Ey! Iâm alive and shit. I ainât forget about yaâll over here. Just been working on two novels and stuff. Iâll be back here soon to take care of neglected drafts. Love yaâll <3
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Ey! Iâm alive and shit. I ainât forget about yaâll over here. Just been working on two novels and stuff. Iâll be back here soon to take care of neglected drafts. Love yaâll <3
*whispers* Rawr :-3
Send âDo you love me?â for my muses reaction.
twinklefistsâ:
â || âIâM GOING TO DRESS LIKE THAT more often. i like this reaction.â
âPlease do.â Maria gives Carol a hot. She definitely likes seeing her in outfits like that one.
Mun & Muse
Maria: My wife has big dick energy.
Me: The biggest of dick energy, for real.
Maria: I'm gonna go give her a reason to make me call her Daddy.
Me: Oh god, Maria. Did not need to know that. Thank you.
photcn·:
âAnd thatâs why I call Carol âdaddyâ.â
â || âiâm guessing you liked the outfit?â
Maria quirks her right brow playfully and smirks. She nods. âMhm...â She wraps her arms around her wife. âThe outfit... the muscles... the energy. I love it.â
âAnd thatâs why I call Carol âdaddyâ.â
YOUUUUU GUYYYYYYYYS
Send đ to kiss my muse tenderly without explanation
Send đ for my muse to die in your arms
Imma do stuff on here tonight eventually
Rawr?
Well look whoâs back from an impromptu hiatus!
Sharing a Bed Sentence Starters
âIf you tell me one more pun, Iâm shoving you off of this bed.â
âQuit hogging the blanket.â
âYou pushed me out of bed in your sleep.â
âI woke up in the middle of the night without any blankets and your foot digging into my spine.â
âYou said the cutest thing in your sleep last night.â
âYou say the scariest stuff in your sleep.â
âWhen I have a bad dream, just listening to you breathe calms me down.â
âYour feet are freezing.â
âThe dog takes up more of the bed than I do.â
âItâs lonely without you in the bed.â
âIâm not kidding, you really do snore.â
âCan I sleep with you tonight?â
âApparently youâre a sleepwalker.â
âI donât think we need anymore stuffed animals in the bed.â
âCan you make the bed today?â
âIf you have a nightmare, Iâm going to be right here for you.â
âI miss sleeping with you.â
âI love cuddling with you first thing in the morning.â
âYouâre so beautiful when youâre just waking up.â
âWhere are you going? Itâs late.â
âPlease come back to bed.â
morning after starters.
â i made coffee. â â come back to bed. â â where are you off to? â â that was amazing. â â you were amazing. â â donât go. â â i have to go to work. â â call me later? â â you were my first. â â what do you want for breakfast? â â i need to let the dog out. â â i hope you arenât busyâŠÂ â â babe? â â iâm just going to the bathroom. â â iâm not going anywhere. â â so, how long are we going to stay in bed today? â â are you okay? â
Also, my ships for Maria are:
Carol x MariaÂ
Maria x Nat (Shh, this is @mrvlbledâs fault)
Maria x Valkyrie
Maria x Sif (Maria likes strong women, okay?)
Maria x Carol x Nat (Also @mrvlbledâs fault)
Maria x Carol x Valkyrie
I dun changed Mariaâs orientation from Panromantic Bisexual to Homoromantic Demisexual. Sue me.