Dr. Bruce Banner

Hi, I'm Dr. Bruce Banner. I'm a physicist and I specialize in gamma radiation. I was told I should make this blog, though I'm still not sure about it...

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starkredreality replied to your post: What if I told you I was a young woman made out of nano-bots made by my father who was a pioneering scientist after my first death. And that Im now a weapon but not by his choice because he was killed by an underground cult who plan on taking over the world. And that now I am an escapee who runs all around the globe just trying to stay away from these people because if they ever found me and used me I would pose a fatal threat to humanity?

Omfg, this is win.

What is that supposed to mean?

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What if I told you I was a young woman made out of nano-bots made by my father who was a pioneering scientist after my first death. And that Im now a weapon but not by his choice because he was killed by an underground cult who plan on taking over the world. And that now I am an escapee who runs all around the globe just trying to stay away from these people because if they ever found me and used me I would pose a fatal threat to humanity?

It... honestly wouldn't be the strangest thing I've ever heard.

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Who knew thermo nuclear physics could be so fun. We finally have the stabilizer working, after four failed prototypes.

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Then you shall judge yourself,” the king answered. “that is the most difficult thing of all. It is much more difficult to judge oneself than to judge others. If you succeed in judging yourself rightly, then you are indeed a man of true wisdom.

Antoine de Saint Exupéry, The Little Prince (via philphys)

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physicist-pacifist replied to your post: You guys are too cool for school.

Did you take this picture?

No. Pep did.

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Heh, I don’t remember that at all…

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That’s because you were too busy trying to figure out if the girl you were talking to who said you were her hero because you were “strong and big” was aiming at a euphemism or not. Which was further flamed by Clint being his usual douchey self, amirite?

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I wouldn't have phrased it as such, but essentially.

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physicist-pacifist replied to your post: You guys are too cool for school.

Did you take this picture?

No. Pep did.

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Heh, I don't remember that at all...

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Why are you all stressed?

Tony's gotten into a bit of trouble. We're doing what we can for him now.

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:p you're no fun.

I'm sorry. Everyone here is very stressed right now.

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please!!!!!!!!

I don't know. I really don't want to do any of the above to anyone. What's the point?

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You'd do ANYTHING he asked?

Within reason. He's in a bit of a situation right now.

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Which would you marry kill and f**k. tony captain america and hawkeye.

...Do you really want me to answer that? I would rather not do any of the above.

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Here's a delightful prank you can do with Tony. 1] cake faces and clothes with debris and don lab goggles 2] wait for someone to pass by lab door 3] bust through and dash fanatically down hall. [a-1] alternately, you could both power walk out with a mortified look on your faces [a-2] add arm flailing to taste

God, I will do anything that man wants as long as he comes home safely.

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physicist-pacifist replied to your post: Tony’s in trouble. I need your help now.

Penthouse of Stark Tower. We need the fastest way to get to Kansas, now.

Alright. I’m on my way.

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He was arrested. It was some tack-on clause to an arms law that was passed. It states all weapons of mass destruction, including but not limited to Tony Stark’s iron suit, will be confiscated as state property and the owner detained for questioning. This entire trip to Kansas was a set up.

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Has anyone gotten a hold of Clint?

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I haven't been able to reach him.

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physicist-pacifist replied to your post: Tony’s in trouble. I need your help now.

Penthouse of Stark Tower. We need the fastest way to get to Kansas, now.

Alright. I’m on my way.

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He was arrested. It was some tack-on clause to an arms law that was passed. It states all weapons of mass destruction, including but not limited to Tony Stark's iron suit, will be confiscated as state property and the owner detained for questioning. This entire trip to Kansas was a set up.

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a-widows-bite replied to your post: Where’s Stark? I expected a half-way witty reply an hour ago.

Typical Iron Ass.

As long as he sends me pictures of that Volt Panel, I'll be good. I hope his phone didn't die.

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Where's Stark? I expected a half-way witty reply an hour ago.

He probably just forgot we exist, really. He was supposed to call when he got there, but that should have been thirty minutes ago.

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physicist-pacifist replied to your post: Hey, now we’re both out of town. WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON.

Why are you on here then, Natasha?

Sorry, let me rephrase that. I’m too busy to deal with him. I’ll be back soon. I should be done tonight at the latest, then I’ll be a plane ride away.

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Good. We miss you out here. It's just Steve, Clint, and I in the Tower. Pepper is busy with that new place in Washington, and Tony's in Kansas.