the phregnancy test

they're never beating the breeding allegations

[amid-fandoms]

"that is not yours" im so fucking happy about that i really hope they fully keep their privacy like a normal couple after this

[phregnancytest]

Holy fucking shit

[prophecyofgray]

[dnpoll]

which is right

phabortion

aphortion

Voting ended onApr 13, 2025

[phannie-elvis]

Phwoah mama I'm the phregnancy test

- @phregnancytest

Phwoah dads, I remember you from the Twitter video! Who could’ve guessed it was Phil that peed on you? Phummina phummina

[phannie-elvis]

Phwoah dads, congrats to everyone who predicted the phregnancy reveal!

What do we think they’re gonna name the baby?

Susan

The phaby

Phan

Something else (say in the tags)

Voting ended onApr 2, 2025

[thephaby]

phwoah mama im the phaby

[phannie-elvis]

Phwoah dads, congrats on your birth! It’s a miracle you made it being born 9 months prematurely, phummina phummina. Or are you posting from Phil’s womb?

[thephaby]

im in the phwomb

[phregnancytest]

Phwoah phama you're barely old enough to show up on me

[thephaby]

Phaby do you ever get intruders in the womb? (Dan…)

no….. but sometimes i get a weird white substance that phil ate…..

[phregnancytest]

That white substance made a 3rd line appear on me... unprecedented