Ey! I’m alive and shit. I ain’t forget about ya’ll over here. Just been working on two novels and stuff. I’ll be back here soon to take care of neglected drafts. Love ya’ll <3
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Ey! I’m alive and shit. I ain’t forget about ya’ll over here. Just been working on two novels and stuff. I’ll be back here soon to take care of neglected drafts. Love ya’ll <3
*whispers* Rawr :-3
Send “Do you love me?” for my muses reaction.
twinklefists:
☆ || “I’M GOING TO DRESS LIKE THAT more often. i like this reaction.”
“Please do.” Maria gives Carol a hot. She definitely likes seeing her in outfits like that one.
Mun & Muse
Maria: My wife has big dick energy.
Me: The biggest of dick energy, for real.
Maria: I'm gonna go give her a reason to make me call her Daddy.
Me: Oh god, Maria. Did not need to know that. Thank you.
photcn·:
“And that’s why I call Carol ‘daddy’.”
☆ || “i’m guessing you liked the outfit?”
Maria quirks her right brow playfully and smirks. She nods. “Mhm...” She wraps her arms around her wife. “The outfit... the muscles... the energy. I love it.”
“And that’s why I call Carol ‘daddy’.”
YOUUUUU GUYYYYYYYYS
Send 💗 to kiss my muse tenderly without explanation
Send 💀 for my muse to die in your arms
Imma do stuff on here tonight eventually
Rawr?
Well look who’s back from an impromptu hiatus!
Sharing a Bed Sentence Starters
“If you tell me one more pun, I’m shoving you off of this bed.”
“Quit hogging the blanket.”
“You pushed me out of bed in your sleep.”
“I woke up in the middle of the night without any blankets and your foot digging into my spine.”
“You said the cutest thing in your sleep last night.”
“You say the scariest stuff in your sleep.”
“When I have a bad dream, just listening to you breathe calms me down.”
“Your feet are freezing.”
“The dog takes up more of the bed than I do.”
“It’s lonely without you in the bed.”
“I’m not kidding, you really do snore.”
“Can I sleep with you tonight?”
“Apparently you’re a sleepwalker.”
“I don’t think we need anymore stuffed animals in the bed.”
“Can you make the bed today?”
“If you have a nightmare, I’m going to be right here for you.”
“I miss sleeping with you.”
“I love cuddling with you first thing in the morning.”
“You’re so beautiful when you’re just waking up.”
“Where are you going? It’s late.”
“Please come back to bed.”
morning after starters.
‘ i made coffee. ’ ‘ come back to bed. ’ ‘ where are you off to? ’ ‘ that was amazing. ’ ‘ you were amazing. ’ ‘ don’t go. ’ ‘ i have to go to work. ’ ‘ call me later? ’ ‘ you were my first. ’ ‘ what do you want for breakfast? ’ ‘ i need to let the dog out. ’ ‘ i hope you aren’t busy… ’ ‘ babe? ’ ‘ i’m just going to the bathroom. ’ ‘ i’m not going anywhere. ’ ‘ so, how long are we going to stay in bed today? ’ ‘ are you okay? ’
Also, my ships for Maria are:
Carol x Maria
Maria x Nat (Shh, this is @mrvlbled‘s fault)
Maria x Valkyrie
Maria x Sif (Maria likes strong women, okay?)
Maria x Carol x Nat (Also @mrvlbled‘s fault)
Maria x Carol x Valkyrie
I dun changed Maria’s orientation from Panromantic Bisexual to Homoromantic Demisexual. Sue me.