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He tricked children to go with him into the desert by saying that they were going to hunt animals. There he would kill them. Then he would burn or bury their bodies. phillip anderson sebastian moran 18+ oc friendly

[jamesoniii]

                      Mallrats (1995) Sentence Meme

“One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass.” “It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but the next week, he did it again.” “Because I have nothing better to do than fuck you.” “The usual vault rules apply: Touch not, lest ye be touched.“ “Hell hath no fury like a woman’s scorn for SEGA.“ “Let me ask you something. Did you ever fart in front of her?” “There is something out there that can help ease our simultaneous double loss.“ “I can’t express myself monosyllabically enough for you to understand!“ “Today’s my day. I brought lunch and a soda, and I’m not gonna leave until I see this sailboat everyone talks about.“ “He won the school science fair by turning his mom’s vibrator into a CD player. Motherfucker’s like MacGyver. Motherfucker’s better than MacGyver.“ “Lois could never have Superman’s baby. You think her Fallopian tubes could handle the sperm?“ “The food court is downstairs. We’re upstairs. This isn’t quantum physics. This is an eatery. Eateries make up the food court.“ “Bullshit. Eateries in the designated square downstairs qualify as food court. Anything outside of said designated square is considered an autonomous  unit for mid-mall snacking.“ “ Man, there’s not a year goes by that I don’t read about an escalator accident involving some bastard kid that could have been avoided had some parent - I don’t care which one - conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator!“ “Be fair, all right. Everyone wants Mr Toad’s Wild Ride.“ “Fly, fat-ass! Fly!“ “My grandmother always said, ‘Why buy the cow when you get the sex for free?’” “Damn, that bastard’s faster than Walt Flanagan’s dog.“ “I can’t believe you have the nerve to come to my mall and pick up guys!“ “Where does the other arm go? You can lay on it or shove it between your bodies. The only other option is to stretch it above your head. But sometimes my arm pops out of the socket when I sleep like that. I was always searching for someplace to keep my arm - while still laying close to her.“ “Jesus, man! Haven’t I made it clear during our friendship that I don’t know shit?“ “Your maleness amazes me sometimes.“ “Suitor No.1. If you were a car, what kind of car would you be?“ “My cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story.“ “Well, did he come or what?“

[phxllip]

“Yes, they’ve got animals on them. Yes, they’re wearing sweaters—but they’re not for children!” Not many men should try to pull off socks with animals in sweaters, but he’s giving it his all. To be fair, they’re mostly covered up until he crosses his legs—then you get to see that camel with a red sweater on. 

[phxllip]

so on the 'really cool things i found today' list is this anderson rp blog that has anderson as sebastian moran which is so cool that i felt the need to message a friend about it in all caps. (hint: it's u.)

That sounds like you found a pretty neat thing there, comrade! Man, I’m pretty jealous, that sounds like a good start(?) to a day! Hope your day keeps going pretty rad, love from me and Dwayne as you can see.

[phxllip]

“...No.”

He’s trying really hard not to answer, you know. He’s even letting that too-sweet end of the coffee drain from the cup, so he’s got to be hiding something. Jesus how much room temperature coffee can one man drink in a sitting?

[phxllip]

“No, I’ve never thought about that before—but now that you’ve mentioned it, it seems hard to ignore. So thank you, for that.”

[sergeantsally-blog]

Look! It’s nearly Mia’s first birthday, and I realised I still haven’t posted a picture of our princess.

Her name is Amelia Rose Anderson. She was born on February 27th 2014, at 10:04am. She weighed 8lbs, and she was a stubborn little one! phxllip was amazing when I was pregnant, and he was forever running around getting food for my cravings! She has my eyes, and Phil’s lips. 

We love her to bits. brookrichie is godfather- obviously.

xx

[sergeantsally-blog]

SALLY AND PHIL HAD A DAUGHTER. 

Her name is Amelia Rose Anderson. 

[phxllip]

After 345839573 years, we finally have a name for the baby.

Amelia Rose Anderson "Mia" You can expect a picture from Sally. Eventually. x

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[sergeantsally-blog]

I'll be back in London within the hour. x PA

I’ve missed you. x SD

Do you want me to pick you up? x SD

[sergeantsally-blog]

Busy?! I’m like a walking beach ball! x SD

Food cravings, mood swings, wanting you constantly. Nothing new. x SD

[phxllip]

You're beautiful. x PA Good, that means I'm back in time to enjoy your cravings. x PA Everything's alright, though? Nothing dangerous? x PA

[sergeantsally-blog]

I'll be back in London within the hour. x PA

I’ve missed you. x SD

Do you want me to pick you up? x SD

[phxllip]

Only if you're not busy. x PA I missed you too. You'll have to tell me what I missed. x PA

[phxllip]

sergeantsally is the worst at baby names pass it on

[doctorpanderson]

2.) What are your characters most prominent physical features?

[doctorpanderson]

I think I’d say Phil’s cheeks, actually. They’re usually indicative of his mood - if he’s angry they’re a little more full, and if he’s at all despondent they tend to sink more. 

His glasses are also a feature, I guess, because they only ever come out in public during work or when he’s got to read something. They also come out in the bedroom, usually at Sally’s request

[doctorpanderson]

1.) Describe your character’s relationship with their mother or their father, or both. Was it good? Bad? Were they spoiled rotten, ignored? Do they still get along now, or no?

Phillip doesn’t talk to his parents very often anymore. They’re not bad people, but largely once his wife divorced him - because of him and Sally, of course - they decided that he needed to sort himself out. Which didn’t seem to work quite like they’d wanted since he ended up staying with Sally even after the divorce was finalised.

His parents don’t care much for Sally, which put a damper on the former tradition of going to visit them for Christmas. Phillip had hoped that his refusal to come and see them without Sally would help to change their mind, but instead he was told that wa s ‘fine’ and he didn’t need to come by that year.

His mother in particular seemed hurt by the fact of him cheating on his wife when it came out.

As a child, they were very hands-off parents, letting him get most of his right and wrong lessons from Sunday School and his actual school lessons. They weren’t particularly well off, nor was Phillip spoilt, but Christmases always seemed lavish and rewarding.

[doctorpanderson]

3.) Name one scar your character has, and tell us where it came from. If they don’t have any, is there a reason?

There’s a scar on the top and bottom of Phillip’s left foot. He’d gone out without shoes and in his haste to get wherever he’d planned on getting, he ended up stepping on a nail with enough force to send it through his foot. It didn’t sever anything, and he ended up fine, but it was a pretty radical wound to show off for a while.

[doctorpanderson]

4.) How vain is your character? Do they find themselves attractive? 

[doctorpanderson]

Phil doesn’t find himself unattractive but he doesn’t get the fervent appreciation he or his glasses get from Sally. He’s not particularly vain, though he does take the time to shave and do his hair most mornings - until, you know, he grows it out and has another thing to dye - but apart from that, daily rituals aren’t terribly long, and he doesn’t tend to watch mirrors for very long either. 

[doctorpanderson]

Hogwarts Headcanon AU

  Phil doesn’t have much of an idea of what he wants to be when he grows up  but he does know it is going to be some kind of a future in potions, much like his father. 

He’s half-blooded, on his father’s side, and he doesn’t see that as much of a problem, since he lives in a fair bit of happiness with both his parents up until his letter. [And after, of course, since the letter was nothing but good news]