Phrogshopping

She/ her | Founder of Reptiles | This is where I put my secret silly thoughts | "Hell hath no fury like a woman who forgot what she was saying" | Reptiles 2 (coming soon)

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She gump on my forest till I jenny

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12 servings? For ants maybe. I am the breakfast queen.

1 serving.

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Well... do you?

I like answering polls

I refuse to engage with the world beyond me. I am devoid of joy and fascination.

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Voting ended onFeb 26

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Warrior Loving Warrior

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Hey, just got back from the library atop mount olympus. They only had one book. It was fucking huge though. There was a chapter on humanity, it just said "Pottery and Jeans" ???

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I love power steering on a conceptual level.

Why yes I am a feeble likkle cupcake 🧁 I need a big stwong 💪car to help my delicate noodle hands tuwn the wheels uwu

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An asthmatic child in a large coat just ran past me in the dark and for a brief beautiful moment I believed in gremlins again

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i'm not gonna stop until I've blocked all you fuckers

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If I didn't want the killer to find me I wouldn't be wearing this funky lil cow bell

Obviously?

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Speak to me not of the Dark Times (Last Tuesday)

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I dont want AI

I wanna be able to Google smells

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So we've got a TV demon and a radio demon, but why stop there? I for one can't wait to meet the printing press demon.

Perhaps papyrus and cave painting demons.

Give me my floppy disk demon you cowards.

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I have befriended the slime.

He's with me now.

Bathtime :)

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Lochy I smoki 🤩

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*sniff*

*sniff sniff*

Hmmm....

*sniff sniff*

This isn't japery. This doesn't smell like whimsy. Not even a hint of tomfoolery.

Unacceptable.

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They said the skeleton was inedible.

Boy there is *marrow* in there

Have you considered *the broth*

*Gummy*