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My plane story in the Antwerp Q+A (ty Sandra for filming/uploading the preshow)

Also I couldn't see the fire from my seat but I do have photos of the water thrown on the plane

#shoutout topsonlyybar for being my pr for the night #my europe travel day was so chaotic I barely processed the fire part #video #dan and phil #dnp #dip and pip #tit tour #phan #tracking tag

diphowell

dan and phil said phannies are the best interviewers (and fuck homophobic old men journalists)

ahappydnp

phil sitting through pinof 1 reaction in 2023 while having their make out session outtakes up his ass all this time is so…this man is deceitful and dangerous.

what else have they publicly made fun of us for while sitting on photographic evidence of

reunitedinterlude

pinof one unedited footage

torimtime

You get that shit out of the tags and properly caption your post 😂😝😝😝

mothmanbussy420

sigh

diphowell

i love seeing non phannies reblog dnp gifsets cause they always have hilarious commentary but this one is my new favorite

“did you guys just miss it?” is so funny

diphowell

#well. they have also asked us if we missed it#but i have been on high alert for it for ten years and i don't see how i could have!!!

ppl who aren't phannies and dan and phil themselves looking at us:

diphowell

@ everyone here u are correct

diphowell

pre-hard launch really was wild

cafephan

phatreon content idea: compilation of every instance they’ve had to cut out of videos and podcast episodes where phil has casually mentioned the tour before it was announced and each time it zooms in further on dan’s expression as we see a man be pushed further and further to the cliff edge

themarkofoxin

the vintage phandom pre-grieving dnp’s heterosexual nuclear family endgame posts are so fascinating to me. here you have a bunch of young teenagers who are so, so obsessed with these two men. and many of them know/think/hope they’re together. but if they are, it’s a secret. and you will get bullied if you talk about it. it’s also 98% of what is talked about. but it becomes the culture to talk about it like a game—asking do you ship phan? while assuring everyone you know they’re not really together, it’s just for fun.

but it’s teenagers we’re talking about here. so the chain of logic goes, if they’re not together—which of course they aren’t this is all just for fun guys you don’t really believe they’re gay, do you, the vday video was a prank—then they’re probably not gay, and are in fact straight, and will end up with women and kids and a dog and a white picket fence like oh so many unfortunate YA protagonists in epilogues (the primary books fans had read atp, lbr)

so there was a whole cottage industry built around this emotional tension of fans caring so, so much about dan and phil now (back then), but “knowing” that it could never last because eventually they would move on to have the traditional signifiers of a happy life. youtube was seen as childish, no one knew if it was even possible for it to be sustainable for more than one, two, five years; dan and phil were of course straight so they would want to settle down with susan from the shop, and all the fun the teenagers were having was given an ambiguous, dramatic end point.

which means there’s dozens if not hundreds of posts out there talking forebodingly about dan and phil splitting up and getting married to other people, with an awkward undertone of forced happiness about it. we would all totally be happy for them if they left youtube and got with women, because they’d be happy, the posts all say, while writing about it as if it was a late stage cancer diagnosis

phovaries

whoremembers when we had to send dnp messages about the rpf poll via printed and glued screenshots of the tumblr post as a preshow question 🚬🚬🚬🚬

sleepyslag

I just know there are going to be straight boyfriends who don't know shit about dan and phil at every show omgggg those tickets should have gone to a lesbian 😒😒

sleepyslag

make jakey wait outside !!!

sleepyslag

"I need two vip tickets for me and my straight boyfriend who doesn't gaf about dan and phil because I can't go to the show alone 🥺" I hope jakey dies straight up.

unimportantsound

how i personally believe the writing of "The Urge" by dan howell went ❤️

lizardsmp3

deeply genuine question. is it gonna be hardspoilers this time. to go with titspoilers. like i knowwww hlspoilers is an option but we all know what’s more fun i should hope