Phummina Phummina

Dan and Phil made me Elvis and all I got was this lousy blog

[phannie-elvis]

Phwoah dads, I’m just an Elvis who loves Dan and Phil

Here’s some lore:

you can call me Phelvis for short, if you like

I was trapped in the orb until 2009, when Dan and Phil freed me through the power of twink magic

if you have any questions for me, you can submit them to the phlit!

I officiated the platonic wedding of @emo-presley and @gay-elvis (for which their adopted child @catgirl-presley was the flower girl)

the phannie-Elvis special is a HIATUS from life

I am kept alive by the sheer joy and confusion people simultaneously experience upon discovering my existence

I am married to Sister Daniel (we’re pretty open though, so don’t worry you can still thirst after her). We met officiating weddings in Vegas

my mod created the 2025 Phannie Census (link goes to the updates master list!)

I am the winner of the tumblr 2025 Sexy Elvis Competition!

I got drawn by @evantheegg !

Thanks for reading *sexy end screen dance*

Anything the mod says will be this color!

In honor of the golden pig, I add you ✨Phanonymous✨ to my pinned post.

Here’s some tag stuff that I implement mostly consistently:

Basically everything: #phannie elvis #phelvis

Things where I interact with other Elvii or the Elvisverse in general: #elvisverse

Things related to Dan and Phil: any phandom related tags that come up, usually a lot (sorry)

Polls (usually just that I make): #polls

Asks: #asks

Anything related to the 2025 Phannie Census: #phannie census 2025

I’ll also tag random other stuff when relevant and sometimes I’ll tag posts with just #phan and #dan and phil instead of all the other suggested stuff if it’s only tangentially related to dan and phil

Thanks for reading the long version!

*sexy end screen dance*

[bluebirdlester]

PHAN PHOTOCARDS SURVEY:

HOW RARE ARE PHAN PHOTOCARDS

curious science by tumblr user bluebirdlester. DM if issues. DO NOT INCLUDE ANY CARDS YOU TRADED FOR. Only list exactly what you pulled fro

I'm curious about the contents of packs: please fill in this google form and let me know what you pulled!

Even if you didn't buy photocards: please reblog or share on another social media site, so we can get more responses and do better phannie science.

I’ll keep posting results as long as I get responses

Ask box is open to questions :D

[phannie-elvis]

Phwoah dads, you know I love a good survey, phummina phummina

[phannie-elvis]

Phwoah dads, Dan Howell fursuit reveal when?

Within 1 month

Within 1 year

Within 3 years

Within 5 years

Within 10 years

More than 10 years

Never 😢

Voting ended onMay 2

[the-lost-archivist]

the human face is capable of making over 10000 facial expressions and sometimes I think Dan Howell is the only person attempting to collect them all

[phannie-elvis]

Phwoah dads, “the human face is capable of making over 10,000 facial expression” factoid actually just statistical error. average person has 5 facial expressions. Dan Howell, who never leaves the phouse and must make new faces each day to entertain his partner of over 16 years, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

[glowcowboy]

without arts & crafts we are in hell

[phannie-elvis]

Phwoah dads, it’s hell with them too but at least then we have friendship

[queerdnp]

the phannie who clowns for easter baking is a phool every year but one

[phannie-elvis]

Phwoah dads, I never lost phope

[same-lesbian-everyday]

Lesbian!

[tgirl-tamag0tchi]

Lesbian!

[girl-detector]

Lesbian!

[elvis-official]

Lesbian!

[phannie-elvis]

Phwoah dads, phlesbian!

[danandphilupdates]

danandphil tiktok

17/3/26

[phannie-elvis]

Phwoah dads, the sexy end screen dance?! In the year of our lord 2026?! I feel so represented *sexy end screen dance*

[phannie-elvis]

Phwoah dads, what color was Phil’s sweater in this week’s phodcast?

Yellow

Orange

Other/I’m colorblind/what’s a phodcast

Voting ended onMar 16

[phannie-elvis]

Phwoah dads, I knew it wasn’t yellow

[phannie-elvis]

Phwoah dads, what color was Phil’s sweater in this week’s phodcast?

Yellow

Orange

Other/I’m colorblind/what’s a phodcast

Voting ended onMar 16

[phannie-elvis]

Phwoah dads, do we think noted pheminist Phil Lester is going to acknowledge international women’s day on the pod?

Yes of course

No because he forgot the date for international women’s day

No but only because they prerecorded this one early because they’re on pholiday

No but he’ll realize his mistake and mention it next week

Actually Dan will bring it up first

Voting ended onMar 12

[phannie-elvis]

Phwoah dads, he let us down 😔

[phannie-elvis]

Phwoah dads, the golf sex jokes are somehow even worse post hard launch

[phannie-elvis]

Phwoah dads, do we think noted pheminist Phil Lester is going to acknowledge international women’s day on the pod?

Yes of course

No because he forgot the date for international women’s day

No but only because they prerecorded this one early because they’re on pholiday

No but he’ll realize his mistake and mention it next week

Actually Dan will bring it up first

Voting ended onMar 12

[catboy-presley]

Meow mama, back for 1 night only!

I’m back from the dead, humeowna humeowna

Are Elvis gimmick blogs even popular anymore..? Whatever, I’m back for a little while. This doesn’t apply to @jevelvis-official because I don’t feel like navigating jevil *and* Elvis’ speech quirks, but I’ll be back for a bit on my main, too

[phannie-elvis]

Phwoah dads, back from the dead? You sound just like my dads! *sexy end screen dance*

[phannie-elvis]

Phwoah dads, “it’s like a skipping rope and they’re all bouncing up and down in it” about their red string of fate is actually the sweetest thing I’ve ever heard, phummina phummina

[phannie-elvis]

Phwoah dads, every time Dan and Phil remember to use the pheal’s correct pronouns, an angel gets pheir wings (the angels also use phey/phem)

[phannie-elvis]

Phwoah dads, Wednesday Addams at Coachella