no but seriously imagine it

alby | 18 | any prns ⚢

[bintro]

is anyone else their father’s female son

[onethousandglasswings]

[stroebe2]

[i-bleed-ichor]

please bro beat the shit out of me I need it for enrichment

[coldestcaress]

Fuckin Phantom of the Dive Bar here

[dateamonster]

maybe i am normal just in a new and marvelous sort of way

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[gunsandfireandshit]

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

still thinking about this youtube comment i screenshotted ages ago

[3rabbit]

daughter (non-practicing)

[3rabbit]

sister (deadbeat)

[mr-mistyeyed]

would u still love me if i were stuck in a cycle i've never been able to break

[lustcannibalism]

me and my losing dog think you suck btw

[jenny-holzer]

[delicate-viscera]

(tearfully) i just want everyone to be a girl…m-my lesbian greed…it can’t b-be sated…

[roundo]

The idea of tumblr users living in like new york city or los angeles sounds extremely fake... all my mutuals either live in like serbia or a bumfuck town in missouri

[tekunoraizu]

Unfortunately it’s very easy to lure me places because I like to go somewhere