pink panther vibes

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May 8th

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It's bloofing time

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Beetlejuice spoilers no context

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Renfield when a fly

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Bella lost her backpack in the first movie before confronting Edward #wheresherbackpack

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Nolan was literally like "my wife, she produced all my movies and produced my children"

[catchymemes]

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Coffee isn't helping me stay awake anymore, it just gets rid of The Headache (TM)

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I don't envy Dorian Gray's youth, I'm jealous that he doesn't get hangovers.

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Izzy: so are you a top or a bottom?

Steve: I'm a threat 🔪

Ed: he's a bottom

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Sleepy hollow 1999 colorized

[eosofspades]

i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues

[fierceawakening]

Is it okay to be allo and yet find this deeply relatable?

All my friends: BOOOOOOOOYS 💜💜💜💜💜❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥👀👀👀👀

Me: I mean, they’ve always existed.

Friends: You don’t want to immediately pounce on them?

Me: There are a couple I can think of who pouncing on sounds nice. But you sound enamored of all of them, and I am confused.

Friends: So you like girls?

Me: …also yes, but I’m not sure that’s the disconnect I’m having.

[appendingfic]

people on tv: *cannot pass up a single opportunity to have sex with a sexy new person*

me: ...i do not think it is all that hard not to have sex with someone

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me: …i do not think

it is all that hard not to

have sex with someone

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[thebandghostofficial]

Children of New Mexico!

All you awesome rawkers who came out to last night’s show in Albuquerque; Thank you for making the show so amazing!

Have a nice day

- A Rawkin Ghoul

📸: ryancphoto

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Two Copias!

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It's Barbie and Ken not Barbie and Ken't

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Barbie (2023) prediction: military coup d'etat and enslavement of all males

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I want to apologize to all Kens for this post. I was immature and naive. From this day forth I only wish to give Kens all the respect and love they deserve. Equality starts with each one of us.