flight risk you present since the Commandos’ next mission is on the island you were born on during one of the busiest tourist days of the year, you’re stuck on Weasel Duty.
Even relegated to the van with him as you are, you’re still close enough (the target was using all the cuhruckle of Carnival as cover) to the festivities that you can hear the music clearly.
Weasel is fairly pleasant company all things considered, but you still throw a fit about being left with him and toss little glares at him every time a group of excited people pass close to the vehicle you're holed up in. It feels like salt being rubbed into a wound.
You want to kill something. Preferably Flag. Then you’d go for Waller.
All that frustration eventually coalesces into the burn of unshed tears in your eyes as you plop down on the floor with gritted teeth and push the heels of your palms into your eyes.
You were not going to cry right now. What the fuck?
Weasel rouses from where he’s squeezed himself into the corner furthest from you, making a small inquiring noise that you ignore.
He whines over your sniffling though, and shuffles over to you with his body still low to the floor while you’re too busy trying to beat your emotions back to notice.
He pokes at your hand with a clawed finger and you startle so badly you knock the back of your head into the metal wall.
Instead of running away his head tilts and his eyes squint in what you interpret as (possibly) sympathy.
Weasel sniffs. You sneer at him. He’s not scared enough to back off and only chitters in response.
It’s…weird. Weasel doesn’t smell or anything, but he is still effectively a naked human man covered in fur and you can’t stop yourself from squinting wet eyes at him as he lowers himself and curls up next to your leg on the van floor.
Weasel’s claws stay retracted the entire time despite your dubious looks. He just looks up at you with those ridiculously large eyes, his tongue lolled out of his mouth as he pants due to the heat.
There were laws against leaving dogs in hot cars, weren’t there?
All it takes is him nudging you with his nose and making another little noise to have you reaching down to scratch over his head. It makes his leg twitch like a dogs and it’s as endearing as it is fucked up.
It’s calming though and the soft content sounds he makes are nice. Allows you to be able to enjoy what little of your home you can bask in right then, the music mingling with the natural ambiance around you.
You definitely crack the windows though, it was too hot for that fuck.
In thanks (after everyone’s finished for the night) you sneak out with him to feed him goat. Live goat, obviously. Though you leave it at just the one for the stable owner’s sake.
The crack of bones and squelch of blood is tolerable mostly because you snapped the animal's neck before tossing it to him (otherwise the bleats would’ve given you away). The way Weasel peeks up at you from over the dead body, lower half of his face covered in blood, is even kind of cute. You’ll admit it, he wasn’t too bad.
Weasel does try offering you some meat off the things’ carcass but, face screwed up, you decline his offer with a short laugh.
NOTES: Hope you enjoyed!!! I want to write more stuff with The Bride, she’s so cool and there’s so many interesting character beats to delve into with her. I knew I’d love her.
Also, I cannot fucking stand Frank Grillo, but Flag’s characterization is pretty fun to work with. I think Flag might just stay dead too, because in the comics “Frankenstein” (ie: Eric) is the leader of the team at times, but idk because we know Flag Sr. is supposed to appear in other shows and movies.
Also also, listen, I don’t even like Dr. Phosphorus like that but playing around with his personality like this got away from me and I just started writing. Phos’s personality is taken from the episodes that have since come out, but with the last two episodes not out yet I am inferring certain aspects of his personality with only the scarce information from the 1x06 promo. Like, I think I wrote myself into liking him because then I was retroactively forced to reconsider him more closely and actually pay attention to his character.
And the title of this is from the song “Movement” by Hozier; a decision I made after writing this and noticing how well the song fit, which is why this isn’t a lyric prompt type thing.
This fic has a series tag so if you’d like to read the other festival/carnival entries then clicking on that tag would be how you’d find them.
btw: if you’d like to leave a comment I’d very much appreciate it!
Random fluff headcanons cuz as much as i love smut I just really wanna be held by him.....
-Idk about you but i think Dr Phosphorus would clingy once he finds out his radiation can't affect you (15 years without a single hug bru.........)
I been struggling on my oc for this man but i just cant help to imagen being a normal human whose just immune to any type of radiation...maybe I'll just do that lol
-Like my guy would be so touch starved but would only show it in closed doors at the start. I can see him being more open to it outdoors after some time
-It would start with holding pinkies to putting his arm around you to just put his body on you when ur laying down (he's ur warm weighted blankie <3)
-Can def see this guy being protective, he jokes but u get hurt or someone comments shit? Nah bro those mfs r burned meat 💀
-And ngl he would spoil you, kind of going off the story here but since him being big time criminal boss I can see shi like ur just existing and OOPS he slips $40000 in your account. Trying to pay you college debt? already done. Wanting to pay to fix your car? He's already driving to your house with the latest model.
-Would pull you to dance with him, even if cant dance he still spinning you around and sometimes letting you put your feet on his so yall dancing the same rhythm. specially on the late date nights
Creatures Commandos platonic request, can you do Dr. Phosphorus x Child! Venom Reader (the only difference between them and OG Venom is that they can withstand extreme heat.), I need this radioactive skeleton man to be a dad again.
Y/N was abandoned by their family as a toddler, which gave them extreme abandonment issues, they get attached to Phosphorus and he lets them because they can touch him and he misses being a dad. You cannot tell me that he DOESN’T miss being a dad.
☆ Of Flames And Little Flickers — Dr. Phosphorus & Venom!GN Reader Fic ☆
Genre: Fluff, Familial || they/them pronouns for reader || No warnings needed
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Pokolistan wasn't exactly the worst place to bring a kid, most figured. But most people weren't on a mission to keep an insane purple villainess from tearing up the local government. Phosphorus didn't exactly find the idea of you tagging along to be a fond one— he loved having you around, but this could easily become an assassination mission at the flip of a dime. Considering what you had to go through before, he didn't wanna risk you getting any more hurt. But your abilities were deemed too valuable to go without, so there you were, traveling locked up in the same car with the rest of the monsters.
The long plane trip gave you jetlag more than anything, and you didn't manage to get good sleep after being dragged out so early to get on the flight. After Phosphorus forcefully positioned Weasel to the other side of the car, he made sure you could sit beside him. You were in a staring contest with GI Robot before Phosphorus gently nudged you, pointing out to the window behind his head. "See all that, kid? It's riding on your slimy little shoulders to keep all that from blowing up" he said. He made a motion with his hands to mimic a combustion, flaring a little brighter as he made the sound effect himself. You laughed at the display, and he chuckled while rubbing the top of your head.
"Not too worn out, yeah? We got a big day protecting this princess" he asked you. You shook your head "Nuh-uh. It's just... early". "Well, it's midday by now, kid, a little too late for 'early'" Phosphorus responded back. You groaned, sitting back in your seat "Why did it feel like we got dragged out so soon?" You complained. "Timezones, bud" Phosphorus said "Had to get up early to be here on time. It's a whole new country". You paused, soaking in the reminder of the unfamiliar landscape. You scooted closer to him, grabbing hold of his sleeve. Phosphorus wrapped his arm around you in return. Jeez, it'd been 15 years since he was able to have this. Someone who could stand to be near him, and who actually trusted him enough to lean on.
"You getting tired there, little hellraiser?" He asked, seeing you beginning to nod off. You stubbornly shook your head, mumbling in protest. He chuckled once more, pulling you up close to his side. To the average person, it was deeply scalding and searing to the touch. But to you, it was like being pressed against the warmest heater that could ever be offered. Your wide eyes slowly fall shut, feeling the comforting repetitive motion of Phosphorus petting your back to soothe you. Your head falls onto his form, using him as a foundation to lean on. He'd been that ever since you arrived, really. Support, stability, a shoulder or hand to reach out to. A jaded and crude support beam at times, sure, but he did his best to conduct himself at least a little bit around you.
While you slowly drifted to sleep, Phosphorus kept his gaze on you, seeing how you were able to relax against him. It was a familiar sight, one that made what was left of his heart ache. He looked up, seeing Bride not far at all taking note of it as well. He held a finger over where his mouth used to be to signify quiet. The stitched lady gave a sigh that showed she wasn't very impressed but, well, when was she ever? Phosphorus moved his coat to wrap it around your shoulders for extra protection, using a hand to shield you from the sun. He gently pet your back a bit more before simply keeping his gaze looking around for you both. No one could tell except for Phosphorus himself, but this time, he really was smiling.
TW: older x younger. Use of baby girl pretty girl little thing etc fem Afab, smut breeding kink let me know of I need more
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With Rick being gone so often and for so long the times he's home can be crazy. A frenzy of I love yous and kisses. Months of dates mushed into a short period of time. But the sex, the sex was what got you. Hands everywhere hours long sessions. You'd always end up sore for days and tired for just as long.
This time was no different. You stood at the kitchen sink washing up after dinner when you feel his thick arms wrap around your waist. "Why don't you put them down for a bit baby girl. I've missed you." He leans down amd presses kisses to your skin. You tilt your head back with a groan as he starts to pull you back and up the stairs. One of his hands move to grab your thigh pulling you closer.
Your back hit the bed as the older man crawls over your body to continue kissing your neck. "Oh I've miss you, my pretty little thing." You feel his hands move up your thighs under your skirt stopping at your panties. "Mmm you ready." His breath comes against the shell of your ear.
You let out a gasp as he rips your panties of in one quick move. Rick's hands make quick work of his belt throwing it across the room before pull down his pants enough for his hard leaky cock to spring out and hit his stomach. You stare at him, your mouth letting out dribble when he shifts his shirt showing his scared toned chest.
The man above you lifts your legs to your chest as the head of his hard member shoves slowly into your aching core. "Oh fuck rick." You whine your eyes rolling to the back of your head as he starts moving. Rick's breathing gets heavy and he lets out thick loud groans. "Oh fuck... you feel so tight baby girl." He groans above you as he begins to thrust harder into your cunt. "I'm gonna fill you up so good make this belly round and full for me." He babbles his grip on your thighs tightening. You feel yourself getting closer with each work each movement. Both your moans sinking together as your pussy tightens around him and your body shakes. His breath comes hard his dick pumping you full of his seed before pulling out amd flopping down next to you both of you trying to catch your breath.
You curl into his side and he strokes your hair laying a kiss to the side of your head. "Still got it for an old man don't I." He hum his voice slightly gruff and tired causing you to let out a laugh and curl in closer. "Sure do old man sure do."
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This isn't a request or anything I just had a funny thought but like, imagine if the Justice League finally got evidence that Y/N is innocent, and they tried to visit but Phosphorus is just. Booing and throwing trash at the League members. Y/N may join in also. Bonding time 🩷
Okay I know I need to be working on my other asks but I LOVE THIS
Dr. Phosphorus X Former Hero!Reader Pt 2.
Little note: I did want this to end on a happier note and I found it hard to be mad at Superman lol
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You didn't understand why Superman and Batman were here in Belle Reve. You had assumed it was for some meeting with Waller until one of the guards approached you and your team.
"C'mon," She said as she lifted your shoulder, "you got visitors."
You looked around, completely confused. "Visitors? Who would be visiting me?" The guard didn't respond as she pulled you away from the table and put your hands in cuffs. He tried to shrug them off, determined to stay with you. You gave him a stern look, one that said 'don't do anything that will get you in trouble'. He sighed as he took a step back, letting the guards take you out to the courtyard.
You were shocked to find out that your former teammates were the visitors. You tried to dig your heels into the concrete, causing the gurads to struggle as they dragged you to them. "I have nothing to say to you two!" You yelled from across the courtyard.
They gave each other a look before Superman took a step forward. "Lose the cuffs, guys. She's won't do anything."
The guards looked to Waller for confirmation. She nodded, giving them permission to take the tight handcuffs off. You rubbed your wrist as the two approached you. "Leave me alone, Superman." You said with spite
"Look..." He started, clearly trying to find the right words to say. "I know there's no taking back everything that's happened these past few years, but I hope you understand why we did it."
"You mean how the whole team left me to rot in a cell, not even showing up for my trials!" You yelled.
"We wanted to, but it wasn't a good time. For any of it. You have to believe us." He pleaded.
"Why should I? It's not like you believed a word I said!" You sighed as you pinched the bridge of your nose, trying to calm yourself. "I hope you two didn't come all the way out here just to apologize and think I'll forgive you, cause there's no way in hell-"
"The court has decided to give you bail." Batman said, stopping you mid rant.
You couldn't believe what you were hearing right now. "Give me bail? Why?"
"While you were locked up, things changed. New laws were made, old ones were fixed, and your lawyer found new evidence to support your case. If you choose to go to trail and plead not guilty, there's a chance you'll make bail. And I would be happy to pay it, if you promise to return to the Justice League."
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Back in the rec room, Phosphorus was standing on top of one of the tables that he had pushed against the wall, trying to get a view of what was going on outside. Nina and Bride had joined him; for Nina it was out of concern, for Bride it was simply because she was bored.
"What are they saying?" He mumbled, his grip on the bars tightening as he tried to listen.
"It has to be something about her case." Said Bride. "With how long she's been in here, and not a single visit before, there must've been a change."
Phosphorus didn't know how to take that. Was there more that you didn't tell him? Were more years added to your sentence? Are you getting transferred? Or worse, did they find you innocent?
The Bride side glanced at Phosphorus, a knowing smirk graced her lips. "You know, you're really bad at pretending you're not the "jealous boyfriend" type."
His head whipped around in her direction, his flames rose but she couldn't tell if it was from anger or embarrassment.
"I-I just- you- just-just shut up!"
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You thought for a moment, you weren't quite sure how to respond. "If I come back, I want a few things."
Batman scoffed. "Do you really think you're in the position to be negotiating?"
"I'll have you know, prison life hasn't been all that bad for me." You said with sass as your crossed your arms. "Once I got over the feeling of betrayal, I actually formed relationships with the inmates."
"Really?" Superman cringed at the thought. "But they're murderers-"
"At least they know loyalty."
"Barely." Batman shot back.
You gritted your teeth. "Task Force M has showed more loyalty to me than any if the Justuce League. I'm am perfectly fine with staying in here, you're the ones who want me back. So, do we have a deal?"
Batman glared at you before he made up his mind. "What do you want?"
You tense shoulders relaxed slightly. "My team, I want to be able to see them while I'm out. Not just visitation hours, I want them out of Belle Reve when I see them."
Superman and Batman looked at each other, before Batman looked to Waller. She shrugged. "Task Force M has been more well behaved than usual. If they can keep it up, I'm sure I can arrange something."
You nodded to Waller, silently thanking her for her cooperation. You turned back to the men in front of you. "Looks like I'm back."
A wide smile filled Suoerman's face. He rushed to you a scooped you up into a hug. "You have no idea how hard it was not to visut you, but we were under so much fire at the time. The governmentthought it would be safer if we temporarilydropped connections. "
You embraced the hug, realizing how much you actually missed your old team. Suddenly, you heard muffled yelling coming from across the courtyard. Looking to your left, you saw Phosphorus yelling something you couldn't hear but Superman could.
"Um, why is the glowing skeleton yelling at me to get my hands off of you?" He asked, clearly concerned.
You chuckled. "We have a lot of catching up to do."
Suddenly, several peices of trash came flying your way. Well, not exactly flying. They hit the ground several feet away from the three of you, but the action was enough to make the guards inside tackle your partner.
With a sigh, you removed yourself from the hug. "We should head back in."
As Waller and the guards led you all back inside, Batman came up beside you.
"Phosphorus? Really?"
You smiled slightly as you shrugged. "What can I say, he's got charm."
He rolled his eyes and shook his head. "Yeah, it's called radiation. I don't think he's good for you-"
"Don't go all dad-mode on me Bats, we're still the same age remember?"
He scoffed. "And yet you're the one making juvenile dating choices."
"Uh huh, and how's it going with Selena?" You said with a shit-eating grin. He was quiet for a few moments.
"Fair point." He said, causing you to let out a laugh. As much as you hated them, and how long it will be before eyour relationships are repaired, you couldn't deny that you missed moments like this.
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synopsis: phosphorus helps you with your little problem. and a brawl starts up in the kitchen.
cw: reader is a monster, mature themes, violence, profanity, innuendos, phosphorus is phosphorus, nsfw, very spicy chapter, phosphorus has a dick, a tongue, and is able to kiss.
a/n: again, so sorry for the delay. the entire fuckin' draft deleted and i had to rewrite everything.
Without hesitation, Phosphorus hooked his hand on the back of your neck, pulling you into a kiss.
Eagerly, you accepted it, shifting your thighs on either side of him to sit further on his lap, pressing yourself flush against his crotch.
His hands tightly gripped your ass and thighs as they slid under the hem of your shorts, his tongue swirling with with yours as you softly moaned into his mouth, hands tightly grasping his shoulders.
Your sounds nearly had him reeling, forcing the man to bite back his groan.
'Jesus Christ...'
He couldn't believe this was happening.
You... showing up at his door, all hot and bothered, demanding he fuck you right?
It was like something out of a cheesy porno.
But who was he to complain?
He had a hot demon woman shoving her tongue down his throat.
Who could ask for more?
With a cocky chuckle, he roughly flipped you both over, pouncing on you and sucking harsh circles across your neck and chest, forcing you to arch your back into his touch.
"You should be thankin' me, doll face. I'm movin' around my schedule for this," he murmured into your flesh, keeping up his rhythm.
"I'll be sure to send you a thank you basket," you scoffed, breathless, as you hooked your fingers under the hem of your shirt.
With your back off the mattress, you did away with your tank top and shorts, tossing them to the far corner.
His non-existent eyes ticked up to meet yours as he traced a finger over your stomach, cockily.
"If you are, might I suggest banana nut muffins?" he chuckled. "Pretty fitting for our situation."
Slowly, his hands reached up to grope your tits, roughly molding and massaging them as his teeth trailed down your navel, smoothly moving to your thighs in an attempt to drag your panties down your legs.
You moaned at the feeling of his fingers pinching your nipples, skin buzzing with electricity and anticipation.
"Phos, fuck," you exhaled, breath hitching at a particularly sharp pinch.
After a moment of pause, he finally got your panties off, dragging them off your feet before dropping them to the floor, taking the opportunity to pry your thighs open.
The sight he was met with nearly made his glow-stick shoot straight up.
'Scwing.'
Before him sat your sobbing, wet cunt, sitting patient and pretty just for him.
"So... everything is red..." he smirked, leaning in and pressing teasing kisses into your lips, forcing sparks of pleasure to explode in your body. "Called it."
He looked up at you from between your thighs, the intensity of his gaze sending a shiver down your spin.
But before you could say anything, his tongue slithered out his mouth to toy with your clit, stealing away any possible hope of coherent thought.
"N-N...Oh, fuck, yes!" you moaned, tilting your head back in ecstasy.
He chuckled, the fan of his breath making your cunt throb.
"Never took you for a screamer..."
Without warning, he yanked you closer by your ankles, relishing your mousy yelp of surprise.
"What happened to all that mouth, doll face?"
"Phos, please," you whined. "Just shut the fuck up and use your mouth for something useful."
"Someone's eager..."
"So help me God, I will go down the hall and find Fla—"
He practically dove into your pussy at the mention of the general, slurping at your juices and sucking at your clit like a man on a mission.
He alternated between swirling his tongue around your entrance and teasing your sensitive button, his hands pinning your thighs as far apart as they would go.
You nearly lost it, body on autopilot as your mouth let loose with whatever sounds it felt like.
"God, yes, yes, yes!" you moaned. "Right there, Phos, fuck, right there!"
His hot tongue, tinged with a faint sting from his powers as it lapped at your core, making a mess of your pussy.
"Right there?" he teasingly asked. "Not right here, doll?"
Suddenly, you felt his finger begin to probe you, slowly slipping inside and aiming upward to rub against that certain spongy spot.
"C'mon... I'm waitin for your orders..." he chuckled, his tongue still working its magic on your clit.
Your eyes rolled back like you were possessed, your thighs harshly clamping around his head, desperate to keep him where he was.
"Fuck," you whined, fingertips singing the sheets. "How the fuck are you so good at this? You're a goddamn skeleton..."
Smirking into you, he continued his ministrations, gliding his finger in and out as he lapped at your heat, quickly bringing you to your peak.
"Shit!" you gasped, loudly. "Phos, m'gunna-gunna come!"
At the same time, he looked up at you, and you looked down at him, the alluring green of his fire pulling you into a small trance.
Phosphorus held your gaze as he practically shoved you over the edge, forcing you release with an almost pornographic moan, and cum all over his mouth.
But he didn't stop
He made it a point to continue eating you out, making your orgasm last far longer than it should.
Your words became slurred as jumbled as you begged him to stop.
"P-Phos!" you whimpered. "Please... oh, fuck, please! I-I can't... oh, I can't..."
Fortunately for you, he finally stopped, standing between your thighs as his chin and mouth glistened with your cum.
"Tastes like..." he pulled his finger out of you, holding it up to pause as his tongue dragged across his bottom lip. "Brimstone?"
You rolled your eyes, sitting up and cupping his face between your hands before mashing your lips passionately with his.
With a chuckle, Phosphorus wrapped his arms around you, pulling your body flush against him for only a moment, before he flipped you around and shoved you stomach first back onto the bed.
Faster than humanly possible, he tugged off his hoodie, dropping his pants and boxers as he got you into position.
On your knees.
Face down.
Ass up.
"Alright," he started, voicing dipping an octave. "You got your fill... S'my turn now."
SMACK!
His hand came down to smack your ass cheek, his power giving it a little extra bite.
The sharp sensation made you gasp, your toes curling at the intoxicating mix of pain and pleasure.
"Naughty girl," he grinned, free hand mindlessly toying with your pointed tail. "You're really gettin' off on this, arentcha? That desperate for my cock?"
"Fuck you," you spat, half-heartedly.
"If you insist..."
Planting another smack on your ass, he positioned his dick, and, in one swift motion, filled you to the hilt.
"Oh, fuck," he moaned while you let out another sharp gasp, tightly gripping the sheets under you.
But rather than let himself adjust, he moved right into it, pistoning his hips into your jiggly, soft ass.
"Fuck, Phos, sh-shit!" you cried, shoving your face in the mattress to muffle your noise. "W-Wait! D-Don't... oh, fuck!...don't go so fast! Ohh, my God!"
Phosphorus cackled at your pathetic stammering and babbling in between your moans and gasps as he drove himself into you again and again, his grip on your hips increasing in heat as his fingers dug into the fleshy parts of your ass.
"Not a chance, doll," he puffed.
He paused mid-stroke to hike his leg up on the bed before continuing to drive his cock into you, making your jaw fall slack at the new angle.
And he continued at his breakneck pace, moaning about how hot you looked as his hand left your hip to rub your clit, the other giving your ass yet another harsh smack.
You felt your second orgasm rising, your pussy tightening around his dick while that knot in your core began to tighten, signaling your end.
"Yes!" you cried out. "Fuck, right there! Right fuckin there!"
Leaning down, he pressed his face into your ear, rutting into you like a wild animal.
You gripped the sheets for dear life, holding on tightly and moaning into the mattress as your heated nails dragged down the fabric, your noises pulling rough grunts of pleasure from his irradiated lips.
"You like me," Phosphorus panted into your ear. "You can shout and scowl all you want... you like me."
"Phos, please!" you begged. "M'so close!"
"So am I," he groaned. "But no one's coming 'til you tell me what I wanna hear."
He leaned back to get a good look at you, eyes transfixed on your body as his hands kneaded your ass.
"Admit you like me."
You looked back at him with horror.
Did you want to cum?
Yes.
Did you want him to win?
Hell. No.
"F-Fuck off!" you shouted, delirious.
With a cocky smirk, Phosphorus slowed down, making his thrusts shallow and slow.
"You wanna try that again?"
The devious twinkle in his eye was pretty much invisible, but you could practically hear it in his voice.
He was teasing you.
And you didn't have the patience.
"Goddammit!" you sobbed. "I like you! You're not...fuck... you're not terrible to be around! Now fuckin' let me cum!"
A wide, gigawatt smile crossed Phosphorus's face, your admission the highlight of his day.
"See? Was that so hard?" he chuckled.
Tightening his grip, he sped up his thrusts, putting his whole back into it as his cock drilled your wet cunt over and over and over and over again until—
"Cummin'" you whimpered. "M'gunna cum!"
His lips parted as he panted and groaned, the feeling of you squeezing around him almost too much.
Leaning down, he wrapped a hand around your throat, forcing you to look up so he could meet your lips with a sloppy, moan-filled, open-mouthed kiss.
Instantly, you came all over his cock, his kiss swallowing your gasps of release as your body tensed and writhed in his grasp.
With a few thrusts and feral grunt, he quickly pulled himself out of you, emptying himself all over your back and ass.
You don't say a word, and you don't even move.
You couldn't.
At the moment, your body was too exhausted to do anything but lay there and take it.
Once he was done, Phosphorus sighed with relief, muscles loosening as another light chuckle left his lips.
He released your cock, soft and coated in your mixed cum, and tilted his head up to look at the ceiling.
"Alright... back to business."
As he shuffled around behind you, putting his clothes back on—according to your pointed ears—you continued to lay in your position, staring into space as the gravity of your situation finally began to sink in.
Phosphorus, easily the most annoying person you had ever met, had just given you the best fuck of your life.
You practically shuddered at the thought, your tail falling limply at the realization
'I should've looked for Flag...'
"M-Miss? Are you feeling well?" one of the female cooks asked, concerned, and quite fearful, as you downed another round of whiskey.
With a groan, you slammed the empty glass down on the island, puffing a tiny fireball from the side of your mouth with a huff.
That was your tenth bottle.
And you were approaching your eleventh as your tail moved to grab the neck of a new one.
'Hope that witch never comes. I could get used to good booze like this.'
"Yes," you sighed, crossing your arms over your chest as your tail poured another glass, not in the mood for conversation. "I am feeling well."
"Are you sure of this?" a man chimed in, utterly baffled. "In all my years, I have never seen someone drink so much and still stand."
Hell, he had never seen someone drink so much and still be alive.
But then again, most of the staff barely knew what to expect when it came to the creatures protecting their princess.
You had shuffled into the kitchen a few minutes ago, asking for a bottle of their strongest, and, naturally, they obliged, seeing as you were an honored guest.
But that didn't mean they couldn't have their own worries.
With another sigh, you took a sip of your drink, looking over the rim and away from the man, wistfully.
"People like me don't get drunk."
Just then, your pointed ears flicked up, the faint sound of splintering wood bounding off the walls as you lowered your glass.
'The hell?'
Slowly, but surely, it began to get louder, your eyes shooting wide as the ceiling gave way, dropping Flag and Phosphorus right on the kitchen island.
With screams and shouts of terror, the chefs and cooks ran out the room, the fallen wood setting a section of the room on fire.
But you ignored them, more concerned with the flaming skeleton lying in front of you.
"The hell are you doing? You're scaring away my tap," you cocked a brow, annoyed.
"Someone's up and at 'em. Last I saw, you were face down in my mattress," he teased, cockily, as he sat up, grabbing his chin and snapping his neck back into place.
He did it so nonchalant, sending a rippling warmth right through your stomach, and forcing your eyes to widen slightly.
'Damn...'
That is... until you finally process what he said.
"Asshole!"
"Mattress?" Flag cocked a brow, confused, as he turned to you.
Swiftly, his eyes scanned over your form, taking note of the numerous hickeys littering your chest and neck, as well as the slight wildness of your hair and the drooping strap of your tank top.
'No. Fucking. Way.'
"Are you fuckin' kidding me?!" he exclaimed, looking between you both incredulously.
"Think that's bad, you should see her ass," Phosphorus grinned, proudly reminiscing on the hand print he'd left on your reddened ass cheek.
You jerked, about to cuss him out when you suddenly caught sight of the detonator sitting in a teacup, just waiting to be grabbed.
'Oh, shit.'
Without hesitation, your tail dropped your glass and snatched it up, much to Flag's surprise.
"No!"
"Phos! How do I disarm this shit?!" you frantically asked, running up the wall and plopping down on the ceiling as Flag reached for a cast-iron skillet to throw at you.
Quickly, Phosphorus grabbed him by the wrist, stopping his hand and earning a harsh, pained wince.
"Just press buttons—Ungh!" the skeleton was cut off as Flag kicked him in the chest, sending him flying off the island and giving him the opening he needed to hit you in the head with the pan.
"Fuck!" you spat as you fell from the ceiling, dropping the detonator as you clutched your head. "Bitch!"
Jumping off the counter, Flag ran to grab it, but Phosphorus pulled himself up just in time to hit him in the back with a small spurt of fire, sending the man flying into the stove and right into the hot pots.
"Ah! Fuck!" he cursed, quickly shoving an oven mitt over his burned right hand.
As Phosphorus picked up the detonator with a wicked chuckle, you launched yourself forward, grabbing onto a hanging light fixture and swinging toward the general as he charged your new partner in crime.
Roughly, you tackled him into a table, completely breaking it in half as you attempted to pin him down.
Despite the fact that you were fighting, you didn't really want to hurt the man.
As boy scout-ish as he was, Flag had been nothing but nice to you, and seemed to be a genuinely kind and honest man.
If you could help it, you would try to neutralize the threat without maiming the poor guy.
Though, just as you got a good hold, Flag used his feet to push you off at the chest and stand up, nearly launching you across the room.
But you anticipated and used your tail to grab him by the neck in mid-air, swinging yourself back around to tackle him from behind, sending him crashing into the island.
"Any progress over there?!" you asked, annoyed, as you grabbed the general by the back of his head, pushing his face into the counter top.
"Nope. Nothin' yet," Phosphorus denied, examining the small device as if it was an alien thing.
"Well, could you hurry it—Shit!"
Before you could finish, Flag threw your bottle of whiskey in your face, smashing the glass against your horns and forcing you to stumble backward.
As you frantically tried to clear your vision, he ran toward Phosphorus, using his momentum to smash the skeleton's skull against a cabinet.
Instantly, Phosphorus whipped around and backhanded him away, charging in for a kick—which Flag dodged by a hair.
But without missing a beat, the general grabbed him by the waist, suplexing and sending the skeleton flying across the room, the detonator landing right in the middle.
Quickly, both men scrambled to their feet, Phosphorus charging at full speed before Flag shoulder-checked him into a glass china display.
Finally able to see, you rushed back into the fight, using the island as a springboard to forward flip over before sending your tail to grab the device.
Much to your surprise, though, Flag used both hands to grab you by your thigh in mid-air, swirling around before tossing you into the shelves across the room.
But while his back was turned, Phosphorus launched a heated punch, though the general was able to weave out the way and send two harsh strikes to his face and chest, finishing it all off with a kick to the face before he finally grabbed the detonator.
"Shit..." you groaned, bracing yourself for the pain.
"Richard?" Princess Ilana chimed, concerned, from her spot in the doorway.
Pausing a moment, Flag turned to her, seeming to regain his composure before returning to you two.
"Phoshporus! (y/n)! You think Waller would give me the only remote?" he exclaimed, severely annoyed, as he turned to the irradiated skeleton. "You'd be hopping around like a Mexican jumping bean for days, if you escaped."
Quickly, he whipped around to you.
"And you'd become a threat to national security."
You face fell slightly at the reminder, forcing you to look off to the side.
Letting his shoulders drop, Flag looked between you both, sincerely.
"I'm not here to torture you. We're supposed to be on the same damn team."
With a harsh sigh, he turned away, storming out the kitchen with Ilana in tow, leaving you and Phosphorus to sit there, dumbfounded.
Neither of you had any idea that he was so benevolent.
Quietly, you both pulled yourselves to your feet, heading for the door and walking out into the hallway in sync.
Together, you moved in silence, until, of course, Phosphorus broke the tension.
